We grew up with a Winnie the Pooh, a bear who is as sweet as honey. But not anymore. Jagged Edge Productions is doing a horror movie with the lovable bear and his friend Piglet. Now, they are no longer looking for honey; they are seeking blood.
According to IMDB, the film that just wrapped production “follows Pooh and Piglet as they go on a rampage after Christopher Robin abandons them.”
This is not the first time that producer Scott Jeffrey and Jagged Edge Productions have destroyed something from our youth; they also had some fun with The Curse of Humpty Dumpty and the Legend of Jack and Jill. Along with those two movies, you can see some of his other films on Tubi for free, like Exorcist Vengeance, Conjuring the Jeanie, Don’t Speak, Hatched, Spider in the Attic, Cupid, Bad Nun: Deadly Vows, Medusa, and many many more. I know this because I have seen most of these. And now I am eagerly waiting for Pooh to go evil in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey.
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You know a movie is going to be legendary when its logline is “It’s gonna be a crappy day.”
Why does Sewer Gators have that catchphrase? Because it is about alligators that travel through sewers up to people’s houses via toilets and bathtubs to kill them. So while you are taking a crap, the gator is getting a sneak peek of what you taste like before he gobbles you up butt first! And then, there are gators who like their meat cleaned before they swallow you whole.
Doesn’t that sound like the best movie of the summer? Forget Top Gun Maverick; I want to watch a film about gators who go after its victims on the crapper. There is nothing crappy about that. Well, yes, but you know what I mean.
So mark your calendars because it comes out on June 3rd! Wait, it gets even better because you can watch that day for free via a YouTube livestream with the cast and crew, including director Paul Dale. Then, you can own go and buy it on VOD, DVD, Blu-Ray, and collectible VHS. Yes, it will be available on VHS on By The Horns. You know a feature creature is going to be so awesome that you are going to want to own it on VHS! Although, you might have to buy a VCR because who still has one? Besides me, of course.
Last week, everyone was talking about Amityville in Space. Today, that movie’s buzz is being overshadowed by Sharkula. However, don’t worry.
That is because the man who wrote and directed Amityville In Space also wrote and directed Sharkula. So Mark Polonia is going to be the movie man of the summer when Sharkula comes out in June, followed by AIS in July.
When it comes to Sharks and Amityville, Polonia is familiar with both subjects. He has worked on Land Shark, Sharkenstein, Shark Encounters of the Third Kind, Virus Shark, Jurassic Shark 2: Aquapocolypse, Noah’s Shark, Amityville Death House, Amityville Exorcism, and Amityville Island.
And those are just a few of the many campy horror movies on his resume. If you want to check out his brilliance, several of his films are available on Tubi to stream for free. And all are a hoot to watch. I know because I have seen them all.
Friday the 13th went to Space for Jason X, as did Leprechaun for the fourth movie in the franchise. And now the Amityville house is going to do it in July.
Amityville in Space is the ultimate battle against the Amityville curse begins after the infamous murder house is exorcised from Earth and reappears in outer Space.
Amityville in Space will join offbeat offshoots of The Amityville Horror, like Amityville Karen, Amityville Dollhouse, Amityville Scarecrow, Amityville Asylum, Amityville Cop, Amityville Vampire, Amityville in the Hood, Amityville Vibrator, Amityville Vibrator, Amityville Island, Amityville Clown, Amityville Toybox, Amityville Playhouse, Amityville Shark House, Amityville Clowmhouse, Amityville Thanksgiving, and many many more.
How do I know this? Because I have seen almost all of them. So I will be watching this latest incarnation. Hopefully, it will be as bad as it looks in the trailer because then it will be terrific. I love bad horror movies that are in on the joke.
Amityville in Space is being distributed by Wild Eye Releasing.
Help is not your typical mystery movie, but it will have you on the edge of your seat until the credits roll at the end.
Grace’s (Emily Redpath) boyfriend broke up with her, so her childhood friend, Liv (Sarah Alexandra Marks) invites BFF to stay in the country with her and her fiance’ Edward (Louis James).
As soon as she gets there, she notices there is something off about the couple. She doesn’t know what it is, but the couple’s neighbor David (Blake Ridder) tells her what it is. However, we don’t know what he said to Grace. Therefore, we are left to guess what he saw.
Just when you think you figured it out, they throw a wrench into the situation. That is what makes it a mystery. And the way that Blake Ridder wrote and directed the film, he makes you want to watch it to find out how it ends.
When it finally does, you are left satisfied because you didn’t see it coming but it makes total sense. That is because the mysteries are the ones you don’t solve on your own.
This is Ridder’s first full-length feature, and I can’t wait to see what else he does. He definitely has a future in this business.
HELP is now available for digital download on Amazon, Apple TV, Google Play, YouTube and VUDU.
