I have said it before, and I will say it again, “I fucking love Valerie Bertinelli.” This morning, when she was on Today with Jenna and Sheinelle, she gave me another reason.
The actress was talking about her Lifetime movie Love Again, and she said two things she was not supposed to. Those two things were shit and fuck!!!
First, she was talking about working after grief and faking it so everyone thinks you are OK. She said, “I am one of those people that no matter what I am going through, I will put that happy face on so I don’t bring my shit to other people.”
Realizing that she cursed on live morning television, she apologized and said, “I am so terrible.”
She is not terrible. She will only be terrible if she swears again! And she would not do that.
But she did!!! When talking about whether she would want another partner, she told Jenna Bush and Sheinelle Jones, “I do miss that. But then there is another part of me that is like, I am so independent. I do everything on my own. So fuck that [?].”
Bush called her out on it, and the Hot in Cleveland star said she fears she will not be invited back.
Then she questioned what was wrong with herself before declaring, “It is the 66-year-old disease where you just don’t care what comes out of your mouth!”
If that is a benefit to getting older, I say, “Bring it on!” But then again, I don’t think Bertinelli, nor I, ever cared what comes out of our mouths!
I really hope they bring her back because we need more people on these morning shows who bring that kind of energy, the fuck it type of energy!
Drew Barrymore, Ross Matthews, and Valerie Bertinelli were all talking about sex dreams on her daytime talk show, and the Hot in Cleveland actress went there.
As in, she asked the host if she had ever had a sex dream where she climaxed. Well, at first, the woman who went on 50 First Dates answered the question honestly. But then, Matthews pointed out how brave Val is to open like that in front of everyone, as if it were no big deal.
Well, as soon as he said that, the women realized they were talking as though it was just them, and that is when Drew did a spit take, and Val turned bright red.
Personally, I love that they are so open like that. More women should feel comfortable to speak so freely about sex. We want it just as much as men. And I will be honest, the best conversations I have had about it were with other women at adult toy stores! For some reason, it felt like no big deal to talk about it, unlike when I am with other female friends. However, the men in my life have no problem discussing it so openly. Sorry for the tangent! But in the words of TLC, Let’s Talk About Sex!!!
Back to Bertinelli, when I was growing up, I wanted to be friends with her because she made Barbara Cooper seem so cool. And now hearing how open she is about everything, I want to be friends with her even more. The girl talk we could have would be so much fun!!!
When I was a kid, I would watch One Day at a Time, and I would want to be friends with Valerie Bertinelli. As I have gotten older, it is even more true!
Yesterday on The Drew Barrymore Show, Oliver Hudson brought up that his Instagram feed is full of ads for Ball Botox. Then Ross Matthews authoritatively chimed in and said that it is actually called Scrotox and men are getting it to remove the wrinkles.
As he was saying that, Bertinelli asked, “Why? Why? Who’s looking at them? Why? Aren’t your eyes closed?” Drew Barrymore agreed with her. As do I! And that is why I love Valerie so much because she says what we are all wanting to say.
Men want us to look at them as we have their testicles in our mouths, but really, they are in our mouths because we do not want to see them.
Unlike men, who look like this during oral sex. Robin Williams was such the genius, and we lost him way too soon.
Today is Valerie Bertinelli’s 65th birthday. However, you would not know it looking at the brand new senior citizen.
Not only is the actress hot in Cleveland, she is hot everywhere. She looks just like she did when she was on One Day at a Time. And she is aging one day at a time.
Happy birthday to the first actress I wanted to grow up to be. Now I want to grow old looking like her.
