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Want to help Cotton Eye Joe become a Horror movie?
November 18th, 2025 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

For over 30 years, we have been dancing to Rednex’s Cotton Eye Joe. But what if we were screaming at it?

Not as in singing the lyrics, but because Cotton Eye Joe is the legendary killer in a Horror movie.

Commercial director Nick Merola is asking for help to make that happen on Kickstarter.

It is described as: When four friends break down on a deserted country road, they seek refuge on a remote farm, only to awaken the brutal legend of Cotton Eye Joe, a relentless killer tied to the land’s dark past. As night falls, survival becomes a desperate game of cat and mouse in this backwoods slasher.

If you want to see where did he come from? Where did he go? Where did he come from, Cotton Eye Joe? Then help contribute so that he can reach his goal of $100,000. You know you want to make it happen as much as I do.

I really hope he gets Rednex to donate a few bucks to the cause.

If he raises the money, CEJ will film this Spring and be released the following year.

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It was bound to happen, Labubus are getting a new movie
November 14th, 2025 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Labubus have taken over the world by storm, and I don’t know why. While I don’t get. Sony does, so they are making a movie about whatever the fuck those things are, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

But I have a feeling by the time the movie comes out, they will be a distant memory like Cabbage Patch Babies, Pound Puppies, Beanie Babies, Furbies, and Sea Monkeys. And that is not a bad thing.

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Scream 7 looks like something to scream about
October 30th, 2025 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Scream 7 started off as a nightmare behind the scenes when it lost its two female leads and its director. But then, Scream’s OGs Kevin Williamson and Neve Campbell agreed to return to the franchise.

After watching the trailer, it looks like that nightmare turned into a dream that will become our nightmare.

When a new Ghostface killer emerges in the quiet town where Sidney Prescott (Campbell) has built a new life, her darkest fears are realized as her daughter (Isabel May) becomes the next target. Determined to protect her family, Sidney must face the horrors of her past to put an end to the bloodshed once and for all.

Will it be the final battle between Sidney and Ghostface? We will find out on February 27th. And do you think that Ghostface is Matthew Lillard this go around?

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What in the Scarecrow hell is happening here?
October 26th, 2025 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Every now and again, I see a clip from a movie that leaves me wondering what the hell was going through the filmmaker’s head. And that is a lot coming from someone who grew up with Horror movies and enjoys watching the wackiest ones of them all.

So when I say this scene from Pearl left me shocked, you know that says a lot. I am sure there are Wizard of Oz pornodies out there, but I don’t think they ever dreamed of the Scarecrow and Dorothy doing this. That is, unless she took him to the Wizard to get a dick because he doesn’t need a brain in this scenario.

You can stream Pearl on Netflix if you dare.

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And The Cowardly Lion is Wicked: For Good is…
October 20th, 2025 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Late last week Jon M Chu said that a major name is playing The Cowardly Lion in Wicked: For Good, but he would not say who it was.

Today, it has been revealed who the main man will be behind the mane. And it is…Colman Domingo.

The actor and the movie shared the news in a social media post. The video starts off with the camera focused in on a stuffed lion, then we see it being pushed down to reveal that it the Oscar-nominee who tells us we will see him in Oz with an adorable wink.

Now that we know that it is him, I can’t think of a better man for the job! It is something to sing sing about!

Wicked: For Good blows into theaters on November 21st.

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