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Did Salma Hayek go grey?
December 12th, 2017 under Salma Hayek. [ Comments: none ]


Salma Hayek shared a photo of herself with her normally jet black hair looking more like salt and pepper heavy on the salt, so has she decided to let her age show through? Nope, it is all for her character Eva Torres in her upcoming movie The Hummingbird Project. Even though the hair color was only temporary she should consider making it permanent because it works well with her coloring. But then again when has she ever looked bad? Even when she had a unibrow, she could still win a beauty pageant.

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BTWF roles: Ray Wise on Charlie’s Angels
December 12th, 2017 under Before They Were Famous. [ Comments: none ]


Before everyone wanted to know who killed Ray Wise’s daughter, Laura Palmer, on Twin Peaks, Charlie’s Angels suspected him of murder. He looks the same now as he did when he was 31 in that 1978 episode.

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Jessica’s Christmas goes down faster than the Titanic on Fresh Off the Boat
December 12th, 2017 under ABC, Constance Wu, Paula Abdul. [ Comments: none ]


Tonight at 8:30p on ABC’s Fresh Off the Boat, it is Christmastime 1997. Do you remember what movie came out that holiday? One word, Titanic, and Louis wants to see it. Only problem is no one wants to go see it with him, so he goes by himself. While he is there, he runs into Honey (Chelsey Crisp), his wife’s BFF who also has no one to see it with. They go to see the movie together, but don’t tell anyone they did. Now Honey’s husband, Marvin (Ray Wise), thinks his wife is having an affair and asks his best friend Louis who she is sneaking away to the movies with. What will he do?

Meanwhile, Jessica (Constance Wu) is the head of her neighborhood Christmas Caroling group and they don’t want her in charge. They hire Holly (Paula Abdul) to replace her and she kicks Jessica out because she does not have Christmas spirit. When her youngest son, Evan (Ian Chen) calls her out in it, it breaks her heart. What will she do?

Jessica’s other two sons, Eddie (Hudson Yang) and Emory (Forrest Wheeler) are trying to help their next door neighbor, Nicole (Luna Blaise), get a date with the barrister she has a crush on at this new place called Starbucks. Will she be able to land the girl with the help from her friends?

All of this leads to some sweet surprises and someone getting the perfect Christmas gift. And we get the gift another Huang Christmas! What more can you ask for tonight?

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Who wore this ugly Chanukah sweater better, Wendi McLendon-Covey or Jason Biggs?
December 12th, 2017 under Better than..., Jason Biggs, The Goldbergs. [ Comments: none ]

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Tis the season to light the Menorah and The Goldbergs’ Beverly Goldberg aka Wendi McLendon-Covey will put on an ugly Chanukah sweater tomorrow night at 8p on the ABC sitcom. She is not the only one. Someone how that sweater survived the ’80something and is still being worn today. This time by American Pie’s Jason Biggs who wished his wife, his sons and us a Happy Chanukah while proudly wearing it.

Therefore I have to ask you, which non-Jew (yes neither one is Jewish even though they play one on the screen) do you think wore the Jewish sweater better? I say it is a tie and both deserve a some Chanukah Gelt for brightly showing off their holiday spirit!

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Happy Chanukah!
December 12th, 2017 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpq_oGl8o2o
What does any Jewish person want for Chanukah? They want 8 nights of free porn to light up their menorah and Pornhub is giving them just that. The Adult Entertainment company wrote this with the enlightening ad, “This year, ‘The Festival of Lights’ is getting lit AF because Pornhub’s giving everyone a whole new reason to get excited about Hanukkah: Free Pornhub Premium for all eight crazy nights! Just go to PornHub to sign up for your free 8 day trial and turn your ‘Happy Hanukkah’ into a ‘Horny Hanukkah’.”

So have a Horny Chanukah and give the gift that keeps on giving. Plus, it gives a whole new meaning to keeping the light going for 8 nights straight. So boys get the shamash ready because he is going to be on fire for the next week!

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