Punxsutawney Phil was awoken early this February 2nd to see if spring is here to stay. Or would winter be forecasted for 6 more weeks from today. When he left the comfort of his tree, the sun did not cast a shadow on he. Then the crowd of 10,000 screamed with glee knowing winter’s days are a used to be!
Happy Groundhog’s Day to all and to all the spring collection is waiting for you at the mall!
Jennifer Lawrence was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live! yesterday and she admitted that she might’ve had a little too much to drink before she came out. A producer on the show made her down two shots of Tequila in the green room and she washed them down with a beer because she was nervous about being on the show.
Now when you had a little too much to drink, you have the tendency to be a little more honest than you normally would be. So when the ABC host asked her how she was doing with her walking pneumonia, she told him that she had a chest X-ray earlier in the day. It was then that the Oscar nominated actress made a revelation about her body. She said, “I discovered my breasts are uneven. That was all I saw.” She then added that while the doctors were fixated on her lungs, she asked them for their professional opinion about her positioning of her boobs. They never told her if that was the case, and now that you know that they are I bet you will put on your stethoscope and see if you can answer that question for her.
So look at her as she talks to Kimmel, and tell me do you think her breasts look uneven or are they even with one another?
Channing Tatum was on Late Night yesterday and Jimmy Fallon challenged him to a game of Sticky Balls. Basically the two men wear Velcro suits and throw little balls at each other. The person with more balls on his suit at the end of the game is the loser. You don’t want to watch this video to see who won, you want to check it out because Magic Mike was using his stripper moves to avoid getting balled over and they were magical!
BTW ever since Tatum shaved his head for some reason I think he looks like a huge pen!s. Wearing that yellow suit made matters worse for me. Now I know he looks like one!
Al Pacino was a guest on The Late Show yesterday and David Letterman had to remind him where he was and what he was doing. The CBS late night host asked him about The Godfather and he got so completely distracted, that Letterman had to try his hardest to get his attention back on him.
Then after a break the host brought out Kevin Spacey to do his best Al Pacino impression with Scarface there. Watch the video to see if he Kevorkianed aka killed it! Which you don’t need a House of Cards to tell you how it is going to turn out.
Steven Tyler came out and auditioned for American Idol yesterday. He did not audition as himself, but as a Dude who really Looks Like a Lady. In fact the former-AI Judge was so beautiful with all of the makeup, I think he should consider really becoming a lady! Don’t you agree?
BTW I wonder if Steven Tyler gave himself a creepy leer (hit on himself) after he saw himself in drag?
