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Want to stay at The Bachelor mansion for $5,999 a night?
November 12th, 2020 under Airbnb, The Bachelor. [ Comments: none ]


Due to the coronavirus pandemic, The Bachelor and The Bachelorette are not filming in their normal mansion. Therefore, the owners are looking for ways to make money. How are they going to do that? They put their 10-acre property on Airbnb.

For just $5,999 a night you will have full access to Villa de la Vina. The famed mansion has 7 bedrooms and 8 baths to choose from. Along with “one of the most famous pools in the world, two jacuzzis, a pool table, handcrafted furniture, eye-popping views, and enormous outdoor space.”

However, you are not allowed to throw any parties or events while you are there. If you do, they will kick you out with no refund.

It also does not include any contestants from the dating series. Although, I am sure you can buy at least one of them for the night!

There are also a lot of rules to follow. To see what they are, then click here!

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Hello, Lionel Richie’s cologne is singing to him
November 12th, 2020 under Lionel Richie. [ Comments: none ]


Lionel Richie has done some pretty incredible things in his career. He partied all night long, danced on the ceiling, and now he can make his cologne bottle sing one of his biggest hits to him.

The Eau de Toilette is named after Hello, so it sang Say You, Say Me to him. No, it didn’t. Of course, the bottle wooed him with Hello.

Although, I have to wonder if being home and not touring after all of these months and working with Katy Perry on American Idol might have made him a little, well, you know. I mean, who else’s perfume sings to them? Well, I think in the old days Charlie did that, but that was a long time ago.

If you want to get his fragrance collection, you can get it at Walgreen’s. However, I cannot guarantee that the bottle will serenade you as it did to him. Although, stranger things have happened.

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How far down the list did the NFL go to get The Weeknd for the Super Bowl
November 12th, 2020 under Sports figures, Super Bowl. [ Comments: none ]


The other day, I was wondering if they are going to have an act for the Super Bowl Halftime Show. Then I wondered if there is going to a Super Bowl at all. Well, the answer is yes to both.

Today, Pepsi, CBS, and the NFL announced that The Weeknd is going to perform at the halftime show in Tampa Bay on February 7th. CBS is the same network that thought that Coldplay and Maroon 5 were good ideas. I think from now on; they should not be allowed to pick music artists for the big show.

Seriously, who thought The Weeknd was a good idea? If they wanted someone whose song is big on TikTok, they should have gone with Jason Derulo. He would be a much better choice. Plus, he could have gotten BTS and Will Smith to join him. Who is The Weeknd going to get to sing with him in the Blinding Lights?

Actually, this year more than any other in the past, they needed a really rocking band like Bon Jovi. That is because there is not going to be a full audience, and they are going to need someone who can pump whatever crowd there is. The Weeknd is going to put them to sleep. I am already falling asleep thinking about it.

Are you excited for him to perform at the Super Bowl?

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Chris Stapleton is releasing a holiday album, A Very COVID Christmas
November 12th, 2020 under Christmas Music, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]


Chris Stapleton has two new albums coming out this holiday season. Tomorrow, he is releasing Starting Over, and coming soon we are going to get A Very COVID Christmas.

The Country singer rewrote some of the holiday’s biggest Carols for 2020, and gave us a sample of the CD on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday. There are tunes like Oh CDC, Coughing Around the Christmas Tree, Grandma Got Corona From a Reindeer and so many more. It won’t be a timeless classic, but it will be one for the next few years.

Grab your immediate family in the house, get some Egg Nog heavy on the Rum, and sing his songs with them around the plastic tree. Since they are the only people you are going to see on December 25th!

I wish you a merry COVIDmas. I wish you a very COVIDmas. I wish you very COVIDmas. And a happy flu year.

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The perfect gift for your friends and family who refuse to wear a mask?
November 12th, 2020 under Constance Wu, Coronavirus. [ Comments: none ]


Let’s be honest. We all have friends and family who won’t wear a mask. Because of those COVIdiots, over 140,000 people tested positive for COVID-19 yesterday alone, and hospitalizations are skyrocketing. Do you wish they would just put on a f*cking mask and stop whining like Donald Trump?

Well, Conan O’Brien came up with the perfect solution. Tell them to get the new fake face mask. It is so realistic; you would think they were actually wearing a face covering. They are “not,” but it looks like they are. I am sure they would be able to get served at Starbucks with that. The best part, it costs the same price as a cup of black java at the coffee franchise.

Why wait until Christmas to get them this gift, especially because the holiday is going to be canceled this year because of them and Trump.

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