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Jon Bon Jovi’s ass lifts up with an audience!
May 25th, 2022 under Bon Jovi. [ Comments: none ]

I have said this many times, but I think that Jon Bon Jovi has the best ass in Rock’n’Roll. So whenever he or Bon Jovi posts a photo of it on social media, I am going to stare at his tush.

Case in point, he posted a GIF of his bum during a soundcheck and then during a concert. I couldn’t help butt, I mean but, to notice how it gets a rise when it is around a full audience. It is like it is saying, thank you for loving me. And boy, do I love it.

So, I am going to grab a glass of Hampton Water, stare at his gluteus Maximus go up and down in a loop and enjoy some solo time living in sin on my bed of roses.

I think I need a boyfriend?

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Jon Bon Jovi shaking his ASSets
May 11th, 2022 under Bon Jovi. [ Comments: none ]

Ever since I had behind-the-stage tickets to see Bon Jovi, I have said that Jon Bon Jovi has the best a$$ in Rock’n’Roll. And he still got it.

Don’t believe me? Look at the Rocker shaking his tush at a recent concert. Are you just as hypnotized as I am?

Bon Jovi sings Have a Nice Day. And after this video, that’s what I am doing!

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Jon Bon Jovi still has the best ass in Rock’n’Roll
April 6th, 2022 under Bon Jovi. [ Comments: none ]

The first time I saw Bon Jovi in concert, I had behind-the-stage seats. And during that concert, I learned that Jon Bon Jovi has the best ass in Rock’n’Roll. My friend even told him I thought that when she interviewed him years later.

I am convinced that Jon gets his two half cantaloupes from the nonstop dancing he does during his shows. So I wondered if he would still have his round tush after the COVID-19 hiatus.

The answer is yes! In fact, it might even be better than it was before! Don’t you agree?

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Bruce Willis did so many awful movies in 2021, the Razzies gave him his own category
February 7th, 2022 under Bon Jovi, Bruce Willis, Razzies movies?. [ Comments: none ]

Do you know the expression quality over quantity? Well, Bruce Willis doesn’t. The actor starred in eight movies that came out in 2021, which were so unwatchable, the Razzies gave him his own category. Even Nicolas Cage can’t say that. John Travolta and Sylvester Stallone each needed a whole decade to get that honor.

For $40, you can become a member and pick which one he gave his worst performance in. You can choose from American Siege, Apex, Cosmic Sin, Deadlock, Fortress, Midnight in the Switchgrass, Out of Death, and Survive the Game. I think it is going to be an eight-way tie. It is just like potato chips; you can’t just have one.

Although, you are satisfied with one viewing of their other noms like Karen, Dear Evan Hansen (it gets all my votes), and Diana: The Musical. Today is David Bryan’s (Bon Jovi’s) 60th birthday, and he wrote the music for Diana: The Musical. As a birthday gift, his musical got nine nominations, the most for this year and one more than Willis. So, I guess this is their way of singing Jovi’s Have a Nice to him.

To see all the nominations, then click here!

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Jon Bon Jovi breaks his silence about having a breakthrough case of COVID-19
November 4th, 2021 under Bon Jovi. [ Comments: none ]

Over the weekend, Jon Bon Jovi tested positive for COVID-19, even though he got the Bad Medicine, aka he is fully vaccinated. Since then we haven’t heard from the singer. But today, he has a message for his fans.

“Thanks for all of your well wishes. I’m getting better. Actually, I am better,” Bon Jovi said. “Take this stuff seriously.”

So, if you don’t want to be livin’ on a prayer, like Kristy Swanson, then get the vaccine.

I mean, if coronavirus can do that to the Bon Jovi singer who is vaccinated, imagine what it can do to someone who is not?

Oh, how much do you love that he is watching Days of our Lives?

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