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It: Welcome to Derry will haunt your dreams!
September 23rd, 2025 under HBO Max, Stephen King. [ Comments: none ]

HBO Max just released the first full trailer for It: Welcome to Derry, and the It prequel looks frightening. So frightening, it makes the It movies look like a children’s party!

The streamer has been pretty hush-hush about what the series will focus on besides Pennywise’s past, and now we know why. The more mysterious, the better…and creepier like the killer clown’s smile.

Welcome to Derry scares your screens starting on October 26th.

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Halloween got a little scarier this year, thanks to Welcome to Derry
July 27th, 2025 under HBO Max, Stephen King. [ Comments: none ]

Be prepared to see a lot more parents trick-or-treating with their kids this year, because Welcome to Derry is going to scare them into doing so.

I called my friends after watching this trailer, and I told them my nieces are not going alone. Then they watched the trailer, and agreed!

Who knew the prequel series could be scarier than the movies, but it appears to be. Because of that, I will be watching it on HBO Max in October.

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The Long Walk is Speed on melatonin
July 27th, 2025 under Stephen King. [ Comments: none ]

We never know what is going to come out of Stephen King’s mind, and The Long Walk is another example of that.

In a dystopian United States ruled by a totalitarian regime, a group of young men enter an annual walking contest in which they must maintain a speed of at least three miles per hour or risk execution. The contest ends when only one walker remains alive.

RULES OF THE WALK:

  • Total participants: 50
  • Required pace to maintain: 3 MPH
  • If participants fall below the required pace, they will get a warning. If they are unable to reach the speed within 10 seconds, they will get an additional warning.
  • Total warnings: 3
    • Note: Participants are eliminated before a 4th warning is called.

How far could you go? How far will they go? That we will find out on September 12th.

We also get to see Mark Hamill play a real shit,

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Pennywise is back with his origin story
May 20th, 2025 under Stephen King. [ Comments: none ]

We’ve seen Pennywise terrorize the kids of Derry in It and It: Chapter Two, but that was only after he had taken several of their lives over a few decades.

This Fall, we are going to see how he terrified the town in 1962, and it is going to be even scarier than we thought.

The series is being brought to life by Andy and Barbara Muschietti, who reimagined It for the big screen. The siblings pondered Pennywise’s past, and now they are adapting that nightmare for the small screen.

It: Welcome to Derry will air on HBO and stream on Max, I mean HBO Max. I don’t know what is scarier: that Warner Bros can’t figure out what to call their streaming service or the teaser trailer. The former, definitely the former.

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The Monkey will be the scary movie of the year
January 16th, 2025 under Stephen King. [ Comments: none ]

When I was growing up, there was a wind-up monkey that played the drums with buggy eyes and a haunting smile, and he was scary AF. So, my dad would wind him up all the time when I was sleeping and leave it on my bed to watch me get scared. Then he would laugh and laugh.

I have a feeling that Osgood Perkins’ father, Anthony Perkins, did something like to his son with Psycho.

Because why else would he turn Stephen King’s short story, The Monkey, into such a terrifying tale? But he did, and it will be hitting theaters on February 21st.

Are you going to see it? I won’t! I finally got that evil monkey out of my nightmares. I don’t want him back.

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