Nick Cannon has very potent sperm, which has gotten six women pregnant, and they bore him a total of a dozen children in 12 years.
Because of that Dr. Squatch thinks his testicles should be insured for $10 million. So that is what they did.
And now, the father has the Most Valuable Balls in the World. With that title comes great responsibility. Therefore, he is taking care of them with Dr. Squatch’s male toiletries.
If I were one of his baby mamas, whose name is not Mariah Carey, I would castrate him for the insurance money.
Nick Cannon is a brave man, but there is one thing that scares him. It is pregnant women.
You can’t blame the father of 12 for being afraid of expectant moms. I mean, he doesn’t know if he is the father. And with his strong swimmers, it could totally be his.
Thirteen won’t be lucky for him, but it will be very costly.
Nick Cannon has 12 kids, and most of them have interesting names. There is a Golden Sagon, a Rise Messiah, a Beautiful Zeppelin, and an Onyx Ice.
However, there is one name that caught the attention of comedian Hannah Berner, and that one is Powerful Queen. Why? She explained, “That is the name of my vibrator.”
As soon as Daddy Dozen heard that on his radio show, Daily Cannon, he spit out his drink, knocked the cup over, and laughed out loud.
Do you know what it is weird? I can relate. My vibrator is called Moroccan because it gives me more rocking!
I think the father of 12 is going to be thinking of changing some of his kids’ names.
Nick Cannon did a photoshoot with two pythons, and he was scared of the giant snakes. Especially the one that pooped in his house.
And I am less scared of the pythons than the snake between the father of twelve’s legs. Because as a woman of childbearing age, when something comes out of his crotch, it could get me pregnant. And I don’t want to be baby mama #7. The money is good. But not that good. Well, that and I like pythons.
