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Whose daughter bejeweled their dad better: Chris Pratt or Derek Jeter?
August 25th, 2023 under Better than..., Chris Pratt, Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]

Chris Pratt and Derek Jeter are girl dads, and that means that their daughters are going to dress them up like one. Whether they want to be or not.

Pratt has two daughters, Lyla Maria, 3, and Eloise Christina, 15 months, with Katherine Schwarzenegger. And Lyla decided to decorate her dad with pearls on his face.

As compared to Derek Jeter, who celebrated his oldest daughter’s 6th birthday and let his daughters, Bella Raine, 6, Story Grey, 4, and River Rose, 1, with Hannah Davis, cover his face with different jewels.

So, who wore it better? They both wore it beautifully because they are proud dads who want to make their little girls happy! Even if it made them unhappy!

Both men are not only surrounded by estrogen. The actor has a son, Jack, 11, and the baseball player is staying up late at night with Kaius, 3 months.


The cast of Super Mario Bros Movie sing the theme song with Jimmy Fallon and the Roots
March 10th, 2023 under Chris Pratt, Jack Black, Jimmy Fallon, Seth Rogen. [ Comments: 1 ]

Did you know that The Super Mario Bros Movie has a theme song? Well, it does. And yesterday on The Tonight Show, Chris Pratt, Jack Black, Seth Rogen, Anya Taylor-Joy, Fred Armisen, Keegan-Michael Key, and Charlie Day sang it acapella with Jimmy Fallon and The Roots.

I never thought that the song we hear when we play Super Mario Bros could be sung by humans. But it can. And I love it! So much so that I am dancing to it as I write this.


The new Super Mario Bros. Movie trailer includes more Chris Pratt talking
November 30th, 2022 under Chris Pratt. [ Comments: none ]

Today, they released a new trailer for The Super Mario Bros. Movie, and we get to hear Chris Pratt talk more as Mario. Although, you still can’t hear that much.

What my takeaway from the trailer is that this movie is better suited for kids than adults. But, then again, Super Mario Bros. turns adults into kids, so they will probably enjoy it too.

Did you enjoy it enough to go see the film when it comes out on April 7th?


I guess Mario isn’t going to sound Italian in The Super Mario Bros. Movie
October 6th, 2022 under Chris Pratt. [ Comments: none ]

Ever since Universal announced that they cast Chris Pratt in The Super Mario Bros. Movie, everyone is like how can he play the part, he is not Italian. Today we found out how they were able to get away with it. The videogame character will sound like he is a third generation American and not like he is fresh off the boat from Italy.

I know that makes sense because not all Italians sound like they should be in The Godfather. But, it is just that we assumed that is how Mario and Luigi sounded. On that note, where is Luigi?

One more thought. Damn you, Stormy Daniels, who else thought of Donald Trump’s penis when they saw Toad? Just me?


Chris Pratt says don’t call him Chris
July 7th, 2022 under Chris Pratt. [ Comments: none ]

There are a lot of Chrises in Hollywood. There is Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Chris Pratt, and Chris Rock. Not only do they share the same name, but they have so much in common.

Therefore, it would make sense that not all of them go by their first name. Chris Pratt is one of the ones who doesn’t go by Chris. He told Pop Culture Spotlight with Jessica Shaw that people call him Pratt or CP. In fact, when his Pastor called him by his given name, he told him not to do that because it felt so weird because no one calls him that.

Next time I interview him, I am going to call him Chris because he said not to do it. The same way that I called Mark Wahlberg Marky Mark. I don’t do well with people telling me not to do something.


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