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Liam Payne reveals he had drinking problem after One Direction split
December 5th, 2019 under One Direction, This Morning. [ Comments: none ]

Liam Payne spent most of his teen years in the biggest boy band of their time. Then when he was 22, they split up. Therefore, leaving him lost, lonely, and confused. One of the ways to handle everything he was going through was to drink, and it became a problem for him. Before it got too bad, he went to therapy to get help. It helped him to remain sober for a year.

He told the hosts on This Morning that by getting therapy, it taught him how to deal with his feelings and not to mask them with alcohol.

Did he talk to the other band members about his experience, since he advocates that you should talk to others when you need help? Even though they keep in touch, he did not. Maybe now they will.

Payne says he feels for Justin Bieber having to go through the rise of fame all by himself. It is a difficult thing for someone to do. The singer can’t imagine doing it on his own because he had four other people who were going through what they went through together. They helped each other then and are still helping each other now.

Even though he is just 26 years old, he has an older person’s knowledge. I hope he writes a book that is the story of his life. I bet you it will be filled with a lot of wisdom. And also a lot of sex, drugs, and Rock’n’Roll.


Don Johnson hints on bringing back Sonny Crockett
October 8th, 2019 under Don Johnson, This Morning. [ Comments: none ]

Don Johnson was on This Morning this morning and Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield started talking to him about Miami Vice. Then they wanted to know if he would ever do it again.

When he responded, his voice got higher and he said, “We are kicking around some thoughts. Yeah.” Then he added, “Amazingly enough, it has come back around. And it seems like they have run out of ideas for good shows. So they’re going to the well.”

Would he put on the pastel suits again? He got all coy and said “maybe”, but we can all tell it is a yes. Is it a done deal? He says, “There is a lot of water left to row.” If I remember correctly, they always rode in motorboats which meant they did not do a lot of rowing. Thus, what is this rowing he is talking about?

He is not really sure where Sonny Crockett would be, but he says he is an experienced man.

The one question they did not ask him is if Philip Michael Thomas would be back as Ricardo Tubbs. You can’t have Miami Vice without him. Can you?

Would you watch Miami Vice if they brought it back?


This Morning’s Phillip Schofield’s wood took out a camera
September 11th, 2019 under This Morning. [ Comments: none ]

This morning on This Morning, Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby sawed a piece of wood off of a log during the show. After the hosts were back in the studio and they were done with the segment, he rolled the wood away from him. Well, he must be a great bowling player because he got a strike. As in, it rolled into one of the studio cameras.

When he realized what happened, he looked like a little boy who just did something really bad. You know, like when his mom told him not to play with the ball in the house. Then he did and he broke the vase. He knows he is going to be in trouble.

Did Willoughby console her co-host? Nope, she just laughed at him. Which is what we were all doing.

I wish American morning shows were as natural as this one. Everyone here in the States is so uptight. Something like a good piece of wood could be used to help to lighten the mood.


Watch a woman marry her dog on live TV
July 30th, 2019 under This Morning. [ Comments: none ]

Elizabeth Hoad is unlucky in love and she is dog tired of dating. In the last 13 years, she has been on over 200 dates and has had 4 failed engagements. Exactly a year ago today, she met the man who she could see settling down with. Today she married that special fella, who she has puppy love for, live on This Morning.

Only thing is that man, who is also her best friend, is her rescue dog, Logan. The two of them saved each other and spend all of their time together. Even her friends noticed it and told her she should marry him. Therefore, she did.

Allison Hammond presided over the nuptials and she could not hold a straight face as she barked out the vows. It was really ruff for her. However, Hoad took the wedding very seriously. Eventually, they were woman and dog.

I guess, if they say all men are dogs, there is nothing wrong with marrying one. As long as you don’t consummate the marriage.

Would you marry your pet? My friend asked me if I would marry my kitty? I said, “No, she is too catty. She would divorce me and take all of my money.”

When it comes to this segment, I wish the morning shows on this side of the pond did stuff like this more often. Since they don’t, I am glad that This Morning is available for us to watch on YouTube.


The woman with the biggest breast implants wants to go bigger
July 3rd, 2019 under This Morning. [ Comments: none ]

Martina Big has the biggest fake boobs in the World, but she wants to have the biggest breasts on the planet. Little by little, she is having saline put in them until they reach 20 liters each. How big is that? As Phillip Schofield showed us on This Morning today, that is larger than the size of a water bottle you put on the cooler at work. Have you ever lifted one of them? Imagine having two of them on your chest?

I have huge boobs and I cannot imagine it. In fact, my sternum is hurting just thinking about it. I mean I don’t get it. Why? How does she not fall over on her face with all of that extra weight?

She says she does weight training to support it and wears two sports bras. But still, that is a lot of weight in the middle part of her body on just one half of it.

I guess she will even it out when she gets butt implants. Kim Kardashian better watch out because she is coming for you. She does not want the biggest bum, she just wants it to match her (oversized) curves.

It is her body and she can do with it what she wants. However, you would think someone would tell her no by now. Her poor skin. Not only all of the stretching she has been doing to it, but also all of the tanning injections she gets to make her white skin black. Way too many chemicals. But again, to each their own.

And let’s not even try to figure how she and her husband have sex.


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