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Kathleen Turner ‘is f*cking’ with Michael Douglas again
April 29th, 2021 under Michael Douglas. [ Comments: none ]

On May 28th, The Kominsky Method is back for its final act on Netflix. Today, the streaming service released a trailer for the third season.

We know that Adam Arkin is not coming back for a final bow. Now, we know how the dramedy is getting rid of Norman Newlander. They are killing him off. There will be repercussions because of his death, and they will all fall on Sandy Kominsky (Michael Douglas).

Since Arkin is gone, they needed a new lead. They went with Kathleen Turner as Sandy’s ex-wife. This casting reunites the two actors who shared the big screen three times in the ’80s. Even though it has been over 30 years since they acted together, you can tell they still have chemistry.

Because of that, I cannot wait to see them romancing the stone again. I just wish it didn’t have to end.


The Real women get real about penises
April 29th, 2021 under The Real. [ Comments: none ]

The hosts of The Real do not shy away from talking about sex. Therefore, Jeannie Mai, Loni Love, Adrienne Bailon, and Garcelle Beauvais had an open and honest discussion about what surprised them about having sex. However, the conversation quickly changed to be all about penises.

They discussed whether it is true about the motion in the ocean being more important than the size of the ship. That brought them to talking about growers and showers. Next up, they wanted to talk about curved penises. If it is curved in the right angle, it hits the spot, the G-spot. That is why Love declared to put a towel down. She is correct.

There is so much more they could have talked about, but this is a good start. Who else agrees about the thumb being the best indicator of what is hiding behind the zipper?


Gwyneth Paltrow is so funny
April 29th, 2021 under Gwyneth Paltrow, Sex Toys. [ Comments: none ]

Gwyneth Paltrow thinks she is funny. She is probably the only person who thinks that.

Here she is trying to sell her double-sided vibrator that is available on Goop. She says to the guy, “Are you really going to stick that vibrator in my face for the rest of the…” He interrupts her to say, “It’s a vibrator?” Isn’t that hilarious? I can’t stop laughing.

What she should have said, is “I know you don’t use vibrators, but you are aiming for the wrong hole.” Or “Are you going to hold my vibrator like that because I just used it, and it smells like my candle?” Or “What do you think of my little toy, just like Double Mint gum? It’s double the pleasure, double the fun.” Or, “What do you think of my double-sided wand? It does magical things in my vagina.”

Now you go and show her what funny is?


Bo Burnham’s back
April 29th, 2021 under Netflix. [ Comments: none ]

Back in 2016 Bo Burham recorded a standup special for Netflix and ended it by saying he was taking a break from comedy. Now that he is 30, he is ready to make us laugh again.

“hi. i made a new special. it was filmed by me, alone, without a crew or an audience, over the course of the past year,” he wrote. “it is almost finished. i hope you like it.”

How can you not like his intelligent humor? It is endearing like him.

Inside will debut on Netflix soon.


Jason Mraz records a solo with his cat
April 29th, 2021 under Jason Mraz. [ Comments: none ]

Jason Mraz is lucky to be a cat dad. Therefore, he wanted to share the limelight with his furbaby. So he let his kitty record a solo on a song.

How did it go? Just as any cat owner expected. It was a silent solo because cats are craps. Yet, we still love them with all of our hearts. That’s why we sing Mraz’s I’m Yours to them.


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