Like all of the other broadcast late night hosts, Seth Meyers is a Straight White male. That means he cannot tell jokes about Lesbians, African-Americans or women. But he found a way around it, he has two of his Late Night writers, Amber Ruffin and Jenny Hagel, tell the punchlines. Ruffin is an African-American female and Hagel is a Lesbian.
I know I shouldn’t laugh at this segment, but it hard not to. Especially when they tell a joke like when the NBC host starts it off with, “The TV Drama Person of Interest came under fire recently for killing off one of the show’s Lesbian characters,” and Hagel finishes it off with, “It is unclear who killed her, but a few suspects have been fingered!” Get it?
If Seth had told that joke, we wouldn’t be talking about who he banned from his show the other night, instead we would be talking about how he is out of job.
I am grateful he got to tell that joke and the one about The Tonys because after the week we have been having, we all need to laugh and this did it for me.
Jeff Goldblum was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon wanted to know if he has a workout routine. The actor does, and it will make you body crack louder than all the fireworks on Independence Day. The first exercise he demonstrated, he does to crack his neck. Then the one he showed us afterwards is a half pelvic thrust and half Kegel. Does it matter what it does because you are cracking up so hard from watching him do it, you can’t do it. Even the NBC host couldn’t control his laughter long enough to try it out successfully.
After watching this, I desperately want The Fly to release an exercise video. Granted the only muscles of yours getting a work out will be your cheeks and stomach from laughing so hard. What can I say, Earth girls are easy!
Alexa PenaVega and her husband Carlos PenaVega announced on Instagram today that they are pregnant! Along with the photo, she said, “I cannot believe I finally get to say this… WE’RE PREGNANT!!! 🎉🎉🎉 It’s #ClearblueConfirmed that a little blessing is joining the PenaVega family!!! We can’t wait!!! #ItsHappening #HolyWow #LosForDaddyOfTheYear #ClearbluePartner.” While he said, “Breaking news! It’s #ClearblueConfirmed! There is going to be a new cool kid in town… And by cool I mean dorky just like their father. A little PenaVega is on the way!!! #ItsHappening #HolyWow #Imgoingtobeadaddy.”
These former Dancing with the Stars contestants are going to be so awwwwdorable as parents. I hope they decide to used their combined last names as their child’s first name. How cute of a name would VegaPena PenaVega be?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGsggALkv-d/ Nine Lives is coming out on August 5th and you can meet the stars of it on the red carpet. The family movie about Kevin Spacey being turned into a cat to reconnect with his family has teamed up with Omaze for a special cause.
You can enter to win a trip to the Los Angeles premiere and snuggle up with the film’s stars Nala, Waffles, Pudge, Lil BUB and Robbie Amell. OK, maybe not the last one because he is happily engaed, but still you can have some alone time with them all.
The first entry is free, but then there are a lot of perks if you enter more than once. With the money raised from it being donated to the ASPCA and Best Friends Animal Society, so that as many cats as possible can live out their Nine Lives.
My cat gave this two paws up!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGsaP0xih3s/ John Stamos stood in front of the Full House he used to live in yesterday, but something unusual happened. A meteor came out of the no where and blew him up. I guess you can say that is the first time he got a blow job he didn’t like.
