On September 21st, Adam Levine became a father and yesterday he talked to Ryan Seacrest on his radio show about his new role. The Voice Coach said, “I’ve been a parent for three weeks; what do I know? I don’t know anything, but it’s kind of part of the beauty of it, honestly.” Then he added, “There are a lot of instincts, a lot of things that kind of kick in and switch on. It’s a beautiful experience.”
Proving he is like most first-time dads, he has no idea what he is doing! Don’t worry, I am sure Dusty Rose already has him wrapped around her tiny finger and he won’t let anything happen to her.
One time when Kevin Hart was on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon took him on a roller coaster ride much to displeasure of the comedian. Yesterday, when he was on the NBC late night show, the host took him the scariest Haunted House in NY and scared sh!tless they were. So much so, Hart even admitted that he farted which in translation means you know what.
Was the What Now star upset over being taken to a scary place? Considering he told his friend to go f*ck himself, I would think so. I wonder what torture Fallon will put him through next? I know I can’t wait to find out.
Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “Name something you only have one set of?” Darrick buzzed in said, “children,” and it was not on the board. Then it was Mark’s turn and he proudly guessed, “balls!” To which his competitor responded with, “That’s how you get the children.” Yes and no, but we all know it is the thing between them that does that.
When it comes to if balls was on the board, it was as, “wrinkly danglers.” With that we have a new word for testicles.
The Simpsons turns 600 on Sunday and Homer Simpson did some press for the milestone. Yesterday, while Jimmy Kimmel was doing his monologue, his stage started to shake. Turns out it was Homer Simpson banging on his TV that caused it. The patriarch banged on it so hard that the ABC late night host found himself Springfield. Once he was there, we all got a one of a kind tour of our favorite town that we don’t where it is in the USA. A tour so cool even Bart Simpson would exclaim, “Cowabunga Dude!”
