Before Matthew Broderick was causing trouble in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, he had friends helping him to do it on Lou Grant. He looks the same now as he did when he was 18 in that 1981 episode.
Ashton Kutcher was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon decided to milk his appearance on the show. As in the NBC host challenged him to a Cow Milking Contest.
The two men sat down with their cows and Kutcher rubbed his for good luck. Well, the mama started to move. There was a huge reason why. She took a big old 💩. I guess you can say he has the reverse of the Midas Touch.
In fact, it continued on because he lost to the gagging Fallon who could not take the 💩 stench.
That is why working with big animals on talk shows is always the best. They either pee or poop. While that is great for us. There is always that poor underpaid person who has to clean it up.
Let’s be honest, Stephen King has caused us to lose sleep over at least one of his books. Whether it is Pennywise from It, the Dome in Under the Dome, Carrie or The Shining’s Johnny.
Therefore, you have to wonder what scares the horror novelist. Today, he revealed what it is on Good Morning America, and it is a lot like a character from his book The Dead Zone. He has sleepless nights over “the current political situation.” No explanation needed. Especially since President Greg Stillson is a lot like Donald Trump. It is as if he knew what was going to happen now when he wrote the book in the early ’80s. Spooky.
That is not the only thing that scares him. He is also afraid of elevators. He explained why, “You get into an elevator and you think, ‘there is a hole under there.'” Now, I am afraid of elevators too.
Even when he is not writing books, he still finds ways to terrifies us. Thus, if you get into an elevator with him make sure to jump up and down. Worst case scenario, you get stuck and he tells you a bedtime story. Can you think of anything more horrifying than King telling you one of his tales? I can’t.
Back in April 2019, Abby Lee Miller was diagnosed with a cancer that ravaged her spine. After the surgery to remove the cancer and save her life, she was left unable to walk. Since then she has been going to physical therapy trying to regain her ability to walk again.
Today, almost a year and a half later, she got out of her chair and took her first steps in public on The Doctors. Anyone who knows anyone who has had issues with their spine like she has had knows how huge this. It is a slow process, so it is inspirational that she never gave up.
However, her doctor revealed that she has been late to get cancer followup screening done and he is a little worried for her because of that. During the remission period, they have a timeline when a person needs to get tested. She missed her last test because of work.
The day before the taping, she went and got tested. Minus one questionable node in her neck, which the doctor is not too worried about, she still appears to be in remission. Miller did not realize until that moment that her cancer could come back. The first year is the most important year with Burkitt lymphoma and remission. In 6 weeks, she will go back to get that node in her neck tested and make sure it is nothing. Hopefully, then she will find out she is still cancer-free.
The Doctors spent an hour with the Dance Moms teacher and she talked about everything that has gone on in her life over the last two years like prison, cancer and getting her life back.
Garth Brooks has a new song out with Blake Shelton called Dive Bar and he took the music video to a low place. As in the film crew took a dive and filmed it in a swimming pool while the singers stayed dry. However, the crew went for a swim.
The video just wrapped, so all we have is this behind the scenes video. If it is any clue what it is going to be like, I doubt it will be a belly flop. Suddenly, I drew a blank on swimming terminology so that was the best corny joke I could come up with.
