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Adam Levine had a poop baby after his wife gave birth
January 19th, 2018 under Adam Levine, Jimmy Kimmel, The Voice. [ Comments: 1 ]


Adam Levine was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and he told the ABC late host a TMI story when his wife gave birth.

Back in September of 2016, when Behati Prinsloo went into labor, someone gave The Voice coach some advice. His friend said that he should eat, so he does not pass out. As she was counting the contractions, he was not counting the calories. In other words, he became a nervous eater who did not stop eating. Therefore, when they got to the hospital, she was ready to push out a baby and he was ready to push out a big poop. But he did not want to go because he did not want to miss his daughter coming into the world. Thus, he held it in. Anyone who has held in a crap, knows how painful it can be. So he squeezed his butt cheeks and prayed.

Then as soon as Dusty Rose was given the OK, he asked the nurse where he can give birth to Charcoal Stench. She said, there is a bathroom right here and he was like no. He did not want his daughter’s first memory of her dad to be how he stunk up the joint.

No word who was bigger, his daughter or his poop baby. I am thinking it was pretty close.

I guess you can say this is as close as a man can come to understanding what his wife is going through in the delivery room.

Lastly, hopefully this time, when is wife goes into labor any day now, he will eat responsibly. Other wise, he will have another sh!tty birth story to share with Kimmel.

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What girl doesn’t want a roach named after her for Valentine’s Day?
January 19th, 2018 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]


Don’t know what to get your lover for Valentine’s Day, then the Bronx Zoo has a gift that is unlike anything else out there. Forget diamonds, flowers and perfume, you can get her her own roach. That’s right, for $15 you can name a giant roach after your sweetheart. For $60 more, you can get the gift pack that also includes roach socks, chocolate roaches and a cockroach pin. What will she get your? A divorce because any judge would find that grounds for one.

I love my Bronx Zoo, but I hate roaches of all sizes. Who thought that a sweet gift for V-Day? Although, is it wrong, I want the chocolates?

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Céline Dion cancels the remaining January Vegas dates
January 19th, 2018 under Céline Dion. [ Comments: none ]


Céline Dion started the new year off with a cold and because of it she has been forced to cancel all of her shows since January 6th. She was supposed to resume shows tonight and tomorrow, but she announced on Facebook that they too will not be happening.

We regret to inform you that the performances of Céline at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace scheduled for Friday, January 19 and Saturday, January 20 have been cancelled. Céline has been suffering for the past week from congestion and irritation of the vocal chords due to a lingering cold, and her physician has instructed her to rest until these symptoms clear up completely.

Céline is expected to resume performances at The Colosseum as scheduled on March 27.

Céline, Caesars Palace, and AEG Presents apologize for any inconvenience this causes ticket holders.

Hopefully by then her voice will be back to perfection. I think with the power of love that will happen.

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Hot Links!
January 18th, 2018 under Hot Links!. [ Comments: none ]

 

Guess who that '90s actress that is? – Dlisted

Sofia Richie in a bikini – The Nip Slip

Selena Gomez in short shorts – GCeleb

Zac Efron is a serial killer – Hollywood PQ

Gerard Butler dated Brandi Glanville – Starcasm

Prince William accepts the baldness – Farandulista

More reported deets on Stormy Daniels' affair with Trump – Celebitchy

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The scandalous prank Shonda Rhimes played on Joshua Malina
January 18th, 2018 under Joshua Malina, Shonda Rhimes. [ Comments: none ]


You know how Shonda Rhimes likes to kill off her actors, well imagine her pranking you with your character’s death? One of the stars on her shows does not have to imagine that.

Tony Goldwyn was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and he shared a story from one of the Scandal table reads. The actors on the show do not get their scripts until the table read. While almost all of them read it front to back to find out what happens next, Joshua Malina reads the last page first. This would infuriate the cast. Then one day Shonda Rhimes had a solution to get him to stop. She wrote a last page just for him and it said that they were killing off David Rosen. Taught him a lesson and gave everyone else a hearty laugh.

BTW Goldwyn also revealed that if you character is getting killed off, Rhimes calls you to office and let’s you know ahead of time. Unless you constantly read the last page of the script first.

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