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Watch this anchor struggle with Masterdating?
August 31st, 2023 under TV News. [ Comments: none ]

Fox Detroit 2 decided to have some fun, and they asked Lee Thomas to talk about Masterdating. The anchor was struggling to tell the story about the newest trend in dating, where you go out on dates with yourself and treat yourself to the gifts your partner would give you if you had one.

Why was this so difficult for him? Because Masterdating sounds a lot like masturbating. And boys will always be boys! But then again, I am a girl, and I would’ve been giggling throughout the story too!

And I just want to give a huge shout-out to Maurielle Lue for not helping her co-anchor. That made this even funnier!

Now, back to Masterdating. I have been doing that for years. Turns out I am a really shitty boyfriend.


Anyone else get turned on watching Craig Melvin eating a popsicle?
August 16th, 2023 under TV News. [ Comments: none ]

Al Roker posted a video of his Today co-anchor, Craig Melvin, eating a popsicle. And I am not sure it is safe for us to watch at work.

That is because he licks the tip of it until he is ready to put his whole mouth around it, and then he sucks on it. Kind of like how I do a blow job. Tell me I am not the only one who thought that when they watched this?

Yeah, it is a slow day. And this is how exciting as it gets.


Salma Hayek calls out George Stephanopoulos for being gray
June 14th, 2023 under TV News. [ Comments: none ]

Salma Hayek was on Good Morning America today to talk about playing herself in Black Mirror. And the hosts wanted to know how she feels about not seeing black hairs in the mirror.

The actress recently shared a photo that revealed that her hair is graying. However, she didn’t have grays on the news show. So what is her secret? It is mascara because she is too lazy to dye it.

After the actress revealed her secret, she said, “George [Stephanopoulos], you should try it.” He laughed, but you could tell he didn’t like what she said.

While he might not have liked being called out, I agree with Hayek. He has been gray since he started with GMA, and it would be nice for him to change it up. I mean, that show needs something to give it a jolt. It is such a vanilla snoozefest.


Breaking news! Chris Licht out of CNN!!!
June 7th, 2023 under TV News. [ Comments: none ]


A year ago, CNN hired an EP from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert to be the president of the network. And today. they parted ways with Chris Licht.

To say he fucked up the news network would be an understatement. He tried to make the middle-leaning network lean to the right. In recent weeks, he had two atrocious town halls with “presidential candidates” Trump and Nikki Haley. The latter led to CNN employees, former and current, being embarrassed to have worked there. Not only was the content shit, but the ratings were even worse.

Not one of his programming moves benefited the network. He moved Don Lemon from primetime to morning news, and viewers tuned out. Plus, we got to see what a sexist, agist dick Lemon is. So, he was fired from the network. The only good thing Licht did in his tenure at the 24-hours news network.

Another negative thing he did, is he told Lemon, Anderson Cooper, and Andy Cohen to be sober during the New Year’s Eve broadcast. It was a major bust.

Since they couldn’t drink on December 31st, let’s raise a glass to Licht’s departure.

I really hope CNN brings it back old school and hires an actual journalist to run the network and not another newsertainment guy like Licht and Jeff Zucker, like hooker.

We need to have a news network that is all about the news and not just talking heads that sound like they should be on a Peanuts cartoon.


Chuck Todd is out of Meet the Press
June 4th, 2023 under TV News. [ Comments: none ]

The good news is that Chuck Todd is leaving NBC’s Meet the Press after nine painful years. The bad news is that he will still be hosting the show for the rest of the summer.

In September, Kristen Welker, NBC News’ co-chief White House correspondent, will take over the show. And we wish her the best of luck.

Hopefully, she will be better than Todd. But, then again, he set the bar low.

2023 has been a good year for TV News. First, Fox News Channel fired Tucker Carlson. Then, that same day, CNN parted ways with Don Lemon. And today, Todd joins them on the unemployment line.

And that makes me ponder, who is next? So many awful candidates need to be shown the door.


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