Recently, Dean Cain announced that he was shitting on his Japanese family’s legacy and joining ICE. His paternal grandparents were sent to internment camps during World War II, much like ICE is sending immigrants to places like Alligator Alcatraz.
You think that would be enough for him to say, No, because history should not repeat itself. But nah, he signed up and attempted to do the obstacle course that the recruits need to do to become agents.
Fox News was there to capture his attempt. And U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement shared the video, and wrote, “TV’s former ‘man of steel’ Dean Cain runs through the obstacle course during training to become an ICE officer at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center in Georgia.”
No matter how many faith movies he does, it will not help him get to heaven after this. After all, Jesus preaches to help immigrants. He never said to grab them off the street, lock them up, and throw them out of the country they know and love.
On that note, can you see him trying to run after them? They will all get away as the 59-year-old huffs and puffs far behind them.
A few weeks ago, Austin Buonanno claimed on TikTok that we watched him grow up on the Disney Channel, but didn’t say who he was.
He finally revealed who he wants us to think he is, and he claims to be Noah Munck.
Here are the problems with that. Munck played Gibby on iCarly, which was on Nickelodeon and not Disney. Plus, the actor was on The Goldbergs, so we know what he looks like now, and he doesn’t look like the liar.
Buonanno, that was not cool. Whatever you thought you were going to get out of this, you are going to get the opposite.
Cheryl Hines is married to a man who knows nothing about medicine, but because he sold his soul to Trump, he is the Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services.
He looks and sounds unhealthy (like a walking case of all over skin cancer), and his beliefs on medicine are ignorant. That is why a worm did not finish eating his brain.
He is so ugly because of sun damage and hate for animals, and yet there are women who are willing to have a reported “online affair” with him. Even after that revelation, Hines stayed with him. Therefore, most of those who still supported the Curb Your Enthusiasm star stopped.
Not that many still do, and yesterday we found out that even Trump agrees with us. So yesterday when he was shaking everyone’s hand at a UFC event in Miami, he walked right by her and ignored her.
She made her bed. Let her lie with the fleas that I am assuming RFK Jr. has.
I don’t feel bad for either one of them. I think Robert F. Kennedy would have been one of the greatest presidents in the history of the United States. And I think his son would’ve been the opposite. That is why he could never get elected into office and he had to kiss Trump’s huge white ass to get a position he is grossly unqualified for. I hope he doesn’t kill anyone, although there are two dead kids (and counting) from Measles in Texas since he took the job.
They say that money doesn’t buy you happiness. But it also does not buy you coolness.
We already know that the unlikable Elon Musk is a loser who just wants people to like him, really really like him.
Now we know that Mark Zuckerberg is as cool as Facebook is today. The billionaire shared a photo of himself wearing a shirt that reads, “Kim is my lawyer, and wrote, “the only appropriate hoodie Kris Jenner.”
Kim Kardashian hasn’t been cool since Facebook was equally as big. So, him being excited about wearing the shirt proves why he was a loser in school. Well, that and he was brilliant.
I don’t typically bully losers. But these billionaires are trying to bully us, so fuck them all and all their of their money that they could be using for good. But they are using it for evil, like the villains in all of the Superhero movies.
UPDATE: I get it now. It was related to the ad for Meta Glasses. He still looks like a huge wannabe geek.
However, I will say those glasses are awesome. My blind friend uses them, and she will call me on them to be her eyes. It is so cool that I can help navigate her through them.
WATCH: @MrSantosNY gives @mattgaetz a makeup tutorial and suggestions on where to go shopping for cosmetics on his new show on @OANN.
Disgraced Santos will be sentenced on Feb 7 after pleading guilty to federal fraud, campaign finance and embezzlement charges. pic.twitter.com/QovDf15QEM
Matt Gaetz left Congress at the end of last year, and now he is working for OANN. Due to his new job being on camera, he has to wear makeup. And everyone was laughing at what a bad job he did for his debut.
So, he decided to ask for advice on how to properly make himself look pretty from another disgraced former House Representative, George Santos.
If this is what we have to look forward to in 2025, we are FUCKED!
