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The biggest asshole of the day goes to…
June 3rd, 2022 under Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]

The Cubs played the St Louis Cardinals yesterday, and neither team struck out more than an asshole usher at Wrigley Field. That is because there were some fans building a beer pyramid, and I guess the usher didn’t like it. So he walked over and knocked it down. Talk about being a literal buzzkill. I mean, they worked so hard to build it up that high, and then Godzasshole comes over and knocks it down. That is so cruel.

Yet, after watching the video over and over again, I don’t know if I am mad at him because, in his defense, that had to be so much fun to do. That is, if he knows how to have fun.

Oh, and technically, he is not the asshole of the day. That title goes to Ron DeSantis every day. He actually tried to fine the Special Olympics $27.5 million because they had a vaccine mandate, according to ABC News. People with Down Syndrome are highly susceptible to the virus and thus need to be protected against COVID-19. So this is just another example of how un-Christlike he is. If anyone dies because of it, then he has even more blood on his hands. How much more does he need?


Watch this squirrel run the bases at a baseball game
June 2nd, 2022 under Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]

On Saturday, the Columbus Clippers played the Buffalo Bisons, and the game was typical until the 5th inning. However, that is when things got nutty. A squirrel made his way onto the field and avoided getting caught by everyone that tried to catch him. It seems weird that they couldn’t capture him because baseball players are used to catching balls that are faster than the rodent. But I guess it is different when the moving ball is on the ground and can move in different directions?

Anyways, eventually, the squirrel was caught, and according to The Columbia Dispatch, he was set free outside of the stadium.

But I am sure he wanted back in because he keeps hearing people singing about all the peanuts and cracker jacks they have inside.


Is this the greatest foul ball in baseball history?
April 12th, 2022 under Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]

A man was super excited to have seats behind home plate at the Northwest Arkansas Naturals vs Springfield Cardinals game on Saturday. He probably thought I have the best seats in the house, and he did.

To celebrate, he bought a beer and left it on the wall in front of him. Nothing can happen to that beer? Or so he thought. According to TMZ, National pitcher Anthony Veneziano threw a ball at Cardinals’ second baseman Chandler Redmond, and he swung and hit the ball. However, it went the wrong way, hit the field, bounced up, and hit the fan’s beer. That caused the can to explode all over the guy.

Was the fan upset? Nope, he laughed it off and took a bow.

We have heard hit by pitch, but this is the first time I ever saw someone hit by a beer!

Hopefully, the team bought a fan another beer because they ain’t cheap! Then again, that memory is priceless.


Tom Brady comes out of retirement
March 13th, 2022 under Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]


Shortly after Tampa Bay Buccaneers lost out on playing in this years’ Super Bowl, Tom Brady announced that he was retiring from football.

That was then. Today, he announced that he is coming out of retirement and playing with the Bucs next season.

These past two months I have realized my place is still on the field and not in the stands. That time will come. But it’s not now.

I love my teammates, and I love my supportive family. Without them, none of this is possible.

I’m coming back for my 23rd season in Tampa. We have unfinished business.

I know people love him, but I can’t stand him. This the perferct example of why I can’t.


LA Rams’ Taylor Rapp proposed to his girlfriend after his Super Bowl win
February 14th, 2022 under Marriage Proposals, Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]

Hey Taylor Rapp, you just won the Super Bowl; what are you going to do? He is going to get down on one knee and propose to his longtime girlfriend, Dani Johnson. Thankfully, for the Safety, she said yes.

Could you imagine if she said no with millions and millions of people watching? Then, again, would he still have proposed if the LA Rams lost the big game? Then what if he did ask her to marry him after the loss, and she said no? I am alone on Valentine’s, so that thought made me very happy!

Seriously, congrats to the two. I hear LA is going to throw a parade to celebrate your engagement. Yeah. That’s it. That’s the ticket.


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