A week ago, Chuck Lorre gave a speech at Project Angel Food, and it was politically charged against the orange piece of shit in the White House, his wife, who hates him, and RFK Jr.
Well, when they heard about the producer’s words, they issued a statement saying, “Chuck Lorre should immediately seek psychiatric help to treat his severe case of Trump Derangement Syndrome that has completely rotted his peanut-sized brain.”
Well, I don’t know who they thought they were messing with. Lorre has worked with Roseanne Barr, Cybill Shepherd, and Charlie Sheen, and survived.
They have nothing on him. So tonight at the end of Georgie and Maddie’s First Marriage, the Executive Producer responds to them in one of his Vanity Cards.
A spokesperson for the White House recently announced that I need psychiatric help. I don’t disagree. I’m not a big fan of mood-altering drugs or electroshock therapy, you know, Cuckoo’s Nest stuff, but I would be up for a chat with a trained professional who gently encourages me to seek out childhood experiences that negatively impact my thinking and behavior. (A possible culprit could be weekly atomic bomb drills in grade school. This involved hiding under my desk to avoid being cut to ribbons from the classroom windows imploding.) It might also be worth investigating if toxins in my environment bear any responsibility for my ‘derangement.’ (Can’t ignore all those mesothelioma commercials.) Regardless of how we proceed, I do appreciate this very public concern for my mental health. It’s comforting to know my government is looking out for me.
There is no way they can respond to that. I mean, they can, but they are not smart enough to do so. And Lorre will destroy him in a way that trump wants the city that he and I live in.
