For years, donald trump has said that he has wanted to get Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel fired. And it looks like he has found a way to do that.
However, there was something he did not account for, and that is that Colbert is that The Late Show host still has seven months left on his contract. Therefore, he can say and do whatever he wants because what are they going to do, fire him? They already did that.
So when Colbert heard that Jimmy Kimmel Live is suspended indefinitely, he and his staff knew they had to go after the dick-tator wannabe. And they did.
They changed up the lyrics to Beauty and the Beast’s Be Our Guest to be all about the orange one. And he is not going to like it. Because, as they say, the truth hurts, and this was very truthful.
Just like the original tune, this one is very catchy. So catchy, I cannot stop singing it.
Let’s be honest. Labubus are ugly, and most of us cannot understand why they are such a huge craze now. Right? Right! My blind friend asked me to describe them to her, and the first thing I said to her is that, “They are fucking ugly.” I would buy my niece anything her heart desires, but not Labubus. Thankfully, she is not into them.
Anywho…Yesterday, on The Tonight Show
, Jimmy Fallon asked Jason Bateman to play a new game. What is it? It is Pickleball Golf Labubu Death Challenge. The object of the game is to knock down as many Labubus from the wall of fugly dolls by hitting a pickleball with a golf club.
The best part is that there are two special ones, Jason LaBateman and Jimmy Falubum, who have their faces on them. If they hit one of those, it is worth five points, while the other ones are only worth one.
How did they do? There were way too many left, so poorly. But Fallon did knock himself out.
Mel Owens is the new Golden Bachelor, and the 66-year-old said that he doesn’t want to date women over 60. However, the minimum age of the contestants is 60.
So, would he be happy dating older women? It looks like he is in the teaser.
But I am not. Because he is as exciting as a wet noodle. And talking about wet noodles… I am assuming you know where I was going with that.
Over the last few weeks, Saturday Night Live has announced who is leaving and who will be replacing them. And it looks like they have finally set all of the Not Ready for Primetime Players for season 51.
Now, it is time for them to start announcing who will be spending a week with them to host, perform, or do both on the NBC Variety show.
Bad Bunny starts things off on October 4th by hosting for the second time. However, unlike when he hosted during season 49, he will not be performing this time. That title will go to Doja Cat, who is making her SNL debut.
She is not the only one doing that this season. Role Model makes his musical performance debut on the 11th. He will be accompanying Amy Poehler, who is hosting for a third time.
Then on the 18th, Sabrina Carpenter will need a lot of Espresso because she goes from doing cameos to hosting for the first time and performing for the second (not including the special).
Which host/musical performer are you most looking forward to seeing the most?
