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The Ghostbusters: Afterlife teaser trailer really is a tease
December 9th, 2019 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

After 30 years of waiting for a Ghostbusters sequel, we are just seven months away from getting one. Today, Sony released a teaser trailer for the reboot, Ghostbusters: Afterlife. While we got to see the Ecto-1, we did not get to see Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Ernie Hudson or Slimer. Let’s be honest, that is who we really wanted to see. I mean, who ya gonna call? The new actors or the Ghostbusters?

While we did not see them in this trailer, I am sure we see plenty of them before the film’s July 10th release. Otherwise, we won’t be calling Ghostbusters, we will be calling Sony and complaining.


Reality Queen, that’s hot!
December 3rd, 2019 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Remember when Paris Hilton was the hottest thing out there? Then she was replaced by the Kardashians? Well, Reality Queen is a movie that imagines what it was like for her when she started to decline and the three sisters took over her reign.

The film is described as, “Writer-director Steven Jay Bernheim’s clever mockumentary fixes on a Paris Hilton-esque heiress named London (newcomer Julia Faye West) who is struggling to regain fame after being pushed out of the limelight by three Kardashian-type sisters named The Kims. London’s life is a self-indulgent maelstrom of product endorsements, talent managers, pet psychics, private jets, fashion shows, yachts, and a celebrity posse. Despite her wackiness, she ultimately makes it back to the top of the heap. This parody of America’s infatuation with fame raises the question: are these celebs-for-no-reason marketing geniuses, or are they just the accidental beneficiaries of the American public’s stupidity?”

I describe it as “that’s hot.” It is the spoof we have been waiting over a decade for, so it makes sense it will be the first comedy to come out in the new decade. Mark your calendars because you are not going to want to miss it when it comes out on January 10th in select theaters, home video, and digital.


What do you think of the new Sonic the Hedgehog trailer?
November 12th, 2019 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Six months ago, Paramount released a trailer for their live-action animated version of Sonic the Hedgehog and people detested it. They were running away from it faster than Sonic taking a brisk walk because they hated the way he looked.

Well, they listened and softened him up. Today, we got to see their new take on an old favorite. What do you think? This movie is perfect for Valentine’s Day because I am in love. It looks like it is a great film for kids and kids of all ages like me. Since I won’t have a Valentine, I will take my friends’ kids to see it with me instead.

If you did not see the original trailer and want to, then click here!


Jinkies! What did they do to Scooby Doo?
November 11th, 2019 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Warner Bros is bringing Scooby Doo back to the big screen on May 15th with Scooby and Shaggy’s origin story.

Scoob! is an animated film made with computerized animation. Some people like it, but I think it looks and makes everything feel really cheap. Not only that, the characters don’t look like the ones we know and care about. Maybe the Scooby gang can investigate that?

Whenever I am babysitting my friends’ kids and they put on anything with this type of animation, I make them shut it off. I just hate everything about it. It is better to pay the extra money to make it be spectacular than have it look like a direct to video project that only a toddler will appreciate.


The Invisible Man takes all the fun out of the concept
November 7th, 2019 under Movies, Uncategorized. [ Comments: none ]

The Invisible Man is kind of a fun concept about a man who becomes invisible and has a hard time with his new power. In the latest take on the classic story, they have turned it into a psychological movie about a stalker who faked his death to go after his abusive lover played by Elisabeth Moss.

Yeah, I will skip it when it comes out on February 28th. Why does everything have to be so f*cked up now like this and Joker? What happened to fun!


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