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My cat is not a fan of History of the World: Part 2
March 7th, 2023 under Hulu, Mel Brooks. [ Comments: none ]

So, when I adopted my cat, I was told she was a Turkish Van. I knew nothing about the breed, so I looked it up online. I found out that her breed was on Noah’s Ark. Therefore, she makes me watch all the movies and TV shows about those 40 days and 40 nights on the ark.

Therefore, we got all excited when we saw that Seth Rogen was playing Noah in History of the World: Part 2 on Hulu. And then we watched the sketch, which is one of the two episodes that started streaming today.

To say she got all catty with my TV set would be an understatement. That is because Rogen’s Noah only brought dogs on the ark, and he got all mad when his daughter-in-law said she was a cat person. My cat didn’t find that funny and told me I had to write a negative review about the episodes because she is pissed. And then she pissed on my bed. I was like, what did I do?

So here you have it, my cat is not a fan of History of the World: Part 2. And if she tells me to do something, I have to do it.

OK! She is in the other room. I thought that bit was hysterical, along with what they did during Alexander Graham Bell’s first phone call, Jack Black singing as Stallon, Sigmund Freud seeing a patient, how Jesus met Mary Magdalene, and finally, the original pyramid scheme.

But don’t tell my cat I said that, or I will be history to the world.

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Freevee tricks a man to be on a fake jury with actors!
March 7th, 2023 under FreeVee, James Marsden. [ Comments: none ]

Freevee is the home of Judge Judy’s Judy Justice. And soon they are going to have a show about Jury Duty.

It is not a real one, and it is not a fake one. So what is it? Jury Duty chronicles the inner workings of an American jury trial through the eyes of one particular juror, Ronald Gladden. What Gladden doesn’t know is that the entire case is fake, everyone except him is an actor, including James Marsden, and everything that happens — inside the courtroom and out — is carefully planned.

Who is this lone juror? Gladden is a solar contractor from San Diego, CA. I can’t wait to see his reaction when the case is over, and he finds out none of it was real. I hope the producers hired him to put solar panels on their roofs. It is the least they could do!

So when can you watch this brilliant show? The first four episodes debut on April 7th, and then the remaining four will play out with two new episodes on April 14th and April 21st.

So, you know that moment in the trailer when Marsden stands up and says he is a public figure, and the judge doesn’t know who he is? True story time. My friend was recently selected for jury duty, and the judge remembered my friend from a show he did in the ’90s. So yes, it is an LA thing.

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E! is helping Nick Cannon find new baby mamas
March 7th, 2023 under Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]

As if Nick Cannon doesn’t have enough kids and baby mamas, E! and Kevin Hart are going to help him find more women to knock up.

At least, that is what it seems like is going to happen in the teaser that the father of 12 posted on his Instagram today.

In the video, Hart brings out contestants who want to have Cannon’s baby. And then the announcer says, “We are not KIDding around.”

But are they? There is nothing on E! Online confirming Who’s Having My Back with Nick Cannon is a real show. And both comedians like to prank each other, so would anyone be surprised if they pranked us?

Although I would watch the show. It would be a guilty pleasure that I wouldn’t tell anyone I was watching. Well, I would tell you, but that is it.

So is it real? We will find out in the Spring. Do you want it to be real?

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Christie Brinkley is going gray!
March 7th, 2023 under Christie Brinkley. [ Comments: none ]

Christie Brinkley/Instagram

Christie Brinkley is 69 years old but doesn’t look a day over 29. It is kind of frustrating to look in the mirror and see myself age, but the Uptown Girl doesn’t.

Although. Age is starting to catch up with her. That is because the model finally revealed that her hair is changing colors.

“Grey sky! Gray hair! The second you see gray hair it raises the question, just like when you cut bangs ..to keep or not to keep? Thank goodness both are just a personal preference or a fun change of pace,” she wrote. “My son thinks it looks cool, but I think I may want to wait till it’s more like the silver whitecaps than the grey wave itself! The verdict is still out!”

What do you think she should do? Keep her locks the color of the sand, or should she let it become the color of sea foam? She will look ageless whether she blonde or she is gray.

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Tommy Lee says what all drummers think
March 7th, 2023 under Mötley Crüe. [ Comments: none ]

Tommy Lee is a drummer, and some might say he has the worst seat in the house. Actually, he says it.

“Fuck Man, when am i ever gonna get better seats to this show! #cheapseats #bestseatsinthehouse,” he wrote.

I don’t know what he is complaining about. I have had behind-the-stage tickets before and loved staring at Jon Bon Jovi’s ass! But then again, Vince Neil is no JBJ!

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