Yesterday on Conan the TBS late night host brought back The Human Centipede Menorah and Conan O’Brien just had to put his head down in shame in embarrassment over this bit. As wrong as it is, it is one of the funniest things I have seen in a while. I mean you can’t help but laugh even though you know you shouldn’t.
BTW I wonder what the casting notice read to get people to fill the silver suits. Seeking males to wear skin tight suit that will be attached to person in front of him and a huge lighted candle above. Farters need not apply.
Nick Cannon was a guest on Howard Stern today and he admitted that Mariah Carey and him did not have sex until they got married. The America’s Got Talent host even admitted the most did before they tied the knot on April 30, 2008 was go to second base over her top. So for all of us who wondered why they got married after only dating for just 6 weeks, I think we now have our answer! And 4 and half years later they are still going strong with awwwwdorable twins to boot!
The second trailer is out for Man of Steel and you don’t need X-Ray vision to see how awesome this movie looks. I can’t wait to see Henry Cavill put on the red cape in the latest version of the superhero movie when it comes out on June 14th! I think this film will totally reboot the franchise.
The website for the new The Lone Ranger movie is PutOnTheMask.com and I think you should put on a blindfold instead if you are planning on going to see that movie when it comes out on July 24th. Seriously how awful does that movie look? It’s like they spit on the legacy of The Lone Ranger and Tonto to make that piece of sh!t.
Plus who is going to want to see Johnny Depp looking like crap? We only go to see his movies to look at his beautiful face not see it covered up with ugly face paint.
