Seriously? OMG! WTF?

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It has been 12 years since we last saw the crew of Party Down, and they are finally back with a new season on Starz and the Starz app today.

Ron (Ken Marino) is still running the catering service and is about to buy it. Before he does, he just has to do one more party.

This is no ordinary party; it is for former waiter Kyle (Ryan Hansen). He finally made it, and he hired Party Down to cater it. Not only that, he invites the old gang, so it becomes a reunion.

Roman (Martin Starr) is still working as a bartender, but he has a Sci-Fi vlog that people read.

Henry (Adam Scott) is married, but not to Casey. He is no longer an actor. Instead, he works as a high school teacher.

Constance (Jane Lynch) is still Constance, and she is ready to mentor anyone who needs it.

Last but not least. Lydia’s (Megan Mullally) daughter finally made it, but she still wants more for her.

Tonight’s episode is giving us an update on everyone and getting us ready for the next five episodes.

Kyle’s party happened right before COVID, and next week it picks up after the pandemic ended, and people want to celebrate again.

And they will celebrate Jack’s (James Marsden) 45th birthday! But don’t tell anyone because his wife (Jennifer Garner) is throwing him a surprise party. And boy, will there be a surprise.

Not as much as the following week, where they cater a party for a bunch of Nazis. Money is money, right?

Then it is time for a radio promotion, and the winners of it are going to see Sting. There is a lot of Sting bashing in this episode, and I love it. Oh, and did I mention everyone from Party Down does special mushrooms?

The final episode before the season finale has Lydia throwing her daughter the prom she never had. And it will be a memorable evening for everyone.

Since they are so busy, Ron has two new employees. They are TikTok influencer Sackson (Tyrel Jackson Williams) and Chef Lucy (Zoë Chao), who wants people to experience her food. And let’s just say it is an experience you will never forget.

And there you have it. The gang is back together, and these episodes are more enjoyable than the first time around. Since they have nothing to lose, they throw everything at the wall and don’t care if it sticks.

So get ready to laugh with a show that everyone who watched it loved. Just not enough of us did, which is why it was cancelled after two seasons. So, let’s tune in, so we can let Starz know they did something right.

The Asylum/Twitter

Cocaine Bear came out in theaters today, so The Asylum announced their take on the movie. Coming this summer is Attack of the Meth Gator.

According to what they tweeted me, we can expect, “We’re pumping the meth into Florida’s fresh water reserves as we speak! 😍”

As someone who has seen alligators in the Everglades, I can’t wait for this film.

That and their versions of popular movies are always better. Films like Snakes on a Train, San Andrea Quake, Geo-Disaster, Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies, and so many more. Plus, their creatures are always hilarious. I think y’all have heard of Sharknado.

If you are looking for something fun to watch, check out their catalog. Most of their movies are available for free on Tubi!

American Girl

I am normally never the one who calls for boycotts, but sometimes a girl has to do what a girl has to do. So today, I am asking all of you to boycott American Girl Dolls.

Why? They just made us feel really old. In 1982 Prince told us to party like it is 1999. And in 2023, American Girl Doll is telling us that that year is historical with the release of their latest dolls.

American Girl’s newest historical duo, Isabel and Nicki Hoffman, are our first-ever twin characters, and they’re growing up in the 1990s in Seattle, Washington. Isabel is bubbly, extroverted, and very into pop music. Nicki is thoughtful, introverted, and passionate about skateboarding. Throughout their stories, each twin learns more about who she is as an individual, with Nicki beginning to express herself with zines (homemade magazines) and song lyrics, and Isabel focusing her passion for party planning and interior decorating. As Nicki and Isabel thrive individually, they also have to learn how to get along and support one another, culminating in a very twin-tastic response to celebrating the millennium.

I get that 1999 was 24 years ago, but is it long enough ago that it can be deemed historic? If so, Shady Pines! Yeah, that reference didn’t help my case.

If this didn’t make you reach for the prune juice and BenGay, wait until you see the computer desk they sell with the twins. To see it, then click here!

The announcer of The Price is Right told Lisa to come on down. And what she really needed to do was come on down on her bids.

That is because she went over on her first try by $1. And it didn’t get better after that. Then she was just $15 over the price for a 55″ television. Would the third time be the charm? Nope. She guessed $950 for a pair of snowboards that retail for $940.

They should bring her back to see if maybe her luck would change. If not, at least we could have fun watching how close she gets to the actual retail price.

Finally, I wonder if her lucky shirt is what doomed her. If she does get invited back, she should wear one that reads unlucky. Maybe that would make the difference.

Mick Jagger showed off his moves to a sped-up track of Maroon’s 5 Moves Like Jagger. And now I will never listen to the song the same way again.

Gone is the sexiness of the tune. And hello is someone who is awkward in bed.

Having said that, Jagger’s moves still work for him when he is on stage! Just not in the bedroom.

Although he has eight kids, so what do I know?

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