Jon Hamm was on The Late Late Show yesterday, and he had to play Spill Your Guts or Feed Your Guts with James Corden. The two men had to either answer a difficult personal question or eat something disgusting. For example, the CBS host ate a tarantula rather than say which guest he liked least.
When it comes to Hamm, he drank a chili cheese dog smoothie rather than rate the past Batmans. He then chugged two glasses of hot sauce instead of saying which actor he would actor he would never want to work with again. I wonder if Ben Affleck is the answer to both questions since he is part of both of them?
Finally, it was his choice to either eat a bull pen!s or reveal how long his notorious pen!s is. He chose the former. Which is a disappointment to all of us who need to know. Although, do we really since we have pretty much seen it?
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president. In addition to his…umm…shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny. https://t.co/6DpDD5ELtj
Donald Trump has remained, mostly, silent about Stormy Daniels. Even after she revealed he has a small mushroom like pen!s.
Yesterday, she lost her defamation case against him, so today he took to Twitter to share the news. He wrote, “’Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled to full legal fees.’ @FoxNews Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas. She will confirm the letter she signed! She knows nothing about me, a total con!”
Well, she was not going to take that lying down. Although she already did take it from him lying down. Anyways, she tweeted back, “Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president. In addition to his…umm…shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny.”
If that diss did not make you want to high-5 her, then the next one will. She added, “I see someone finally made it to chapter 3. Also, can someone please teach Tiny about correct punctuation? We already knew you’re a con, though. #triggeredhim #slowreader #commasarehard”
I do not know why he thinks he can mess with her? She has already proven time and time again she is the Queen of witty comebacks. I would not even dare to get in a Drop the Mic battle with her. Especially, since we already know where her hand has been and what mic it has touched.
Seriously though, what has happened to America? The President of the United States is in a Twitter war with a p0rn star, who he allegedly had an affair with, and she is winning. This is far from making America great again.
Tonight at 8p, Roseanne-less aka The Conners debuts on ABC. This morning John Goodman and Sara Gilbert talked about their show on Good Morning America. They did not say much about the changes because they cannot.
Then when Michael Strahan asked them what they would say to the skeptics to get them to watch, Goodman had the perfect answer. He said, “Don’t cost nothing!” There you have it, your reason to watch.
But will you? I think their numbers will be huge tonight because of the curiosity factor. Then I expect the numbers to rapidly decline.
Jenna Fischer, Oliver Hudson, Dean Holland, Lindsay Prince and Bobby Lee saw some red lockers and they knew what they had to do. The cast of Splitting Up Together had to recreate the poses that the cast of The Breakfast Club made over 30 years ago.
How did they do? Even Assistant Principal Vernon would excuse them from detention.
Hopefully tonight at 9:30p on ABC, there will be two hits. Them hitting the airwaves, and then them being a hit!
And can we talk about how Oliver Hudson is so a John Bender? Actually, they are all like the characters they chose to pose as.
Prince Harry, the Duke of Sussex, says he and Duchess Meghan "genuinely couldn't think of a better place to announce the upcoming baby, be it a boy or a girl," on the first day of the couple's 16-day tour of Australia, Fiji, Tonga and New Zealand. https://t.co/m1CblP5KDTpic.twitter.com/4FhIgVmufn
Prince Harry and his wife, Meghan Markle, announced yesterday that they are expecting their first baby together and today he made a quick reference about it in Australia. They are in the middle of a 16-day trip in the commonwealth.
As he told the crowd that he could not think of “a better place to announce the upcoming baby, be it a boy or a girl,” his whole face lit up. You can tell he cannot wait to finally be a father. What a great one he is going to be.
I betcha that beautiful baby is going to inspire the world like no royal ever has. It is part Princess Diana and she was such a shining light in the monarchy. Markle also has that activism gene about her and that baby is going to inherit all of that. Plus, it is also his child and he wants to do more with his title than just be a spoiled Prince. I cannot wait to see how this baby changes the world. Along with his cousins Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis. I think they will be a generation of change like their fathers.
UPDATE: When Prince Charles was asked if he toasted the news that he is going to be a grandfather again, he said, “Oh, yes! Several times!” I don’t know why, but that answer just made me smile! Maybe because we actually get to see him have an honest smile. He needs to smile more, don’t you agree?
