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Did Abby Lee Miller sit on Neil Patrick Harris’ face?
December 4th, 2025 under Captioned By Me, Dance Moms, Neil Patrick Harris. [ Comments: none ]

Neil Patrick Harris, James Corden, and Bobby Carnavale are starring in Art on Broadway, and Abby Lee Miller went to see the show. After the show was over, she posed with the three men outside the theater.

Nothing out of the ordinary about that. Well, that was until she posted the photo she took with NPH. Why is that the case? She did some sort of fuckery with it, and Doogie Howser looks like he went to the doctor to make him appear like he did when the show came out in 1989. He looks like he lost Slap Bets to everyone who ever worked on How I Met Your Mother.

As soon as the actor saw the photo with the dance teacher, he had just one question. He wanted to know, “Ummm… what did you do to my face..?” It looks as though she ruined it, just as she did the joy of dance for the girls who appeared on Dance Moms. It is as though she trampled on it, like she did their dreams.

So the moral of the story is: if you are going to post a photo of a celebrity, only airbrush your face, not theirs. They like to do that to their own faces. That is, only their guy is not available to give them their booster shot of fillers and Botox.

Do you think that Harris should get the work needed to make that face permanent? Or should he leave it as it is now?

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Dance Moms is back…without Abby Lee Miller
August 15th, 2025 under Dance Moms. [ Comments: 1 ]

Ever since Lifetime cancelled Dance Moms in 2019, Abby Lee Miller has been trying to get the reality dancing show back on the network. She has even hinted that she was working on a sequel to the show.

Well, today, Lifetime announced that Dance Moms is coming back! That is the good news. The bad news for her is that she is not part of it.

Dance Moms: A New Era — the reboot of Lifetime’s pop culture phenomenon Dance Moms — introduces beloved dance coach, Glo Hampton, who wants to take her students and prestigious dance school Studio Bleu to the next level, competing nationally every week. But the road to glory won’t be an easy one. Coach Glo must juggle her tiny but mighty dancers, their scheming moms, and ensuing meltdowns, all while ruling with a tender but tough iron fist. Will Glo and her dance team persevere amidst the dramatics?

I want to know if people will tune in. The television landscape has changed a lot since COVID. One of the biggest changes is that people are not as into seeing someone being mean as they were in 2019. So the interest might not be there.

Even I am debating if I want to watch a mean dance teacher and entitled moms fight as their children cry because of it. While that is me. Will you be watching on September 8th?

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Dance Moms’ Christi Lukasiak arrested on suspicion for DUI
July 16th, 2024 under Dance Moms. [ Comments: none ]

Dance Moms’ Christi Lukasiak is in the news, and not for a reason she wants. She was arrested on suspicion of DUI on June 27th in Westmoreland County, Pennsylvania.

According to TMZ, she crashed into a tree, and a telephone pole was left hanging over her car.

The documents related to the case said that she said had two glasses of wine. Police officers on the scene did a breathalyzer test which she failed.

Lukasiak hosted the Dance Moms spinoff Epic Showdowns in May.

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Dance Moms is back, but without Abby Lee Miller
July 9th, 2024 under Dance Moms. [ Comments: 1 ]

Dance Moms is finally back after almost five years, and it is time for a fresh start. The reality dance show is moving from Lifetime to Hulu, and Dance Moms: A New Era is introducing us to a new dance teacher and studio on August 7th.

Dance Moms: A New Era is a reboot of the ever so popular Dance Moms. This time, with a new coach, new dancers and new mama drama. Introducing beloved dance coach, Glo Hampton, who wants to take her students and prestigious dance school Studio Bleu to the next level – competing nationally every week. But the road to glory won’t be an easy one. Coach Glo must juggle her tiny but mighty dancers, their scheming moms, and ensuing meltdowns, all while ruling with a tender but tough iron fist. Will Glo and her dance team persevere amidst the dramatics?

I would love to have been there when Abby Lee Miller found out the show was dancing without her. She is probably crying in her pillow as we speak.

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The first look of Dance Moms: The Reunion
March 6th, 2024 under Dance Moms. [ Comments: none ]

I watched every episode of Dance Moms, and I remember Abby Lee Miller being a terror to the girls. However, I forgot how bad it was until I saw clips of how she treated the girls who participated in Dance Moms: The Reunion, which will debut on Lifetime on May 1st.

The dancers who came back to talk about their time on the show are Chloe Lukasiak, Brooke Hyland, Paige Hyland, Kendall Vertes, JoJo Siwa, and Kalani Hilliker. And their moms Christi Lukasiak, Kelly Hyland, Jill Vertes, Jessalynn Siwa, and Kira Hilliker.

Starting on March 18th, Lifetime will drop digital content leading up to the two-hour reunion.

Then, after the reunion, Christi Lukasiak will host Dance Moms: Epic Showdown. Those ten 30-minute episodes will look at the most epic and shocking moments from the Dance Moms eight seasons.

Part of me is looking forward to all of this. But the other part does not know if I want relive it all because it was so abusive to young children.

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