Back in 1980, Airplane! made audiences laugh like they never laughed before. Now, almost 37 years later, some of the cast and the director reunited at a charity event for The Achievable Foundation last week.
The reunion included Frank Ashmore (Victor Basta, he was in the cockpit), Lorna Patterson (Randy the Stewardess), Robert Hays (Ted Striker, the man who saved the day), Lee Bryant (Mrs. Hammen, the woman people lined up to slap after she loses it), David Zucker (Director), Joyce Bulifant (Mrs Davis, the mother of a sick child), Jill Whelan (Lisa Davis, the sick child who almost got killed by a guitar playing nun).
Seeing them all together like that makes me wish they would finally do Airplane 3. They do not make parody movies like that anymore. Granted, we do not have Leslie Nielsen anymore, but Hays and Julie Hagerty also have something special when it comes to comedic timing. And that is no Jive talk that the late Barbara Billingsley could translate for us.
I am off to watch Airplane for the millionth time because just like the actors, it never gets old.
If you are like Stephen Colbert and me, then you probably have wondered at some point how Ice Cube got his name. Well, unlike us, The Late Show host had the chance to ask him, so he did. That was when he explained how is brother gave him the name that he would be known as for the rest of his life.
O’Shea used to try to talk to his older brother’s girlfriends when the called, and then one day, Clyde gave him a little warning to stop doing that. Cube shared that story on the CBS late night show, “Back in the day when you had an old refrigerator, they would push it on the curve and guys would come by and pick it up. My brother was like, ‘Yo, you know, that refrigerator down the street? Take you down there, I’m slam you in the freezer when they pull you out, you are going to be Ice Cube.'” After that threat, the actor ran and told his friends not to call him O’Shea anymore because he was going by Ice Cube. To this day, he has kept that cool name!
As cool as it is, I was hoping for a much cooler explanation. Like he and his friends had an ice cube eating contest and he won. Or on a hot Compton day, he sat on an ice cube until it melted. Or under difficult a situation, he remained as solid as an ice cube. Or he got into a Fist Fight (I loved that movie) with someone and took them out with a sock full of ice cubes? How did you think he got the name?
Heather Graham’s driver’s license might say that she is 47 years old, but she still looks just like she did when she starred in License to Drive back in 1988. Especially in this photo of her wearing a bikini on a beach. That is not the body of a woman who is less three years away from turning the Big 5-0. I want to know her secret because she keeps getting better with age.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBgAJcntT1Q
Sex Toys have come a long way for men since the blowup doll. There has been the cock ring, penis pumps and Fleshlights. While those were all fine and dandy, and got the job done, none of them have anything on the 3Fap.
What is the 3Fap and why will it keep men home once they get one? It is “the first sex toy that will incorporate an individual female model’s mouth, vulva, and anus onto one product, allowing you to experience multi-orifice sex.” Each hole has a different feel, the mouth is zig-zagged, the vajayjay is ribbed for his pleasure and the the butt hole is tight and smooth. If that is not enough for you guys, like a Dyson vacuum cleaner, it has the perfect amount of suction.
How much does the best adult toy ever created for men cost? Appropriately $69! If you don’t want to have 3 different type of holes to play with. It also comes with three of the same homes to cum in. You can feel like you are at an orgy or a Rainbow party without actually have to leave your house.
Don’t know what to get that special man in your life for his birthday or Christmas or your anniversary? Now you do. Get him the 3Fap. He will never leave home.
Ladies, why can’t we get a toy like that? How about three different sized vibrators? Could you imagine? The starter, the climaxer and the one that hits it out of the park like Barry Bonds. Although, we will have a much different bond with that bat!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_sV4k-xRa4
Back in 1980 when Brooke Shields was just 15 years old, she starred in some controversial Calvin Klein commercials for their jeans. Now according to Page Six, she will once again be their face. Although it has not been announced what she will be advertising for them.
The 57-year-old has yet to film any of her ads, but I think it will be their biggest campaign since Marky Mark wore their underwear. Especially since she is even more beautiful now then she was then.
