Revenge porn is so last decade. So what can you do now to get back at your ex for Valentine’s Day? You can name a roach, a veggie, or a rodent after them and watch it be fed to an animal at the San Antonio Zoo.
The annual Cry Me a Cockroach fundraiser lowered its prices this year so that more people can watch their exes being swallowed whole by a fox or a crocodile. You can get a cockroach, a vegetable, or a rat for $5, or a rat for $15.
What do you get for that price?
- A downloadable Valentine’s Day card to share with friends—or former flames
- A special Valentine’s Day video featuring one of the zoo’s popular animal residents
“With Cry Me a Cockroach, we’ve found a fun and creative way for people around the world to get some innocent revenge,” said Tim Morrow, President & CEO of San Antonio Zoo. “It’s a lighthearted fundraiser with real impact, and it’s become a Valentine’s Day tradition across the globe.”
I am going to get a rat and name it donald trump because I can’t wait to break up with him. I would go with Stephen Miller, but no animal deserves that.
