This morning on This Morning, Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield interviewed Matthew Mungle, who has been giving Hollywood actors a helping hand down there.
Who is he? Is he a fluffer? Nope, he has an even better job. He is one of the leading prosthetic makers in Hollywood, and recently his business has expanded to below the belt. He is the man that made a fake dick for Chris Hemsworth in Vacation and a fake scrotum for Will Ferrell in Stepbrothers.
However, Mungle has done several more, and the anchors had so many questions for him. Like, what does he need from the makeup department to make the male enhancing prosthetic? He has to ask for the size, the girth, and he never forgets about the balls. Unlike us women sometimes.
At that moment, Holly and Phillip started giggling, and Mungle kept a straight face. I guess when you are making franks and beans for a living, nothing about the male anatomy can turn you into a kid as it did us as we watched.
It wasn’t all funny; he got serious when he explained why some productions do it. It makes men feel comfortable when they are doing a nude scene. It is like a Merkin for women. You think you are seeing them naked, but you aren’t.
We know that Ferrell kept his boys, but what about Hemsworth? Mungle said, “Production gave it to him in a shadow box. And he put it on his mantlepiece with his Thor hammer. So he got both hammers together.”
What more could they ask the creative artist? Holly needed to know if they are expensive? Mungle says stock molds go for $850-$1,000, and the ones made from scratch cost $1,400-$2,500. I will stick to buying a penis silicone maker for my men of the month for less than $50. Although, extensions would help some of them.
If you want to see more of Mungle’s work, then check out his website W.M. Creations, Inc.
You have to love live television because you never know what is going to happen. This Morning on This Morning, a spider crawled its way onto the set, and it made its international television debut.
The eight-legged monster was minding its own business, but Holly Willoughby was terrified of it like it was the villain in a Spider-Man movie. Therefore, she asked someone to trap and release the bug.
At first, they were unsuccessful. But then they trapped the “ginormous” insect under a glass. And the show was able to go on.
Am I the only one upset that they didn’t have a Benny Hill moment where it kept getting away from his captures? Now that would’ve been hilarious, especially if they played the Benny Hill theme music as they tried to capture him.
Such a missed opportunity. Can we get a new spider tomorrow? And preferably one from Australia. Then Willoughby will really be jumping out of her seat.
Yesterday, Phillip Schofield gave Holly Willoughby a creepy doll that gave her nightmares. This morning on This Morning, they gave her a present that will give her sweet dreams.
What is it? She got to interview three of The Dreamboys. One of the members from the all-male revue was in the studio, and he decided to take his shirt off. As soon as he did, Willoughby forgot all about that doll. So did I.
I think it would be a dream if they could cross the pond and do their show here. We sent them Magic Mike, so this would only be fair. Am I right?
This morning on This Morning, Phillip Schofield thought he did something nice by giving his co-anchor Holly Willoughby a present. However, as soon as she saw the gift, she could not get away from it fast enough.
How come? It is a creepy doll that is giving Annabelle a run for her money. To make matters worse for her, he even named the scary thing after her. Oh, and did I mention that Schofield said, “This has been part of this building for many years. It is allegedly, absolutely, rabid with spirits and ghosts.”
The two of them are not going to be sleeping tonight. Willoughby because she will have nightmares of that doll, while the gift giver will be up night fearing how she will get her revenge on him. She better get him good because that was an evil thing to do. Literally and figuratively.
What you do if someone gave you something like that?
Dr. Scott Miller was on This Morning this morning to talk about First Aid for Pets. He brought along several stuffed animals and a dog who was stuffed with water. What when the latter happens? Skully had to pee, so she did it right there on the carpet on live television.
And that is why animals and toddlers make the best guests for the viewing audience and the worst ones for the people in the studio.
