Matthew Perry is a guest on Ellen today and he got very excited about something Ellen DeGeneres mentioned in her monologue. The daytime talk show host talked about a local service that sends out Topless Maids to clean your house. Well once the Friends star heard that he wanted her to Go On about their services. So much so that during a commercial break the two of them called 818-666-HUGE to learn more and sounded like he wanted to employee all of their girls to tidy up his messy house with their t!tties. You know Matthew, I am willing to save you a few bucks and clean your house topless. And in exchange I would like you to be topless too!!! I think that is fair exchange!
BTW I was happy to hear that they offer topless men to do the dirty work too because they are so much more useful than those strippers I hire to entertain me.
via TV Newser
Last week during the first Presidential Debate Mitt Romney said that he would stop funding PBS if he was elected even though he is a fan of Big Bird and the late night shows ran with that. SNL, The Tonight Show, Conan and so on all came up with spoof videos, so when I saw Barak Obama’s latest ad I thought it was a joke. I mean it seems more like something that those shows would do rather than what the President’s camp would do. Could be because I watched all of those fake videos before the real one. Doesn’t it almost feel like a joke to you.
And you better watch it while you can because Sesame Street wants to educate them on their stance on politics. Sesame Workshop posted this statement on their site, “Sesame Workshop is a nonpartisan, nonprofit organization and we do not endorse candidates or participate in political campaigns. We have approved no campaign ads, and as is our general practice, have requested that the ad be taken down.” It will be interesting to see if they do because I mean in their defense it was a smart thing to do after Big Bird’s boom after the debate. More people talked about our favorite yellow winged friend instead of the candidates for the next few days.
A man entered a roach eating contest in Deerfield Beach, Fl on Friday night and after he won the prize he went outside threw up and died according to WSVN. Edward Archbold, 32, ate dozens of roaches and worms to win a python, and for some unknown reason he passed away right after the contest. An autopsy is being performed to determine cause of death because eating cockroaches is not supposed to be deadly unless you are allergic to shell fish.
When I read this story all I could think is that the deaths like the one in Creepshow could be a reality. When I was younger (and even now) I could watch any horror movie, but you throw some bugs in it and I had my hand over my eyes and suffered from nightmares for weeks. So now that I know it is possible to die from a stomach full of the indestructible bug, I won’t be sleeping for very long time. Especially since I lived in Miami and I remember how big those suckers could be. I am so never going to get a good night’s sleep again because I will just picture myself being taken over by them and having them come out of my mouth like they did in the scene below.
Alanis Morissette is the mother to a 21 month old son and she doesn’t think that being a parent means you have to stop rockin’. So she has started ROCCK and aired a PSA for it during Jimmy Kimmel Live! Hopefully her ex Ryan Reynolds will be taking that course soon because he is going to need to know how to Rock being a stay-at-home single dad. Not that Blake Lively is pregnant or that they will likely split up. I am not saying that…
