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Dallas Mavericks’ Dwight Howell learned why tall people don’t skip inside 
September 19th, 2023 under Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]

Dwight Powell gives new meaning to slam dunk when he slammed his head into the top of a door.

How did the Dallas Mavericks center do that? He was skipping in the tunnel. And at 6’11”, that was not the smartest thing for him to do inside because he is close enough to the ceiling as it is.

Hopefully, it knocked some sense into him. If not, I am sure Mark Cuban will do it.


Watch Jon Bon Jovi react to a stadium singing Livin’ on a Prayer
September 12th, 2023 under Bon Jovi, NKOTB, Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]

Jon Bon Jovi is a traitor to his home state of New Jersey. That is because instead of supporting the New York Jets or the New York Giants, he is team New England Patriots. Which is as much of a sin as a girl from The Bronx supporting the New York Mets over the New York Yankees.

But this is not about me. It is about the singer. On Sunday, he went to the Patriots game in Boston, and Gillette Stadium played Bon Jovi’s Livin’ on a Prayer. Whether you love the band or not, you are going to belt out that chorus. And that is exactly what the Boston and Philadelphia Phillies fans did. Much to the delight of Bon Jovi, who was seen rockin’ out with the crowd.

Even Donnie Wahlberg thought the fans had the right stuff to sing along! And Jovi was in New Kids on the Block territory.

Now, back to Bon Jovi. Can someone please explain to me why they never did the Super Bowl Halftime Show? They would’ve brought down the house. But that is never going to happen because Jon says the NFL blew their chance of ever having them play.


Whose daughter bejeweled their dad better: Chris Pratt or Derek Jeter?
August 25th, 2023 under Better than..., Chris Pratt, Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]

Chris Pratt and Derek Jeter are girl dads, and that means that their daughters are going to dress them up like one. Whether they want to be or not.

Pratt has two daughters, Lyla Maria, 3, and Eloise Christina, 15 months, with Katherine Schwarzenegger. And Lyla decided to decorate her dad with pearls on his face.

As compared to Derek Jeter, who celebrated his oldest daughter’s 6th birthday and let his daughters, Bella Raine, 6, Story Grey, 4, and River Rose, 1, with Hannah Davis, cover his face with different jewels.

So, who wore it better? They both wore it beautifully because they are proud dads who want to make their little girls happy! Even if it made them unhappy!

Both men are not only surrounded by estrogen. The actor has a son, Jack, 11, and the baseball player is staying up late at night with Kaius, 3 months.


Do you find Tom Brady sexy?
February 6th, 2023 under Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]

Now that Tom Brady has retired from football (again), he isn’t making as much money as he used to. Therefore, he needs to depend on his businesses to make up for the financial loss.

Back in June, he commented on a tweet of two men modeling his underwear and wrote that if it got to 40,000 likes, he would recreate the photos. Well, it got to 48,000 likes, so today, he showed us nothing comes between him and his Brady Brand underwear.

Now that he is single, I am sure there are women that are going to be wet over this thirst trap. But I am with Rita Moreno; he is too old for us.

Do you find him sexy?


Tom Brady is retiring again
February 1st, 2023 under Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]

Last year, Tom Brady announced that he was retiring from the NFL, but then he took it back a few weeks later.

Today, just two days before the release of 80 for Brady and 11 days before the Super Bowl, the 45-year-old quarterback says he is retiring for good this time.

What did it cost him not to retire the first time? Let’s see another go at the Super Bowl. And more importantly, his marriage to Gisele Bundchen.

Seriously, what a dick move not to wait until after the release of the movie and the Super Bowl to make the announcement. He has to make everything about him.


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