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When making focaccia bread turns sexual on morning television
July 7th, 2020 under This Morning. [ Comments: none ]
This morning on This Morning, Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield learned how to make focaccia bread from Chef Phil Vickery. While that might not be the most exciting thing to watch, Willoughby, like yeast, found a way to get a rise out of the men.

As the Chef was sticking his finger deep into the bread dough, Willoughby said, “Oh, I bet that feels quite nice.” It was an innocent statement, but then Vickery started to laugh. That was when they all realized what she said was very naughty because it looks and, probably, feels like something else a man would poke with his finger in. If that is how he does it, then he is doing it wrong.

Anyways, when Vickery agrees that it feels nice, Schofield reminds him that he has been alone for a long time. Therefore, men, if you are single, and need some action during the lockdown, forget the sourdough bread and make focaccia. You don’t have to cook it unless you are hungry. Although, you might not want to eat it after what you just did to it. Granted, that hasn’t stopped you before…

I wish the morning shows in America were as enjoyable as this one on ITV in London.


Len Goodman trades in his dancing shoes for gardening boots.
June 23rd, 2020 under Dancing with the Stars, This Morning. [ Comments: none ]

Many people took on new hobbies while staying home during the coronavirus pandemic. Len Goodman is one of those people, and the Dancing with the Stars judge spent his time growing a vegetable garden with his wife, Sue.

Today, he lettuce, I mean, let us and This Morning’s anchors, Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby, see what he has been planting. Not only were they impressed, so I was.

Something that started as out as what he thought would be a necessity, in case we ran out of veggies, turned into something that he and his wife, since 2012, enjoy doing during this tough time.

For those of us, who say you can be too old to try something new, he is 76 and look at what he is doing. Just like his vegetable garden, he is blooming.

I wonder what he is going to do when Dancing with the Stars starts up again. Will he leave his babies in Kent? Maybe he can transfer some of them to the States with him? He can have Bruno Tonioli talk to them. I am sure that the plants will flourish with his enthusiastic voice. Something that they are not used to with their dad’s calming one. Not that either are a bad thing.


Kids nice, but naughty pictures
March 30th, 2020 under This Morning. [ Comments: none ]

Kids are so innocent that they draw things that they don’t know are not.

Since many parents are home with their children, they have asked their offspring to do some arts & crafts. This Morning asked the doting moms and dads to send in their future artists’ work to have a look-see.

Although, I am not sure if what they shared is appropriate for morning television. That is probably why Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby couldn’t stop giggling. Heck, I couldn’t stop laughing because I saw a lot of things I am only used to seeing on premium television shows.

The hosts said that they got hundreds of pictures. I hope they continue to show them every day. They say laughter is the best medicine, and this is exactly what the doctor ordered.

No offense to the people on the other side of the pond, but what are you teaching your kids? I thought we were the only country who corrupted our heirs.


This Morning’s Phillip Schofield comes out as gay
February 7th, 2020 under This Morning. [ Comments: none ]

This morning, I woke up and checked Instagram. I saw that This Morning posted a message from Phillip Schofield, and I was worried that there was something physically wrong with the personable television host. Thankfully, he is healthy. His message to his fans is that he is gay. I am happy he can finally be true to himself about who he is.

This self-realization has not been easy on him, and coming out to the public was years in the making. He has already told Stephanie, his wife of 27 years, their two grown daughters, Molly and Ruby, along with his mom, his co-host Holly Willoughby, and everyone else at the show. They have all been very supportive of him. He says that everyone he told has been. Now, it is our time to do the same for him.

When it comes to his future, he is taking every day as it comes. I hope he knows he is not alone. There are millions of people all over the world who are here to support him, including me.


Watch an alpaca spit in Phillip Schofield’s face
February 6th, 2020 under This Morning. [ Comments: none ]

This morning, on This Morning, they had two alpacas on the show. Before they went live, the hosts got to know their know guests. Phillip Schofield was trying to calm down Spitfire and Pete down by shushing them. I guess Pete didn’t like it because he spat right in the host’s face.

You would think that Spitfire would have been one to do it, but it was Pete who covered Schofield’s face with “warm and wet” spit.

How did he handle it? He had no problem holding them again during the live segment. That brought his co-host Holly Willoughby so much joy. She couldn’t stop laughing, especially when it looked like Pete was ready to do it again.

Even though Willoughby wants a break from animals on the morning talk show for the next few days, I hope producers double the amount. You can never have enough animals on live TV because something always goes wrong. Case in point.


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