Before Melody Thomas Scott was a very successful businesswoman on The Young and the Restless, she was a camp counselor in Piranha. She looks the same now as she did when she was 21 in that 1978 movie.
I don’t think anyone will argue that Blake Shelton is more of a singer than an athlete. Therefore, it is kind of interesting that he took on the #BottleCapChallenge. However, he was inspired to try it out. Not to see if he could do it. He wanted to promote his alcohol brand Smithwork’s Vodka.
He probably should not have had any before he tried to kick the cap off with his foot. I say that because he wound up hitting the neck of the bottle and down it went. Once he realized how badly he messed it up, he started to cry. Not because it was an epic fail. He was crying like a little bitch because he nearly ruined his precious vodka. He made sure to comfort the bruise bottle as he ran inside to bury his tears in his pillow.
Poor Blake. Even Aviation American Gin had to make fun of him over that really sad attempt. How did The Voice coach react to that public shaming? He called out their boss, and challenged Ryan Reynolds to do it. If it is anything like his movies, he will use a stunt double instead and pretend that he did it.
Ronnie Wood has toured the world several times over with The Rolling Stones. He has lived the life of a rock star. Now, that band is touring again, what does he do during his downtime? Sleep with groupies? Snort some of the good stuff? Nope! He does a crossword puzzle that would make even the people, who do the NY Times’ one with a pen, cry.
Impressed? Be doubly so because he got it from Keith Richards. Who knew the Stones were so boring? It kind of ruins the facade.
Next, you are going to tell me all of these rockers have a weekly book club where they read and then discuss the novels on The NY Times Bestselling List. Please, don’t. I want to believe they are all about sex, drugs and Rock’n’Roll and not crossword puzzles.
Martina Big has the biggest fake boobs in the World, but she wants to have the biggest breasts on the planet. Little by little, she is having saline put in them until they reach 20 liters each. How big is that? As Phillip Schofield showed us on This Morning today, that is larger than the size of a water bottle you put on the cooler at work. Have you ever lifted one of them? Imagine having two of them on your chest?
I have huge boobs and I cannot imagine it. In fact, my sternum is hurting just thinking about it. I mean I don’t get it. Why? How does she not fall over on her face with all of that extra weight?
She says she does weight training to support it and wears two sports bras. But still, that is a lot of weight in the middle part of her body on just one half of it.
I guess she will even it out when she gets butt implants. Kim Kardashian better watch out because she is coming for you. She does not want the biggest bum, she just wants it to match her (oversized) curves.
It is her body and she can do with it what she wants. However, you would think someone would tell her no by now. Her poor skin. Not only all of the stretching she has been doing to it, but also all of the tanning injections she gets to make her white skin black. Way too many chemicals. But again, to each their own.
And let’s not even try to figure how she and her husband have sex.
Back in the ’80s, girls were singing Corey Hart’s Never Surrender and Paul Young’s Everytime You Go Away. However, they never performed on the stage together. That is until now.
Yesterday while both of them were in Tokyo, they became Young at Hart during the It Ain’t Enough singer’s concert. Much to the delight of their fans who could not get enough of the two singers.
You know what? They look so good together (and separately), I think they should iron out the rough spots and consider going on tour together as Young at Hart. I know I am not the girl who would wear their sunglasses at night to see them live on one stage.
