I love disaster movies. However, most of the ones that make it to the big screen are not that good. Believe it or not, The Asylum, an independent movie production company, does their take on popular movies before they are released in theaters, and most of the time, they are better. I said it, and I meant it.
They don’t always do that genre or horror; sometimes they do family films. And they have one out now, which is their take on Toy Story.
In New Toy Story, tells the tale of “When a new action figure accidentally knocks a princess doll over the backyard fence, a group of mismatched toys must work together to bring her home before dark.”
The description does not say much, but the trailer has me all warm inside like I grew a heart.
So, I cannot wait to watch it on home video tomorrow because it will be a lot cheaper than going to see Toy Story 5 in movie theaters. That, am too cheap to subscribe to Disney+. So why not watch the one I can afford, which will be just as enjoyable, if not more so?
As a kid, I loved watching movies about camps with bad counselors, whether it was a Horror movie or a Comedy. But they don’t seem to make those types of films anymore. However, this Summer, we are getting a new film with bad counselors: Bad Counselors.
Two frat bros must become church bros, fast. After one wild night ends in handcuffs and a campus police escort, two best friends are slapped with 120 hours of community service due in two weeks, or they’re expelled. Their genius plan? Pose as counselors at a local Christian youth camp, where every sing along, campfire devotional, and trust fall counts toward the clock. Just one problem (okay, three): they don’t like kids, they hate camping, and they have barely set foot in a church. Now they’ll have to learn the lingo, fake the faith, and hide the flask all while dodging suspicious pastors, prankster campers and the cutest co-ed counselors they’ve ever seen. Can two party boys lie their way to redemption? Or will their house of half-truths come crashing down before the closing bonfire? Either way, they’d better start praying for a hedge of protection.
The movie will be in theaters from July 22 until July 27th.
I never thought about this until now, but The Tiger King is the perfect subject for a Horror movie. So six years after it debuted on Netflix, we are finally getting one with Joe Exotic as the lead.
Mr. Exotic wakes up to his zoo completely destroyed – animals have escaped, enclosures are torn apart, and his home lies in ruins. As predators roam free and chaos spreads, he must uncover who is responsible for the devastation. While the animals kill, he seeks justice – no matter the cost.
I don’t care how much the DVD costs on SRS Cinema. I have to have this movie because the visual effects make it look Oscar-worthy!
Smell-O-Vision has been around since 1960’s Mystery of Scent. However, and maybe luckily, it is rarely used in cinemas since then. But Dead Lover is bringing it back with Stink-O-Vision.
And it might go back into hibernation. Why? Here is the description: “A lonely gravedigger, who stinks of corpses, finally meets her dream man – but their romance is cut short when he tragically drowns at sea. Grief-stricken, the gravedigger goes to morbid lengths to resurrect him through madcap scientific experiments, resulting in grave consequences and unlikely love.”
Thankfully, they are not using a scent machine; instead, moviegoers will be given scratch-and-sniff cards. Although are you going to want to scratch and smell the scent of a dead woman? I don’t know if I do, and I will try most things once.
Dead Lover stinks up select theaters in the UK and Ireland starting on March 20th. You can get tickets here…if you dare.
For decades, Popeye was the good guy in cinema and television. But then he went into the public domain in 2025, and he has been on a killing rampage in several movies.
One of the first of those films was Popeye’s Revenge. It did so well that it is returning with a sequel.
In Popeye Returns, he is captured by a ruthless military task force, and he is injected with a super-soldier serum. Enhanced beyond imagination, he breaks free—stronger, smarter, and furious. Now on the loose, Popeye storms a nearby summer camp, unleashing chaos on anyone who dares cross his path.
And for fans of Hor-Coms, we are hoping a lot of campers cross his path! They might be saying, “That’s all I can stands, an’ I can’t stands no more,” but we can stands lot more!
Popeye’s Return will be released sometime this year.
