Anna Faris has a new Podcast coming out called Anna Faris is Unqualified Questionable relationship advice from completely unqualified Hollywood types, and yesterday she told James Corden on his Late Late Show about one of her callers. A man called up and said he didn’t know if his girlfriend was having a real or fake orgasm. She told him maybe you are watching too much porn if you expect her to sound like a dying hyena. Then she demonstrated what that sounds like. If Chris Pratt has to listen to that every time they have sex, then I feel sorry for him.
Talking about feeling sorry for some men, The Mom star made Joshua Jackson and the CBS late night host cry on the show. How? She used a crying stick. Maybe because they had some assistance, but they were better at faking their tears, then she was at faking her sex cheers.
It is Beiber Week on The Ellen DeGeneres and of course she made him prank some of her audience members. One time, she had him scare women as they went to the bathroom. Another time, she had him dress up as a security guard and welcome guests as they came in. It went so well, that she had him do it again as she told him what to do to them in his ear.
For some reason, people are willing to do whatever a security guard tells them do. No matter how outrageous it is. And he was able to basically molest the top of a guy’s head, get another one to follow his finger, and they saved the best for last. When he accidentally knocks a picture off the wall, Ellen tells him to get very upset about it. Lucky for them both, the woman was a very compassionate person and comforted him. So much so that when he asked her to spoon him, she did. And she didn’t even know who he was when she did it. How did she react when she found out? She was just as sweet.
It has been a while since any of the stars had to drop out of Dancing with the Stars due to health reasons, but this season they have had two. First Kim Zolciak, was eliminated when she couldn’t perform due to several mini strokes and an undetected heart ailment. Then this week, Tamar Braxton was rushed to the hospital just hours before the show. Even though, she was really sick, she made it back in time to the show to perform. After her performance, she went back to the hospital and they found she did not have pneumonia as they suspected, instead she had something a lot worse.
She explained on Instagram:
With a Heavy heart I regret to inform you that my season of #dwts has to come to an end along with the rest of my tour dates with @musicbykem. After yesterday’s final #dwts performance I went back to the hospital (after the doctors didn’t want me to leave in the first place) only to find out that I don’t have pneumonia but something way more serious and that is having several P.E.’s (blood clots in both sides of my lungs) As you all know I will be the first to always encourage anyone to push through any obstacle that comes along one’s way. But in this case, my health is my current obstacle. .. And in TRUE #tamartian form I must go about this the exact same way as I would anything else. I woke up to a mirror and saw myself this morning and that makes me the winner because that almost wasn’t the case. 🏆Take care of yourselves… I love you and thank you ALL for your support❤️ p.s. Big hugs and kisses to my boo @iamvalc for being beyond a friend, brother and the BEST partner EVER😘🙌🏽🙌🏾
Hopefully she will be better soon.
Now when it comes it to the show, at this time it is not known what they will do. Will they just not eliminate anyone on Monday night or will they bring back Alexa Vega to perform. We will just have to tune into find out.
Kaley Cuoco eyes were swollen when she showed up to work today, so she put an ice pack on them. As she was sitting on the couch unable to see anything, Jim Parson’s and this week’s director on The Big Bang Theory seemed to be saying with their body language what they really think of her. Good thing she can’t see what they are doing because she might not like it.
Of course they were kidding around because why else would she share the photo. Or maybe they told her they were joking around. What do you think?
