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Tommy Lee and his wife got naked to get you to vote
October 1st, 2020 under Mötley Crüe. [ Comments: none ]

https://twitter.com/MrTommyLand/status/1311774385317965824
There have been a lot of political ads this year trying to get you to vote. However, none of them can hold a candle to the one that Tommy Lee shot with his wife, Brittany Furlan.

The couple filmed their PSA without any underwear on because they really want you to be excited to vote, vote, vote. I think we can agree that they got their message across.

Although if they really wanted to get the message across, then the drummer would have showed us what is under the patriotic hat. I would re-register to vote just to see his long ballot again.

Talking about their sex organs. I want to thank his wife for the sacrifice she made to our country. It really is hard to shoot a commercial when your vagina is cold. Hopefully, Lee will find a way to warm her up.

Then when they are done, they can read up on what else, besides Trump, is on the ballot this November 3rd.

We all want to be a bad ass like Lee, so make sure to vote, vote, vote because every vote counts. Elections have consequences and we are still suffering from the one in 2016. Let’s end the national suffering, and vote.

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Tommy Lee gets the face tattoo
June 29th, 2020 under Mötley Crüe. [ Comments: 2 ]

Tommy Lee/Instagram


I guess Tommy Lee has run out of places on his body to get inked because he went full millennial and got some tattoos on both sides of his face.

I will never get why people think face tats look good because they don’t. I guess I am getting older. Not as old as Lee, but old. What do you think of his new ink?

No matter what he does to his body, there is always one part of him that will be beautiful. I am talking about his drumstick, of course!

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Tommy Lee got his d!ck stuck in his zipper
April 26th, 2020 under Mötley Crüe. [ Comments: none ]

@tommylee

Last time I do THAT!!! ##fyp

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Tommy Lee had a painful day yesterday, he revealed on TikTok that he got his d!ck stuck in his zipper. Anyone, who has seen his sex tape, knows there is a lot to get stuck. Which is explains which zipper he got it stuck in!

Who knew the Mötley Crüe drummer was so funny? We knew he marched to the beat of his own drum, but know we know he is also his own ba-dum-tsss.

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Is the last we will see of Tommy Lee?
March 30th, 2020 under Mötley Crüe. [ Comments: none ]

@tommylee

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Tommy Lee has been having way too much fun on TikTok, and it looks like the Mötley Crüe drummer has shot his last video.

Even Dr. Feelgood cannot save him. Or maybe he could Kickstart his Heart? I think it will be the latter. Once he is better, he will be back Shouting at the Devil and Smoking in the Boys Room again.

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Tommy Lee’s neighbors love him
March 2nd, 2020 under Mötley Crüe. [ Comments: none ]


Imagine if you are looking for a house, and the realtor tells your neighbor is going to be Tommy Lee. At first, you will be like that is so cool. Then you would be like, I don’t want to live next to the Mötley Crüe.

Eventually, you decide to buy the house next door to him. Every morning, he wakes up to wish you a good morning on the top of his lungs. What do you do? Say it back to him like any NYer would. The good old, “F*ck you!”

I wish I had a few million dollars, so I could live next to both of them.

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