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Jon Bon Jovi’s butt!
June 11th, 2019 under Bon Jovi. [ Comments: none ]


The first time I saw Bon Jovi, I had behind the stage tickets. Normally, that would be a bad thing, butt it was not. That is because Jon Bon Jovi has the best ass in Rock’n’Roll, and I enjoyed spending the whole time looking at the two half cantaloupes in his tight jeans with my binoculars.

That was a long time, butt some things never change. For example, in this video diary from the Tallin and Stockholm tour dates, you can see his cheeks are still just as round. All that Jazzercise he does during his shows is paying off big time.

He truly is someone who gets better with age. Normally, I don’t find men with grey hair attractive, but on him it sends my tempature up to 7800° Fahrenheit.

Seriously though, I want to thank the videographer, who read my mind, and focused on shooting below the belt.

In conclusion, watch this video and have a nice day! I know I am now.

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Jon Bon Jovi’s butt!
September 12th, 2018 under Bon Jovi. [ Comments: none ]


Ever since I had behind the stage tickets to see Bon Jovi, I have said that Jon Bon Jovi has the best a$$ in rock’n’roll. Don’t take my word for it. Look at the two half cantaloupes in his jeans.

Can you believe that is the butt of a 56-year-old? But then again if you put on a concert like he does, then we should expect that his body to be as toned as it is. And his bum to be as perfect as it is.

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An ’80s girl’s wet dream: Don Johnson and Jon Bon Jovi
August 17th, 2018 under Bon Jovi, Don Johnson, Wet dream. [ Comments: none ]


Back in the ’80s, Miami Vice was the show that Rockstars wanted to be on. Names like Sheena Easton, James Brown, Phil Collins, Willie Nelson, El Debarge and Gene Simmons got to try out their acting chops alongside Don Johnson. Back then Jon Bon Jovi was still a few years from acting, so he never appeared on the show.

That was then, yesterday Don and Jon hung out together and we got a glimpse of what it would have been like if Sonny Crockett was on the case to arrest bad guy Bon Jovi. What, you think he would have been a good guy. This is our wet dream and we all like bad boys!

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Jon Bon Jovi told P!nk she could get into his pants!
November 15th, 2017 under Bon Jovi, James Corden, Pink. [ Comments: none ]


Yesterday, P!nk became the latest celebrity to sit in the front seat with James Corden as they took part in Carpool Karaoke on The Late Late Show. Like the past shotgun riders, she revealed things about herself we did not know.

Did you know that her first crush was Jon Bon Jovi? When the elementary school student heard he got married, she locked herself in her room for days. Years later, when she was old enough to drink, she met the man who broke her heart. She told him the story and he sent her a lifesize bouquet of flowers with a pair of leather pants. With the pants came a note that said, “Now you can finally get into my pants.” Go JBJ! How come when my friend told him that I think he has the best a$$ in Rock’n’Roll, I got nothing from him! I want to get into his pants too!!!

Anyways, back to her because it all about her now. She also said she toured with *NSYNC and went on a date with one of them. In fact, Joey Fatone asked her dad if they could go on a date and they went to Friendly’s. Which was an appropriate restaurant because she says he was stuck in the friend’s zone. Poor Joey.

Finally, she revealed that she sings better upside down. Therefore, the CBS late night host and her tested it out on of those thingies that let’s you do that. Only problem is Corden got stuck and no one wanted to help turn him right side up.

And with that their journey was over. And we are left to wonder whatever happened to those leather pants that Carey Hart threw out.

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Jon Bon Jovi’s Monster Mash
October 31st, 2017 under Bon Jovi. [ Comments: none ]


We have heard Jon Bon Jovi do many different cover songs throughout the years, but have you ever heard him do Bobby Pickett’s Monster Mash? Here he is singing the Halloween tune yesterday at Better Midler’s NYRP Hulaween Bash. I never knew he had such a creepy voice, but good thing he does because it really makes this comedic song even more horrifying.

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