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Anderson Cooper is looking even more whiter than usual
April 11th, 2019 under Anderson Cooper. [ Comments: none ]

I think we can agree that Anderson Cooper is the palest anchor on television and this Sunday he is going to be even whiter than that on 60 Minutes.

The Silver Fox flew to Europe to interview the cast and crew of Game of Thrones and they transformed him into a White Walker. Something he pretty much looks like without the makeup. With the makeup, he looks more like himself, so I am so confused. Can you tell when he is in full gear and when he is not?


What line from Gloria Vanderbilt’s book was too much for Anderson Cooper?
December 17th, 2018 under Anderson Cooper, Andy Cohen. [ Comments: none ]

Anderson Cooper was on Watch What Happens Live and a viewer wanted to know if his mom was going to write any more books. He said that he was unsure.

Then Andy Cohen asked his friend about proofreading one of Gloria Vanderbilt’s books. That book was about all of her romantic trysts throughout the decades. What son doesn’t want to read a book like that with a fine tooth comb? No son does.

Anyways, there was one line that really got to him. It was where his mom was describing the guy she was seeing at 87, yes 87, as “The Nijinsky of cunnilingus.” Cooper had to look up Nijinsky and cunnilingus. Nijinsky was considered the best male dancer before Mikhail Baryshnikov. If you don’t cunnilingus, then there is an unsatisfied woman in your life.

But the one who is a very satisfied woman is Gloria Vanderbilt, who was still getting more action at 87 than most of us at our age. Gd bless her.


Stormy Daniels talks about spanking Donald Trump’s yuge butt!
March 25th, 2018 under Anderson Cooper, Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]

Vanilla Anderson Cooper’s much hyped interview tonight on 60 Minutes was a let down, and it was not Stormy Daniel’s fault. Although she did give us some juicy details. Like she was not attracted to Donald Trump but she slept with him anyways. Once was enough because that was the only time they had sex.

Before they did the deed that changed her life forever, she spanked him with a magazine that he was on the cover. He was bragging about how he was featured in the magazine, so she said to him, “Someone should take that magazine and spank you with it.” He was shocked then he pulled down his pants and she whacked him a few times. Kind of like what he was going to do to her later, a few whacks.

I am sorry for all that she has gone through because of that night, but I am glad we are getting to know her. She is actually really funny and needs to crossover to sexless comedies.

Now I am off to pray that the spanking incident does not play a part in my dreams tonight.


Karen McDougal on the 10 month affair she said she had with Donald Trump
March 22nd, 2018 under Anderson Cooper, Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]

Back when Melania Trump was home nursing her newborn son, 2 women have said that they were having an affair with her husband. Stormy Daniels is going to tell her story to Anderson Cooper this Sunday on 60 Minutes, but Karen McDougal told hers to him tonight on CNN.

For an hour, she sat down with the anchor and told him how they met, how they carried out their affair, why she called it off and how her life has been since then. The two met when he filmed an episode of Celebrity Apprentice at the Playboy Mansion and she was a Playmate. They hit it off and he got her number. Next time he was in LA, she says he called her and they had a date alone in his bungalow. When she was got ready to leave, he offered to pay her. She was hurt that he thought that she was that type of girl and he told her she was special for not taking the money. Something Daniels also said happened on their first date.

She did not think she would hear from him again, but she did. For the next 10 months, she flew all over the US to be with him. She did feel guilty being with him because he was married, but she says they loved each other and he told her that all the time.

She was always afraid of it getting out and after 10 months of feeling guilty, so she broke it off with him. Since their affair ended, she did not think of talking about it to anyone. In 2011, she was being harassed by a few reporters, but denied the affair.

Then in 2016 when Trump was running for president, her friend was hinting about the affair publicly. At that point she realized she had to come forward and tell her story. She got a lawyer and he started to shop her story around. Even though she did not really want it to get out there. She says AMI was interested, but then dropped out. She was all ready to give ABC her story for free, but cold feet. When he got the nomination, AMI was interested again. She says they offered heath columns for her life story. They never kept their end of their bargain. Thus why she is talking to Cooper.

When it comes if she voted for him, she did because she is a die hard Republican. She is not coming forward now to ruin the president’s career, she does not want to ruin his life or her own.

She says she is different person now, she has gone back to her roots and her faith. She is coming forward now to get her truth out there and stand up for herself. She is not proud of what happened.

She has no regrets about her affair with him, except that he was married. She says he was always good to her. When it comes to Melania, she teared up as she told his wife, “I’m sorry.”

When it comes to how I feel about her interview, I believe her but I don’t have compassion for her. Not because she had an affair with married man, but she does not come off as sympathetic or likable. What did you think of the interview?


Stormy Daniels breaks her silence on 60 Minutes
March 21st, 2018 under Anderson Cooper, Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]

For weeks we have been hearing that Stormy Daniels sat down with Anderson Cooper for a 60 Minutes interview and told him about her affair with Donald Trump. For over a year, lawyers for the president have been trying to silence her, and she has been quiet. Something her lawyer says is null and void now because they confirmed that they bought her silence in 2016 before the election.

His lawyers do not think that is the case and threatened to sue her for $20 million if she talked. That was not enough for them because when they heard that she did an interview with Anderson Cooper, they did everything in their power to stop it.

It did not work because that interview is going to air as planned this Sunday at 7p. Although from this 10 second clip, it does not look like she is really going to break her silence.

Now, I just want to talk about Stormy for second. You know what, she is actually really funny. So funny, I think she should go into comedy. She could be as big as her breasts.


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