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Is this Kanye West’s new spank material?
March 16th, 2022 under Kanye West, Pete Davidson. [ Comments: none ]

In case you have been living under a rock, Kanye West has been fantasizing about killing his estranged wife’s boyfriend, Pete Davidson. So much so that Ye has killed off the SNL star in his music videos via animation.

While he has not been able to do it in person, the director of Davidson’s latest film has. Yesterday, the actor was photographed covered in blood after filming a scene for the movie The Home.

As soon as I saw this photo, I just pictured Kanye masturbating to it. Which, I have to admit, was not a pretty picture. And it is an image I cannot get out of my head.

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A tale of two Captain Kirks
March 16th, 2022 under Star Trek, William Shatner. [ Comments: none ]

A few months ago, when William Shatner boldly went where few men of have gone (Space) before, he returned home via a way that man goes all the time (on a plane). On that latter trip, he sat next to someone whose life would change shortly afterward and the two of them have a connection that only one other person can claim.

What the hell am I saying? Yesterday, Paramount+ announced that Paul Wesley is going to play Captain Kirk in the second season of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. After the announcement, Welsey shared a photo of himself with the Shat and shared the story behind it.

I am deeply humbled and still a little startled to have been given the honor of playing the inimitable James T Kirk. Ever since I was a kid, I have been awed by the imaginative world Gene Roddenberry created.

Recently, I boarded a flight to LA to discover that the man in the empty seat beside me was the one and only William Shatner, having himself just returned from space. I could barely put two words together but ultimately I managed to say hello and we chatted.

I’m not one who usually believes in fate but this was more than a coincidence.
And of course I had to get a picture.

So thanks Mr. Shatner for the good company. And for seating us together, my thanks to the great bird in the sky. Can’t wait for all of you to see our Captain Kirk on your screens.

As soon as the original James Tiberias Kirk heard about the casting, he had a message for his new friend, “Keep my ship and crew safe, Captain! 😉 Congratulations!”

I can’t wait to see these two become fast buddies (especially if Wesley offers him some of the Bourbon that he created with Ian Somerhalder) like Zachary Quinto was with the late Leonard Nimoy.

To see Wesley as Kirk, then click here!

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So wait, is Mike Myers responsible for COVID-19?
March 16th, 2022 under Mike Myers, Netflix. [ Comments: none ]

Mike Myers is back doing what he does best, making silly movies. On May 5th, he will be releasing The Pentaverate on Netflix, and it is going to change the world as we know it.

That is because the movie is about a secret society that has been influencing world events since 1347. Therefore, that means that Myers has been responsible for everything bad that has happened since then because he is exposing this secret society that he is, most likely, a member of.

Therefore, the next time something awful happens, blame Mike Myers. After all, this is not the first time he has done something horrible to the world. Did you see The Love Guru?

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Hot Links!
March 16th, 2022 under Hot Links!. [ Comments: none ]

What reality show are these three doing? – Dlisted

Why do we hate to hear our voices? – Grunge

What work did Bella Hadid get done? – The Cut

Madonna shows a lot of skin – Drunken Stepfather

Why this HIMYM cast member on HIMYF? – Screen Rant

Is this why Queen Elizabeth is canceling appearances? – Celebitchy

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Amy Schumer is going to bring class to the Oscars
March 15th, 2022 under Amy Schumer. [ Comments: none ]

Amy Schumer is going to host the Oscars on March 27th, and today she gave us a preview of what she is going to be wearing.

Well, we didn’t see her in those threads. The only threads she was wearing was her panties, so we were able to see her tramp stamp.

If this is what the Oscars are going to be like, then they are going to be worse than what I think they are going to be like.

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