Anderson Cooper is co-hosting Live with Kelly and Michael this week and his mother Gloria Vanderbilt was on the show.
Can we just talk about the fact that Miss Vanderbilt is 92 years old? 92 years old! She is still as witty and as beautiful as ever, how can she be 92 when she looks like someone so much younger. There are people in their 50’s who don’t even look as good as her.
Anyways, she wants to be a grandmother and she wants her son to give her some grandkids. Something Ripa thinks would be a really good idea. So much so, she offered him up her womb to bear his child.
They should do it. Not do it, do it, to make the baby, but go to someone who can mix his sperm with her egg. Imagine how beautiful their kid will be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejjat9jWW0k
Yesterday on The Late Late Show, Jennifer Hudson and James Corden sang songs from the Public Domain and made them age appropriate for us.
They made Skip to My Lou something that we could skip to. Old McDonald is now a rap for our generation. London Bridges Falling Down is something we can get down to. But the last tune was by far the best. They turned Happy and You Know into a Gospel song and I felt the spirit! Did you feel it? Then clap your hands!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saOHKFWW3tU
Melissa McCarthy was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon challenged her to Lip Sync Battle. He won the first round by mouthing and acting out Melanie Safka’s I’ve Got A Brand New Pair Of Roller Skates. But she blew it out of the park when she lip synched Colors of the Wind from Pocahontas. It wasn’t as much the way she moved her lips as much as she everything; but the kitchen sink thrown at her and she kept on going as though none of that was happening. When the confetti stopped, there was no reason to ask the audience who won. It was obvious she was The Boss!
A drug smuggler thought he could sneak 400 grams of cocaine between his legs past security at the Barajas Airport but the Policía Nacional in Madrid, Spain were able to detain before he could get away. Proving smuggling drugs between your legs is a woman’s job. That’s because us women can detect when a man is stuffing. Hate to burst your sock, but we know.
Now, I feel I have to say, women do not try to hide drugs between your legs. Not only is it illegal, if the condom breaks it can be deadly.
Weird Al Yankovic was seen looking like an Adult Contemporary singer like Richard Marx instead of like the long haired Schlock Rocker he is. So are the curls gone? Thankfully, it is just a wig because the business man hairdo does not suit him. What do you think?
