It is that time of year when a male celebrity is named People’s Sexiest Man Alive. Last year, they gave the title to Paul Rudd, and this year it was given to Chris Evans.
Stephen Colbert was going to give it to him on The Late Show, but the actor is too busy filming Red One with The Rock. So, they decided that it would be best if the man who was voted that in 2016 would pass on the honor to his co-star. However, Dwayne Johnson is unwilling to give up people calling him that. I mean, he will always be the People’s Sexiest Man Alive, so why can’t he be called that for the rest of his life? Therefore, he is willing to share it with Captain America!
Enough about that. How does Evans feel about being deemed sexy? He wrote, “Thanks @people!! I think we can all agree that it’s damn near impossible to follow in Paul Rudd’s footsteps in any capacity, but I’ll do my best.” If you think about it, Rudd is just an Ant-Man compared to him…
One last thing? Has anyone heard from Lizzo since the announcement? You think she would be screaming from the rooftops about her boo. But maybe, she doesn’t want to share his sexiness with all of us.
Weird Al Yankovic has been making the press rounds to promote his biopic Weird: The Al Yankovic Story which is streaming on Roku Channel for free as you read this.
One of the places he took his bus to was The Tonight Show, and Jimmy Fallon wanted to do something fun with him. Therefore, he asked the singer if he would like to perform a medley of his greatest hits with The Roots while only using classroom instruments. And without hesitation, he said, “Sure,” in his special drawn-out way.
So, they went into a little room and sang Another One Rides the Bus, White & Nerdy, I Want a New Duck, Eat It, Fat, I Love Rocky Road, My Bologna, and Yoda.
And the world is suddenly a better place. So, tonight, as the election results come in, listen to this instead. Things won’t seem as bad! That is the power of Weird Al and his accordion.
BTW I want Fallon’s shirt. Does anyone know where I can get it? Thanks!
Many eons ago, I had behind the stage tickets to see Bon Jovi at Madison Square Garden. I was upset about those bad seats until Jon Bon Jovi came out in skin-tight jeans and started shaking his ass.
Through my binoculars, I noticed that he had this beautiful bubble butt that looked like two half cantaloupes, and all I wanted to do was squeeze it. It was and is my bad medicine that makes me…well, you know what song I am thinking about.
So, ever since that night, I love anytime the band shares videos of his tushie. I think he has the best ass in Rock’n’Roll, and my friend even told him that when she interviewed him.
I don’t know what it is that makes his ass so yummy, but it is. It is probably all that Jazzercise he does on stage. Whatever it is. It is working.
So, I am going to sit here, sipping on Hampton Water, and enjoy watching this video of him shaking his money maker. Let’s be honest. His voice is his second best asset! Yeah, I said it. Want to debate it?
Do you ever wonder what could take down Jack Bauer? Now, we know. It is COVID-19. That is because Kiefer Sutherland announced that he has it, and he will not be able to continue on with the last two dates of his European tour.
The actor has a message for his fans, “I apologize so deeply to the people who purchased tickets, reserved time and traveled to attend those concerts. I feel absolutely gutted for you. Please accept my profound apologies.”
Hopefully, he will be better soon and can make it up to them soon.
