When I was a kid, I would watch One Day at a Time, and I would want to be friends with Valerie Bertinelli. As I have gotten older, it is even more true!
Yesterday on The Drew Barrymore Show, Oliver Hudson brought up that his Instagram feed is full of ads for Ball Botox. Then Ross Matthews authoritatively chimed in and said that it is actually called Scrotox and men are getting it to remove the wrinkles.
As he was saying that, Bertinelli asked, “Why? Why? Who’s looking at them? Why? Aren’t your eyes closed?” Drew Barrymore agreed with her. As do I! And that is why I love Valerie so much because she says what we are all wanting to say.
Men want us to look at them as we have their testicles in our mouths, but really, they are in our mouths because we do not want to see them.
Unlike men, who look like this during oral sex. Robin Williams was such the genius, and we lost him way too soon.
Today is Valerie Bertinelli’s 65th birthday. However, you would not know it looking at the brand new senior citizen.
Not only is the actress hot in Cleveland, she is hot everywhere. She looks just like she did when she was on One Day at a Time. And she is aging one day at a time.
Happy birthday to the first actress I wanted to grow up to be. Now I want to grow old looking like her.
I have seen a lot of things on Daytime television, but I don’t think I ever saw a guest smell the host’s armpit. Have you?
Selma Blair was a guest on The Drew Barrymore Show yesterday, and she mentioned that her son liked to wear her jeans because he liked the way they looked on him. Then Valerie Bertinelli said that men’s tees are better than women’s. To which, Barrymore said she likes one with “a little bit of a smelly pit.” She wants to smell his pheromones when he is not with her.
At that point, the One Day at a Time star revealed that the host does not emit an odor. And to prove that she doesn’t smell, Drew had Selma smell her underarm.
How wild is all of that? I wish I didn’t have a scent. But then again, I am addicted to perfumes and wear them every day. So you can say I smell like roses. That is if I decided to wear a rose perfume that day.
Valerie Bertinelli never seems to age. Don’t believe me. Look at this empowering photo she shared of herself in just her underwear.
Along with the bathroom selfie, she wrote: “At some point I will talk about the madness my body has been through this year. But right now every lump bump wrinkle and saggy part of me just feels acceptance and simple appreciation to be standing in front of a mirror in a hotel bathroom in downtown Manhattan ready to color my roots late on a Monday night.”
Can you believe she will become a senior citizen in April? I don’t. The actress looks amazing, and it is mostly because she is comfortable in her skin. And she wants others to feel the same way.
