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The Tiger King gets a Horror movie!
April 1st, 2026 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

I never thought about this until now, but The Tiger King is the perfect subject for a Horror movie. So six years after it debuted on Netflix, we are finally getting one with Joe Exotic as the lead.

Mr. Exotic wakes up to his zoo completely destroyed – animals have escaped, enclosures are torn apart, and his home lies in ruins. As predators roam free and chaos spreads, he must uncover who is responsible for the devastation. While the animals kill, he seeks justice – no matter the cost.

I don’t care how much the DVD costs on SRS Cinema. I have to have this movie because the visual effects make it look Oscar-worthy!

The Exotic Zoo of Terror is available to pre-order today, and will ship around early July!

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The movie Dead Lover literally stinks
March 4th, 2026 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Smell-O-Vision has been around since 1960’s Mystery of Scent. However, and maybe luckily, it is rarely used in cinemas since then. But Dead Lover is bringing it back with Stink-O-Vision.

And it might go back into hibernation. Why? Here is the description: “A lonely gravedigger, who stinks of corpses, finally meets her dream man – but their romance is cut short when he tragically drowns at sea. Grief-stricken, the gravedigger goes to morbid lengths to resurrect him through madcap scientific experiments, resulting in grave consequences and unlikely love.”

Thankfully, they are not using a scent machine; instead, moviegoers will be given scratch-and-sniff cards. Although are you going to want to scratch and smell the scent of a dead woman? I don’t know if I do, and I will try most things once.

Dead Lover stinks up select theaters in the UK and Ireland starting on March 20th. You can get tickets here…if you dare.

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Popeye returns to kill again!
February 18th, 2026 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

For decades, Popeye was the good guy in cinema and television. But then he went into the public domain in 2025, and he has been on a killing rampage in several movies.

One of the first of those films was Popeye’s Revenge. It did so well that it is returning with a sequel.

In Popeye Returns, he is captured by a ruthless military task force, and he is injected with a super-soldier serum. Enhanced beyond imagination, he breaks free—stronger, smarter, and furious. Now on the loose, Popeye storms a nearby summer camp, unleashing chaos on anyone who dares cross his path.

And for fans of Hor-Coms, we are hoping a lot of campers cross his path! They might be saying, “That’s all I can stands, an’ I can’t stands no more,” but we can stands lot more!

Popeye’s Return will be released sometime this year.

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Do we need another Charlie’s Angels movie?
February 13th, 2026 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

In 1976. Aaron Spelling brought three beautiful female secret agents to the small screen, and we are still obsessed with Charlie’s Angels 50 years later.

Since then, we have had one television reboot and two big-screen takes on the series. And two of the three failed.

Therefore, you would think that Hollywood would leave it alone. But they won’t. So, today. The Hollywood Reporter reports that a new version is in the works, with Pete Chiarelli, who wrote The Proposal and Crazy Rich Asians, writing the movie.

It is also being reported that Drew Barrymore is rumored to be producing the film, but will not star in it like she did in 2000 and 2003.

Even though I do not believe it should happen, I can see them casting Sydney Sweeney, Zendaya, and Dove Cameron as the Angels.

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As if porcelain dolls weren’t scary enough, Dolly makes the even more terrifying
February 12th, 2026 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

If you hate porcelain dolls as much as I do, but love Horror movies, then Dolly is for us!

A young woman, Macy, fights for survival after being abducted by a deranged, monster-like figure who wants to raise her as their child. However, the description omits the fact that the mother is dressed like a porcelain doll. And that is nightmare inducing.

What more do you need to see this film in UK cinemas on March 6th? How about it stars Seann William Scott, who has me rushing to theaters!

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