The other day, I was wondering if they are going to have an act for the Super Bowl Halftime Show. Then I wondered if there is going to a Super Bowl at all. Well, the answer is yes to both.
Today, Pepsi, CBS, and the NFL announced that The Weeknd is going to perform at the halftime show in Tampa Bay on February 7th. CBS is the same network that thought that Coldplay and Maroon 5 were good ideas. I think from now on; they should not be allowed to pick music artists for the big show.
Seriously, who thought The Weeknd was a good idea? If they wanted someone whose song is big on TikTok, they should have gone with Jason Derulo. He would be a much better choice. Plus, he could have gotten BTS and Will Smith to join him. Who is The Weeknd going to get to sing with him in the Blinding Lights?
Actually, this year more than any other in the past, they needed a really rocking band like Bon Jovi. That is because there is not going to be a full audience, and they are going to need someone who can pump whatever crowd there is. The Weeknd is going to put them to sleep. I am already falling asleep thinking about it.
Are you excited for him to perform at the Super Bowl?
Have you ever wondered where would Bernie Lomax be today? We know he is dead, but would he finally be dead and buried? Nope, he is still 6′ above the ground and 6′ away from other fans at the Kansas City Royals’ baseball game.
Whoever came up with the idea to use the star from Weekend at Bernie’s as one of the cardboard cut out of fans at a Kauffman Stadium. Bravo, you hit a home run!
Let’s hope the game is more alive than he is. How about, let’s hope the game isn’t in a dead heat going into the 9th inning. Or this game is so dead, Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman decided to throw a party there. What else do you got?
I wonder how Terry Kiser feels about his most famous character watching the game from the best seat in the house?
Game On wanted to see if Rob Gronkowski could handle the intense pain of childbirth. Therefore they strapped him to a machine that simulates the pain of birthing a baby.
How did the Gronk do? As soon as they turned the machine on, his body started to shake uncontrollably. Then when they amped up to five, his whole body started to contort. Finally, when they turned it all the way up to 10, he began to flap his limbs like a chicken with their head cut off. Throughout it all, he did not curse or scream. The football great just laid there and took it like a woman.
My helmut is off to him. He really can take a licking and keep on ticking. Then again, he used to pain as a tight end.
Talking about his tight end, did you see when the CBS game show made him a LA Lakers Girl for a day?
According to news reports, The Buffalo Bills will no longer be playing on New Era Field. The sports apparel company has parted ways with the football team. As soon as Tushy Bidet heard the news, they threw their leftover toilet paper into the ring or onto the field.
Orchard Park is the crown jewel of the New York sporting landscape and one of the great environments in football. The city houses the stadium for the Buffalo Bills and, maybe more importantly, is home to the Bills Mafia. The fans who are part of the Bills Mafia love their traditions and possess a continued fondness for them. This includes drinking alcohol out of bowling balls, jumping through tables, and spraying ketchup on each other.
With the news that New Era is dropping naming rights to the Bills stadium, TUSHY – a provider of bidet attachments that transforms any traditional toilet into a booty wonderland – would like to announce a bid of up to $12,500,000 for the naming rights to the stadium and name it “TUSHY Stadium.”
Additionally, TUSHY would like to deploy portable toilets equipped with its bidet across parking lots and tailgating venues for every Bills home game in 2020 and 2021.
Lastly, assuming the offer is accepted, TUSHY would like to work to bring a college football bowl game to Orchard Park and host the first-ever “Toilet Bowl.”
Please take some time to consider our offer.
I very much look forward to hearing from you!
Sincerely,
Miki Agrawal
Founder of TUSHY
I really hope the Bills take them up on the offer. Not only because I love the idea of hearing sports announcers saying having to say Tushy Stadium, but also as someone who went to the University of Miami. I would love to see the Miami Hurricanes play the Toilet Bowl. Although, I think FSU and UF are more suited for it.
Seriously, there are sh!ttier names they could be stuck with like Ex-Lax Field or Summer’s Eve Stadium. Plus, $12.5 million is a nice chunk of change. I have done worse for $12.50.
Now that Rob Gronkowski is waiting to begin practice with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, he needs to find a temporary job. CBS found him one for their show Game On tonight at 8p. The Tight End is going to show us if he has one when he becomes one of the Laker Girls.
Does he have the sexuality they have, or will the fans be screaming foul? There is only one way to find out, and that is to watch. I am going to check it out because I want to see he wears a short skirt! Then we will really know if he lives up to his football position on the basketball court.
