Remember a few months ago when they announced that Ariana Grande was going to do American Horror Story, and you were like, “Why? She is too big for that?” Well, it turns out that she is.
Not really. But she will not be part of the upcoming 13th season (Is it really only season 13?). Why? According to Deadline, due to some of her rescheduled Eternal Sunshine Tour dates, she is unable to film on the dates they asked for.
The trailer is out for the second part of American Horror Story: Delicate. In it, we see Kim Kardashian kiss Emma Roberts. And I thought that was going to be the headline.
However, good things come to those who wait. At the end of the teaser, Roberts tells Kardashian, “You’re a monster.” And she responds with, “Oh, no, babe. I am so much worse than that.”
The first trailer is out for the new season of American Horror Story. And the best part is that Kim Kardashian is barely featured.
So in my mind, that must mean she sucks so bad they couldn’t find enough decent footage to use of her for it. And I am going to stick with that.
When it comes to the season’s plot, it looks like it is the story of a woman who wants to get pregnant. And when she does, she is carrying a demonic child that wreaks havoc on her and everyone else around her.
Been there, seen it. Next. It works as a 90-minute movie but not as a series.
Are you going to watch it when it debuts on September 20th on FX?
Ever since Kim Kardashian came onto the scene, we have been living an American horror story. So it would make sense that Ryan Murphy would ask her to be in American Horror Story.
Today, FX released the first look of the non-actress in the role. And I have no reason to watch.
But then again, has there been a reason to watch in over a decade?
I honestly do not remember the last time American Horror Story was good. But, then again, I do not remember the last time I watched it either on FX.
And I will not be watching season 12. Why? Because Kim Kardashian announced this morning that she is going to be starring in the “delicate” season with Emma Roberts.
Why do people cast her to act when it is just another thing she cannot do? I bet you Ryan Murphy will find a way to incorporate North West because she is a fan of horror and special effects makeup.
