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Is the last we will see of Tommy Lee?
March 30th, 2020 under Mötley Crüe. [ Comments: none ]

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Tommy Lee has been having way too much fun on TikTok, and it looks like the Mötley Crüe drummer has shot his last video.

Even Dr. Feelgood cannot save him. Or maybe he could Kickstart his Heart? I think it will be the latter. Once he is better, he will be back Shouting at the Devil and Smoking in the Boys Room again.

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Tommy Lee’s neighbors love him
March 2nd, 2020 under Mötley Crüe. [ Comments: none ]


Imagine if you are looking for a house, and the realtor tells your neighbor is going to be Tommy Lee. At first, you will be like that is so cool. Then you would be like, I don’t want to live next to the Mötley Crüe.

Eventually, you decide to buy the house next door to him. Every morning, he wakes up to wish you a good morning on the top of his lungs. What do you do? Say it back to him like any NYer would. The good old, “F*ck you!”

I wish I had a few million dollars, so I could live next to both of them.

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I guess Mötley Crüe wants more Girls, Girls, Girls!
November 18th, 2019 under Mötley Crüe. [ Comments: none ]


Back in 2014, Mötley Crüe signed a contract saying that they were going to do one more tour, which would end on December 31, 2015, and that was it for them. Well, it is the same old situation as with many bands. They lied.

Today, the bad boys blew up that contact and announced that they are getting back together. They made this decision after finding a whole new audience due to their Netflix biopic Dirt. Those misunderstood youth want to see the rockers rock out in person. Therefore, the band is back smoking in the boys’ room aka making music.

Not sure if they are doing it for the money or the Girls, Girls, Girls. Probably a mixture of both. However, I bet, being back in the studio and on the road is Home Sweet Home for them.

Seriously, did anyone think that they were not going to get back together again? They will be doing this until Dr. Feelgood can no longer kickstart their hearts.

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Words of Wizdumb by Tommy Lee!
August 30th, 2019 under Mötley Crüe, Words of Wizdumb. [ Comments: none ]


Tommy Lee had an epiphany and he shared it with all of us. He wrote, “I just realized why they call cover songs ‘covers’ because you want to cover your ears when you hear them 😖👈”

I wonder if he is referring to people who cover Mötley Crüe’s song or their cover of Madonna’s Like a Virgin. I wonder what she thinks of it. I actually like it.

When it comes to his Words of Wizdumb, I actually agree with him. It is rare the cover is ever better than the original. And that makes me want to cover my ears whenever I hear one.

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Tommy Lee for President
August 9th, 2019 under Mötley Crüe, Politics. [ Comments: none ]


When you think of the most bitching and coolest rockers of the ’80s, you think of Tommy Lee. You think of a guy wearing leather pants, when he was actually wearing clothes, marrying some of the most desired blondes, who doesn’t give a f*ck what anyone thinks so he destroyed hotel rooms, says whatever he wants and made sex tapes that showed off his huge mic.

Now that Mötley Crüe has retired from the road, he has some time hands. Therefore, he has taken to writing. The drummer, who literally marches to his beat, wrote a message to Trump supporters and Republican politicians that will make every Democrat want to high five him every time they see him. Forget all those Dems, who are running for President, this is the man who should be President. Imagine what the world would be like with him in charge. It would be so cool, it would help to lower the Earth’s climate system, therefore reversing Global Warming.

Think I am exaggerating, then read what he wrote below.

“You Trumpsters better pray that liberals never gain control of the WH again because we are going to pay you back so fucking hard for all of this shit. Planned Parenthoods on every damn corner. We’re going to repaint Air Force One, pussy hat pink and fly it over your beloved Bible Belt 6 days a week, tossing birth control pills, condoms & atheist literature from the cockpit. We’re going to tax your mega churches so bad Joel Olsteen will need to get a job at Chik Fil A to pay his light bill. Speaking of Chik Fil A, we’re buying all those and giving them to any LGBTQ person your sick cult leaders tortured with conversion therapy. Have fun with the new menu you bigoted fucks. Try the McPence. It’s a boiled unseasoned chicken breast that you have to eat in the closet with your mother. We’re going to gather up ALL of your guns, melt them down and turn them into a gargantuan metal mountain emblazoned with the face of Hillary Clinton. ALL parks will be renamed Rosa Parks asap. We’re replacing Confederate statues with BLM Leaders & Mexican immigrants. Every single public school will be renamed after a child that was kidnapped by this regime. And after we fumigate the WH, we’re repainting the whole thing rainbow. Fox News will be taken over and turned into a family refugee shelter. We’re turning Hannity’s office into a giant unisex bathroom with changing tables & free tampons. And every single time a Trumpster complains about any of the changes, we’re adding an openly gay character to a Disney movie.”

What are you looking for most out everything he said in that speech? I am looking forward to the rainbow-colored White House and getting my birth control at Planned Parenthood/Starbucks on every corner.

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