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The Sex and the City revival just got Big-ger
May 26th, 2021 under Sex and the City. [ Comments: none ]

As soon as HBO Max announced that they were bringing back Sex and the City with 3/4ths of the girls, we wondered if the one man that mattered would be back. Of course, I am talking about Mr. Big.

Today, we found out if Chris Noth will be part of And So It Goes. Michael Patrick King, Executive Producer, said, “I’m thrilled to be working with Chris again on ‘And Just Like That…’ How could we ever do a new chapter of the ‘Sex And The City’ story without our Mr. Big?”

Will he still be married to Carrie? We don’t know. Some things are better left to when the show debuts.

Are you excited about this news? I lost interest as soon as they said that Samantha was not going to be part of it. I am a Samantha.

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Listen to Rick Astley turn Never Gonna Give You Up into a Rock song
May 26th, 2021 under Foo Fighters, Rick Astley. [ Comments: none ]

Anyone who has been Rick Rolled can tell you that Never Going to Give You Up is a Pop song. Right?

Well, what if Rick Astley took his song and did it to Nirvana’s arrangement for Smells Like Teen Spirit. You see, Dave Grohl said that both arrangements are the same.

The other night the singer from Foo Fighters was on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon, and they played a game. The two of them had to guess what song The Roots were playing. Sounds easy, but they changed up the songs, so they were harder to identify.

Astley was playing on the internets and saw this bit, so it inspired him. Therefore, he took out his guitar and changed up the song we all know so well to make it edgier. Someone send this video to a record producer because I need to have it on my playlist now, now, now. It would be the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best.

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I need to learn this Guinness World Record as a party trick
May 26th, 2021 under Guinness World Records. [ Comments: none ]

There are a lot of wacky Guinness World Records out there. However, this latest one can come in super handy at a party. What is it? It is the Fastest Time to Eat a Hot Dog with No Hands.

Watch Leah Shutkeve, who holds 23 Guinness World Records, down on that frankfurter in 18.15 seconds. Now boys, can you honestly tell me that you didn’t wish that was you?

I think my dateless nights would be over if I did that. I remember doing someone like that in college at a Frat party and suddenly had a few dates after that,

Now that I am vaccinated, and the pandemic is starting to wind down, I am going to practice my Weiner skills. Forget the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest on July 4th; this is what I need to perfect.

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The McDonalds’ BTS meal is finally here!
May 26th, 2021 under BTS, Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

https://youtu.be/3Ou8WmrZ0Pw

Today is the day that the BTS Army has been waiting for. The band’s meal is now available at McDonald’s for them to devour.

What is in it? It includes 10 piece Chicken McNuggets, a Coke, medium fries, and 2 exclusive sauces picked by BTS: Sweet Chili sauce and Cajun. The only thing it is missing is Butter.

However, you can listen to their newest hit while you eat the fries and think about the seven of them sitting next to and across from you. Yeah, you got that yummy-yum. That yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy. Whoops, I got my teen idols confused.

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Richard Marx is right here waiting for Rand Paul
May 26th, 2021 under Richard Marx, Stephen Colbert. [ Comments: none ]

Let’s be honest; there is not a lot to like about Rand Paul. Is there anything? Seriously, anything at all?

Anyways, the senator from Kentucky says he is not going to get the vaccine because he had COVID-19 and has a natural immunity to the virus. He does, but not the newer variants. You would think a “doctor” would know that. I guess you have to be a real one to know that.

Sorry, I got distracted. When Marx heard this, he tweeted, “I’ll say it again: If I ever meet Rand Paul’s neighbor I’m going to hug him and buy him as many drinks as he can consume.”

The next day, Paul got a letter with a white substance in it, and he blaimed the singer for it.

You don’t have to be an “eye doctor” to see that there are a lot of people who don’t like Paul and would consider sending him that note. I don’t think anyone should, don’t do it. But, he is one of the most hated people on DC.

Whenever Senate needs someone to be their dick, he is always willing to stand up for the occasion.

And late night is willing to stand up for an occasion like this. Therefore, yesterday on The Late Show, Stephen Colbert rerecorded Marx’s song Right Here Waiting with new lyrics in honor of the dick vs Dick feud.

Whoever worked on that tune needs an Emmy because that was brilliant. However, I think Marx can top them because he keeps proving he is witty. So much so, I hope he really responds in song.

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