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We are getting a red Christmas this year because of Terrifer 3
July 24th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Today, we got a preview of Terrifier 3, and it is going to be a Christmas movie.

Art the Clown (David Howard Thornton) is set to unleash another round of chaos on the unsuspecting residents of Miles County as they peacefully drift off to sleep on Christmas Eve.

As someone who loves Season Killings movies, this is not on my list of films I want to see. I love Horror, but I hate the Terrifire franchise.

Do you like them? Are you going to see it when it comes out on October 11th?

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What would happen if a Werewolf did blow?
July 17th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

We know what happens if a bear eats a block of cocaine, but what would happen if a Werewolf does? That is what we will find out in Cocaine Werewolf.

Cocaine, cash, and a crew filming a horror movie in the eerie woods of Northern Pennsylvania clash when an unexpected visit from a blood-thirsty werewolf literally enters the picture – with deadly results!

The movie we will all be howling about this summer will be released by Cleopatra Entertainment on August 14th.

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Dam! Hundreds of Beavers looks like the movie of the year!
June 26th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Are you chomping at the bits to see a movie that is original and unlike anything you have seen before? Well, Hundreds of Beavers is for you!

It is a slapstick frostbitten battle between a drunken applejack salesman (Ryland Brickson Cole Tews) and diabolical beavers – hundreds of them – who stand between him and survival.

The concept is amazing. But I love that it feels like a Looney Tunes cartoon come to life.

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Paddington goes to Peru
June 12th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Paddington 2 is one of the highest-scored movies on Rotten Tomatoes. So, it makes sense that we are getting a sequel.

On January 17th, our favorite bear is taking a trip to another continent.

PADDINGTON IN PERU brings Paddington’s story to Peru as he returns to visit his beloved Aunt Lucy, who now resides at the Home for Retired Bears. With the Brown Family in tow, a thrilling adventure ensues when a mystery plunges them into an unexpected journey through the Amazon rainforest and up to the mountain peaks of Peru.

Are you starting to stock up on marmalade for the occasion?

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Space Sharks are coming for us!
May 28th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

From the evil mind of Dustin William Ferguson, we have seen Mega Ape, Cocaine Cougar, Big Freakin’ Snake, Ebola Rex, Apex Predators, and Aliens in LA. And soon, we are getting something of his that is out of this World!

Get ready for Space Sharks! A military experiment conducted on a space station goes horribly wrong, sending a new breed of weaponized sharks to Earth with only one mission: destroy everything in their path. For example, Eric Roberts’ career.

I jest. Space Sharks is going to be a fun watch on a day when you need something that doesn’t require any brain cells and will make you laugh. We need more movies like that and less like Flight Risk.

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