Last week Screen Junkies asked Christopher Walken to read some lines from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and this week Hal Rudnick asked Mama June and Alana to read some of his classic words. Let just say it is totally awesome, so sit back and enjoy. I mean where else can these two worlds collide, not once but twice!
BTW I think that Screen Junkies missed a big opportunity by not have Mama and Honey Boo Boo read something from Gigli. He said something awesome in that movie, I just blocked it out like I did the movie.
Krysten Stewart plays the World’s Worst Roommate on Don’t Trust the B in Apt 23, and she told Playboy she once did something that was completely b!tchy to a former roommate from hell.
PLAYBOY: Who’s the bitchiest roommate you’ve ever had?
RITTER: When I was modeling I lived with eight to 10 girls in the modeling agency’s two-bedroom apartment, sleeping in bunk beds. It was crazy, but not as crazy as people want it to be. Sure, we’d go out and drink cosmos and dance on tables. But no sex with rappers or cocaine or eating disorders. I worked a lot, and there was one other girl who also worked a lot. She was the queen bee before I came along, and I think she didn’t enjoy that she wasn’t the only one anymore. She fucking hated me. I would play guitar on the patio—not late; we’re talking 8:30 to nine p.m.—and she would tell the agency I was keeping her up. I got in trouble for that. So I put roaches in her bed. You don’t fuck with a girl’s livelihood.
PLAYBOY: Where does a nice girl like you find a bunch of cockroaches?
RITTER: Well, it was New York City. They’re there. I found them with my girlfriend Charity, who was just bad news but in the best possible way. We caught the roaches and put them in the other model’s suitcase too, in hopes she would take them home and infest her house. I’m pretty ashamed of myself. [laughs]
OMG I hope the producers of the ABC sitcom read this and some how incorporate this story in a show. Could you imagine what they could do with this.
BTW you have to read the whole interview to find out if she wears underwear.
At least once a week Jimmy Kimmel Live will do a man on the street where they will ask everyday people what they think about different things. Yesterday he had someone go out in front of their studios on Hollywood Blvd and ask people walking by what they thought about the debate the day beforehand. Only thing is their interviewer was asking them about it at 2p and the debate was not happening for another 3, yes 3 hours later. So watch how they responded when they were asked what they thought of the Presidential debate that had yet to happen. I guess people will say anything just to get on TV. Is it wrong of me to hope that these are not the people voting for the next President? I mean I am uninformed on the candidates, but I will inform myself about them by the time Election Day is upon us in less than three weeks. I have to wonder if they will do the same.
BTW I so can’t wait for this sh!t to be over because I am so sick of hearing about it. It feels like we have been talking about it for the last two years because we pretty much have been.
Valerie Bertinelli was on Howard Stern‘s radio show today and somehow they got to talking about a$$ hair. For someone reason the Shock Jock was convinced that the Hot in Cleveland star has hairy butt and she was insistent that she doesn’t. I think she is telling the truth, but it was fun to watch their TMI conversation!
