This year, just like every year beforehand, the presenters’ bits at the Oscars were bigger bombs than Snow White, Kiss of the Spider Woman, and Tron: Ares combined. Can we please move on from Bridesmaids already? That movie sucked and was not funny.
However, there was one funny presenter duo, and that was Robert Downey, Jr. and Chris Evans. Iron Man and Captain America were there to celebrate The Avengers 14th Anniversary, and the upcoming Avengers: Doomsday, which comes out on December 18th.
Evans brought RDJ a signed script from the superhero movie as a present, but the latter forgot to get him something. However, with some quick thinking and Tony Stark money, he was able to get his hands on the thong that Channing Tatum wore in Magic Mike.
I am not sure if he got ripped off by one of those vendors on Hollywood Blvd that say they are selling you the real thing, but they are really selling you a knock-off. I mean, why else would the Oscar winner call it “The official Tanning Chatum Magic Mike Thong.”
Who is Tanning Chatum? I know Channing Tatum, but not Tanning Chatum.
It could be because Magic Mike lost his magic, and Hollywood can’t ever remember his name. Irene Cara’s song Fame lied to him. Back to Tanning. I hope he got his costume back before he hit the pole at some gross male strip club in North Hollywood.
Seriously, even with that blunder, that whole interaction struck Oscar gold.
The Marvel Universe dropped an early Christmas present. They released the first Avengers: Doomsday, and there is a familiar face in it.
Chris Evans is reprising his role as Steve Rogers, and he has some news to share. He is a daddy!
Who is the mommy? We will find out on December 18th. Can someone remind me when we get closer to the date? I haven’t even finished my Christmas shopping.
Can The Rock and Chris Evans save Christmas? That is what we will find out on November 15th when Red One holds us hostage in theaters.
After a villain kidnaps Santa (J.K. Simmons) from the North Pole, an E.L.F (Extremely Large and Formidable) operative (Dwayne Johnson) must partner with the world’s most accomplished tracker (Chris Evans) to find Santa and save Christmas.
Out of all of the things that excited me about this trailer, my favorite part was seeing Bonnie Hunt! The actress needs to be cast more often because she is awesome in everything she does!
Oh wait, I am also looking forward to the Killing Snowman Machines!
Before Chris Evans was saving people from villains as Captain America, he was trying to save the environment in Biodiversity: Wild About Life. Can you tell that the 16-year-old was going to become People’s Sexiest Man Alive from this 1997 video?
It is that time of year when a male celebrity is named People’s Sexiest Man Alive. Last year, they gave the title to Paul Rudd, and this year it was given to Chris Evans.
Stephen Colbert was going to give it to him on The Late Show, but the actor is too busy filming Red One with The Rock. So, they decided that it would be best if the man who was voted that in 2016 would pass on the honor to his co-star. However, Dwayne Johnson is unwilling to give up people calling him that. I mean, he will always be the People’s Sexiest Man Alive, so why can’t he be called that for the rest of his life? Therefore, he is willing to share it with Captain America!
Enough about that. How does Evans feel about being deemed sexy? He wrote, “Thanks @people!! I think we can all agree that it’s damn near impossible to follow in Paul Rudd’s footsteps in any capacity, but I’ll do my best.” If you think about it, Rudd is just an Ant-Man compared to him…
One last thing? Has anyone heard from Lizzo since the announcement? You think she would be screaming from the rooftops about her boo. But maybe, she doesn’t want to share his sexiness with all of us.
