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Nick Cannon welcomes his 12th kid
December 29th, 2022 under Nick Cannon. [ Comments: 7 ]

 

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Almost a year to the date, since Nick Cannon and Alyssa Scott lost their son, Zen, to brain cancer, the model announced that they welcomed another baby.

December 14 2022. Our lives are forever changed ❤️Zen is in every breath I take. I know his spirit was with us in the room that morning. I know he is watching down on us. He shows me signs everyday. I will hold onto this memory forever. I will remember the sound of Nicks voice saying “it’s a girl” and the look of everything we’ve been through flash across his face. I will remember the sound of her crying out with her first breath and feeling her heartbeat against mine. My sweet girl, I got my surprise!! We love you Halo Marie Cannon! 🤍

This is Cannon’s 12th child. He is also the father to 11-year-old twins, Roc, and Roe, with Mariah Carey. In July, he welcomed Legendary with Bre Tiesi. Then in September, he welcomed Onyx Ice with Lanisha Cole. That month he also welcomed Rise Messiah with Brittany Bell, and the baby boy joined 5-year-old son, Golden, and 1-year-old daughter, Powerful Queen. Abby de la Rose is the mother of their 1-year-old twins Zion Mixolydian and Zillion Heir and Beautiful Zeppelin, born on 11/11.

I think 12 is a good number to stop. Actually, he should’ve stopped way before that. I mean, he fathered five babies in 2022 alone. His dick needs a time out.

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Nick Cannon welcomed his 11th child on 11/11
November 12th, 2022 under Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]

Stop me if you have heard this before. Nick Cannon is a father again. You’ve heard it before? Well, you are going to hear it again. He welcomed his 11th kid, a baby girl they are calling Beautiful Zeppelin. This is his third with Abby de la Rose. They are already the parents of 1-year-old twins Zion Mixolydian and Zillion Heir.

Cannon is also the father to 11-year-old twins, Roc, and Roe, with Mariah Carey. In July, he welcomed Legendary with Bre Tiesi. In September, he welcomed Onyx Ice with Lanisha Cole. That month he also welcomed Rise Messiah with Brittany Bell, and the baby boy joined 5-year-old son Golden and 1-year-old daughter, Powerful Queen. He is expecting his 12th baby with Alyssa Scott; the two lost their son Zen to brain cancer in 2021.

Nick Cannon really needs to be fixed because there are horny dogs on the street that breed less than him.

It’s easy to be a father to that many kids when they can’t walk and talk, but what is he going to do when they are all being made fun of in school because of him, and they all need and want his attention at the same time? That, and he has to work to support those kids.

He is in for one helluva ride. He made his bed, and now he is has to lie in it.

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Nick Cannon is expecting his dozenth kid 
November 3rd, 2022 under Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]

Alyssa Scott recently revealed she is expecting her third child but didn’t say who the daddy is. Today, she confirmed that she is pregnant with her second baby with Cannon. The two lost their son, Zen, last December to brain cancer.

Cannon is also the father to 11-year-old twins, Roc, and Roe, with Mariah Carey. Abby de la Rosa is expecting another one of his children, and they are the parents of 1-year-old twins, Zion Mixolydian and Zillion Heir. In July, he welcomed baby #8, Legendary, with Bre Tiesi. In September, he welcomed Onyx Ice with Lanisha Cole. That month he also welcomed Rise Messiah with Brittany Bell, and the baby boy joined 5-year-old son Golden and 1-year-old daughter, Powerful Queen.

Got it? I am not sure if Cannon does. I mean, how does he still have oxygen flowing to his brain with all of the sex he is having? How does he even still have sperm left in his body? He should be as shriveled up as a man who is 126 years old.

Back to Scott. She seemed to diss her baby daddy when she wrote, “One thing about Nick, he’s going to show up for the photo shoot! 😍” with the above photo. With that many kids, you can’t expect him to be a full-time father to all of his kids at the same time. There is only one of him and six baby mamas.

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Nick Cannon welcomes baby #10, 2 weeks after #9
September 30th, 2022 under Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]

Nick Cannon’s sperm has struck again. The actor welcomed his tenth child and third with Brittany Bell. Rise Messiah joins 5-year-old son Golden and 1-year-old daughter, Powerful Queen.

He also has 11-year-old twins, Roc, and Roe, with Mariah Carey. Abby de la Rosa is expecting another one of his children, and they are the parents of 1-year-old twins, Zion Mixolydian and Zillion Heir. In July, he welcomed baby #8, Legendary, with Bre Tiesi. And less than three weeks ago, he welcomed Onyx Ice with Lanisha Cole. The actor also fathered Zen with Alyssa Scott, but sadly he died in December from brain cancer.

Cannon has at least one more kid on the way; with him, you never know. But let’s be real. This is ridiculous. I don’t think he is taking fatherhood seriously. There is more to making them and being there for their births. It is also being there for them as a father during their everyday needs. And there is no way he can be, not with 9 surviving kids and 5 baby mamas. As the kids get older, they are going to miss out on having a dad.

To me, he is no different than a man who donates his junk to a sperm bank once a week.

He needs to get fixed and enjoy the kids that he already has.

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Did Mario Lopez just diss Nick Cannon?
August 25th, 2022 under Mario Lopez, Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday, Nick Cannon announced that he is expecting his 10th child in 11 years, and almost all of us thought it. However, Mario Lopez said it. “Only thing certain in life is death, taxes & Nick Cannon knockin someone else up…”

Wow, Mr. Kiss Celebrites’ Asses was kicking Cannon in his with that joke. So you know it is bad when even the Access Hollywood host is making fun of you.

Someone needs to tame his snake and put it back into the basket. We need to ban all flute playing around him because, at this rate, he will have a baker’s dozen in a year from now. There aren’t enough jobs he can do to support all of them.

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