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Valerie Bertinelli has come a long way since her Jenny Craig days
October 3rd, 2023 under Valerie Bertinelli. [ Comments: none ]

Valerie Bertinelli was going through her closet, and she found the clothes she wore in her first Jenny Craig photoshoot in 2007. Since then, she has come a long way both physically and mentally, and she has a message for people who aren’t happy with their bodies.

“I found the clothes I was wearing in my very first before picture for Jenny Craig. It was these. This pink shirt and these jeans,” she said while looking in the mirror. “I have done so much emotional and mental work to recover from years of, ugh, pretending everything’s OK when it wasn’t.

“Health is not body size. Health is not that number you see on a scale. Your worth as a human being isn’t dictated by your body. It’s not defined by your body. I thought I was fat the last time I wore these clothes.

“I’ve never felt more beautiful, more at peace, more mentally and emotionally stable than I do today. And I’m wearing my fat clothes. That’s fucked up.”

It is fucked up that she felt that way. But I am happy she found her strength. And by finding it, she is inspiring other people to do the same!

We should feel comfortable in our bodies, no matter how big or small they are. We live in our bodies, and that is who we should live for. Not for anyone else but ourselves!


Do you agree with Valerie Bertinelli’s theory on Taylor Swift?
August 11th, 2023 under Taylor Swift, Valerie Bertinelli. [ Comments: none ]

Did you know that Valerie Bertinelli is a Swiftie? She is, and the actress has a theory about the singer, and she just can’t shake it off.

What is it? “Taylor Swift isn’t human?” the Hot In Cleveland star said. “There is no way. Like to write that many songs, good songs, great songs, constantly. Put that many albums out. And to perform for three and a half hours straight. It is straight, no breaks. Costume changes aren’t a break. She is not human. She’s just not. She is not real. So all of us Swifties out here, we are worshipping someone is who is not real.”

Do you agree with Bertinelli? She knows what it means to be a musician because she was married to Eddie Van Halen, one of the greatest guitarists who ever lived. Thus, she would know if someone is real or a robot.


Valerie Bertinelli accidentally gave herself a past hairstyle
January 9th, 2023 under Valerie Bertinelli. [ Comments: none ]

If you have been on TikTok recently, then you probably have seen women give themselves the Wolf Cut. Basically, you bring all of your hair forward in a ponytail on the top of your head and then cut the ends in a straight line. Then when you take the ponytail out, you get a cool layered haircut.

Valerie Bertinelli saw one of those videos and decided to try it. How did it turn out? It looks a lot like her hairstyle from the final years of One Day at a Time in the ’80s.

While the actress is not happy with the final results, I love it and think it looks fantastic.

Can we talk about how the 62-year-old hasn’t aged since she had that hairdo when she was 22?


Valerie Bertinelli is ‘happily divorced’
November 22nd, 2022 under Valerie Bertinelli. [ Comments: none ]

While 11/11/11 is lucky for you and me, 11/22/22 is lucky for Valerie Bertinelli. That is because Tom Vitale signed the divorce papers today, and now they are no longer married.

The actress made a video and said with pure joy, “On 11/22/22, I am officially f**king divorced! Happily divorced. I’m divorced. Finally! It’s finally over.”

Bertinelli and her ex-husband were married in January 2011. She filed for legal separation last November and in May, she filed for divorce.

Now, she is free to marry again. But I think that is the last thing on her mind. She just wants to celebrate with her son Wolfie, who she is going to visit.

Congrats, Valerie! Enjoy being single!


Valerie Bertinelli seems to confirm she had a makeout session with Matthew Perry
October 27th, 2022 under Matthew Perry, Valerie Bertinelli. [ Comments: none ]

Matthew Perry has a tell-all coming out, and he is telling all in Friends, Lovers and the Big Terrible Thing. He talks about his drug use, getting clean, and his torrid affairs with legendary actresses like Julia Roberts.

However, one of them was an affair because the actress was married at the time that they got together for one night.

Perry and Valerie Bertinelli starred in the failed sitcom Sydney, and the actor wanted to be more than friends with his co-star, who was married to Eddie Van Halen at the time.

According to an excerpt that Page Six got their hands on, Perry fantasized about her leaving her husband for him.

Then one night, he was at the Van Halens, and the guitarist drank too much, so he passed out. Perry decided to seize the night, and the two had a makeout session while her husband lay passed out 10 feet away from them.

That was their one and only encounter, and the show was cancelled four weeks after that fateful night.

Is this story true? Bertinelli posted a video on TikTok and wrote, “Anyone misbehave in their 20’s and 30’s. Are you mortified?” The actress seems embarrassed by what happened that night.

I say, “It happens. We all misbehave.” Even when we get older. I know I am still a bad girl! It is human nature to be bad because it feels so good.

The important thing is that we learn from our mistakes.


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