If you are like me, then you are still missing Quantum Leap. We are not going to get the show back with new episodes, but we are getting the next big thing. That’s because we are going to see Sam and Al together again on NCIS: New Orleans.
According to Entertainment Weekly, Dean Stockwell will guest star on the season’s biggest new show sometime next month. EW says he “will play Tom Hamilton, a proud and spirited retired New Orleans cop who still has his wits about him. When confronted by investigators about a murder 40 years ago, he arrogantly pushes back using his knowledge and experience. Tom Hamilton is also the father of Councilman Douglas Hamilton (recurring guest star Steven Weber).”
Sounds like his character could be back working with Scott Bakula again at some point during the show’s run, which is perfectly fine with me. Quantum Leap wasn’t only great because of the storylines, it was also great because of the chemistry between the two actors. Something I can’t wait to see when the two of them share the small screen together again after 21 years.
How excited are you for this TV reunion?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqWOhS_ebS4
Before Mariska Hargitay was a detective on Law & Order: SVU, she needed a cop on Ellen. She is just as stunning now as she was when she was 32 in that 1996 episode.
When I was a little kid, Pete’s Dragon was my favorite movie. To this day whenever anyone mentions the film, it brings a smile to my face. That was until today because Variety is reporting that they are remaking it with Robert Redford. To make matters worse, Elliott the Dragon will be CGIed. Which means they probably will make him look more lifelike than the 1977 version of him. Which in turn will scare kids and not make it a classic like the original.
When will Disney realize that their biggest recent hits were not remakes, so they should stick to originals. To quote Frozen, when it comes to remakes “Let it go!”
If you have ever been on Hollywood Boulevard, then you have seen some people dressed as infamous characters like Darth Vader, SpongeBob SquarePants and Spider-Man to name a few, and you have to wonder what they are wearing under those costumes. Well Jimmy Kimmel revealed on Instagram what Chewbacca has under his fur and the answer…nothing! To me, that just makes them seem even creepier than I already thought.
But then again, it is so hot, you can’t blame them for going commando. You just didn’t want to know they are completely naked underneath those suits. But then again aren’t we all???
Finally, is it wrong for me to admit that I think he has a cute butt?
Ladies, if you are like me and hate giving your man a blow job, then there is a way you can give him the perfect one. Best part, you are not required to do it. What? Tell you all about it?
There is a new machine called the Autoblow 2, that simulates what we hate to do. So give him this present for the holidays, and you will won’t see him again until it completes its 2,000th job (Which should be just in time for next Christmas) on him. That’s because, that is life expectancy of the product. Then when it runs out, all you need to do is run out and buy him a new one.
So how much is this eighth wonder of the world, it retails for £144.95 ($232.83). That price is reasonable. Just trade in one of the diamonds he gave you to go down on him, and you won’t have to do it again. C’mon admit it; you totally made him give you gifts for that. I know I am not alone. Plus, now that he is occupied with his toy, you will have time to use his credit card to buy whatever your heart desires. And the best part is, you didn’t have to do anything to get it. Although, I guess you should get a present for Autoblow 2 because she is giving your mouth a much needed break.
Now boys, you won’t need to deal with a bitchy girlfriend or boyfriend again or even try to get one. All you have to do is go to the internet or watch your favorite movie, get out the Autoblow 2 and go to town. What more do you need if you have the Autoblow 2? Nothing! Well, maybe electricity to make her work! Oh, and lube. But once you have that, you are all set.
Plus, she swallows, so no mess clean up outside of her. Isn’t she the perfect date. You don’t have to wine or dine her, you just have to plug her in!
To the people who came up with the Autoblow 2, the world wants to thank for the best invention of this century. I don’t think there is anything that can top it. Do you?
