Once a month, women are not fun to be around. It is not our fault. It is our Aunt Flo’s fault. That bitch comes and raises hell on our hormones. Since we can’t yell at her, we take it out on the closest human we can find.
For Ashley Tisdale, it is her husband, Christopher French. The new mom shared a video of what it is like to live with her when her aunt comes for a visit. I would feel bad for him, but she just gave birth five months ago. He needs to deal with it because she had his baby and what did he do after the night they made Jupiter Iris? Nothing. He didn’t carry her. He didn’t birth. He didn’t breastfeed her. All he did was have sex with his wife and enjoy it. Dealing with her hormonal changes is the least he can do.
Can you tell my Aunt Flo called and told me she is coming over. That bitch.
KJ Apa has a successful career playing Archie on Riverdale, but what happens when that show finally ends? I think we have a clue after seeing his party trick.
In case you don’t know what it is, he wrote, “Last year I fit @camimendes entire fist down my throat.” Do you know how much money he can make in p0rn by doing that? Probably more than he is making now.
And he is already used to having to use mouthwash for work. Although, he would be using it for different reasons.
Back to Apa, he wants to know what he can do to top this? I have some ideas, but what are yours?
The first full trailer for Red Notice is out now, and I can’t wait to stream it on Netflix on November 12th.
I normally don’t like Dick Flicks, but the cast is phenomenal. I mean, who does like The Rock, Ryan Reynolds, and Gal Gadot. Plus, you know that DJ and Reynolds are going to have a contest to see who can ham it up more for the camera. Who do you think will win?
Good thing that Gadot was in the Israeli Army because she can put both of those boys in their place. That is why she is Wonder Woman, and they are just Deadpool and Black Adam. Yeah, I don’t know what that means either. So put me on Red Notice.
Recently, a man wondered if someone had kidnapped Seth Rogen because we haven’t seen him in a while. Rogen responded by saying he is safe and sound.
However, he could have been hiding in plain sight this whole time because the actor who normally has a mop-top and scruffy beard is now clean-shaven with short hair. Because of that, I didn’t recognize him. Did you? He seriously looks like a different person.
