Revenge porn is so last decade. So what can you do now to get back at your ex for Valentine’s Day? You can name a roach, a veggie, or a rodent after them and watch it be fed to an animal at the San Antonio Zoo.
The annual Cry Me a Cockroach fundraiser lowered its prices this year so that more people can watch their exes being swallowed whole by a fox or a crocodile. You can get a cockroach, a vegetable, or a rat for $5, or a rat for $15.
What do you get for that price?
A downloadable Valentine’s Day card to share with friends—or former flames
A special Valentine’s Day video featuring one of the zoo’s popular animal residents
“With Cry Me a Cockroach, we’ve found a fun and creative way for people around the world to get some innocent revenge,” said Tim Morrow, President & CEO of San Antonio Zoo. “It’s a lighthearted fundraiser with real impact, and it’s become a Valentine’s Day tradition across the globe.”
I am going to get a rat and name it donald trump because I can’t wait to break up with him. I would go with Stephen Miller, but no animal deserves that.
I don’t know about you, but it seems like everyone who has been involved in the Marvel Universe will be in Avengers: Doomsday.
However, now we are learning that not every OG Avenger is going to be in the film. Mark Ruffalo told Empire Magazine that Bruce Banner will not be making an appearance.
But it is not the last time we will see his Hulk. He appears in Spider-Man: Brand New Day, and he told the mag about the possibility of future appearances, “As long as they keep finding cool things to do with Hulk.”
Personally, I always found him too nebishy to play Banner. Bring back Edward Norton. He is no Bill Bixby, but he was the best of the current lot.
Meghan Markle did a lifestyle show for Netflix, but it turned into a comedy because everyone was laughing at her and With Love, Meghan.
However, those were the ones who decided to stream it. Most people avoided it like she avoids London. Because of that, Page Six is reporting that the show will not be back for a third season.
However, it might not be the last we see of her on the streamer. She is also said to be pitching holiday specials of With Love.
With love, I say don’t do it, unless it is British holidays.
A year ago, there were rumors that Kelly Clarkson was ending her NBC daytime talk show, and a few months later, we learned that her ex-husband, who is the father of her two children, was sick and eventually lost his battle to cancer in August.
After that, the rumors about The Kelly Clarkson Show ending went silent. However, now that her contract is coming up and it is getting near the time for both her and the network to make a decision, the rumors are starting up again.
A source told Page Six, “[Her show] is a lot to put on, and looking at the landscape across daytime television, it’s not sustainable anymore.”
However, other insiders say that no decision has been made.
So, from now until they announce the show is ending or continuing, we will be hearing rumors about both.
If I were a network exec, I would move on and look for another host. People thought that Ellen DeGeneres would be doing her show forever, and where is she now?
Today, the most beloved star of Country music turns 80! And if we haven’t been following Dolly Parton’s career since she was 18, I would never have believed it, because the singer looks even more youthful now than she did throughout the ’80s. So I can’t wait to go through her 80s with her, and see how much more joy she continues to bring to the world!
Happy birthday, Dolly! May you celebrate from 9 to 5, and then from 5 to 9!
