I have been obsessed with plagues ever since I was a little kid, so I have been avoiding the news coverage of Ebola because I knew it would frankly scare the crap out me. But what I do know about it, is that they have been going overboard and scaring everyone to the point that they think if they sneeze they have the deadly virus.
Well yesterday on Conan, the TBS show mocked how insane the news outlets have been going over this story. In the process of reporting the news, they have been making mistakes and they pointed that out too.
Not only are the news show going crazy over Ebola, so is the CDC. So they made sure to also point that out with a very heavy price.
This segment would be even funnier if it wasn’t so true. As I was posting the story, there was a report about a cruise ship being turned around because a woman who might, yes might, have handled that Dallas patient’s blood is on it. Mexico reportedly refused them entry. Which is crazy because she was already in quarantine on the ship.
I also would’ve personally laughed harder at this bit if I wasn’t a little over a mile away from their studio and sneezed as I was watching it. Achoo! Dang you Andy Ryechter, you better not have gotten me sick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSGFrT0d6x0
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Fox 17’s Kelly Smith was doing the weather and her newsteam decided to prank her on National Face Your Fears Day. The meteorologist is afraid of spiders, so they put video of the 8-legged bug in place of her graphics. What happens next will have you laughing loud as she is screaming in fear.
Dane Cook was on Watch What Happens Live and Andy Cohen asked him some tough questions. The Bravo host wanted to know who was the comedian’s worst on-screen kiss. He said it was Kate Hudson in My Best Friend’s Girl. Then he explained, “I think she purposely ate a feast of onions right before the scene. I had to burn her on that one.” I can’t blame her, if I had to kiss him I would do the same thing. Although, I would probably eat some garlic too.
Then Cohen wanted to know how many Groupies he’s been with and he said a few hundred. Are there that many desperate women who want to sleep with a celebrity that they would have sex with him? That is really sad for my gender. But then again, I think he is lying. Don’t you think he is exaggerating too?
http://instagram.com/p/uQAk8aIhxl/ The Rock is in Beijing to promote his movie Hercules and one of the reporters asked him to sing. What a Wonderful World it is, now that we have heard his beautiful singing. Who knew DJ has a voice like that? I say he needs to dump doing all of those action flicks, and do a musical next. Don’t you agree?
