We have heard that actresses like Teri Hatcher were forced to wear pasties on their shows because the network found their nipples to be distracting, but we never heard that was the case for any actors. That is until Anthony Anderson told Conan O’Brien that NBC ordered him to wear them because his nipples were poking through the T-Shirts he wears on Guys with Kids. I have watched every episode of the show and never once focused on his pokies, have they attracted your attention on the show that airs Wednesdays at 8:30p?
So if networks are now asking actors to wear pasties, what’s next will they be forced to wear cups so their pen!ses don’t show. I mean it is the only reason to watch Mad Men, you know to see if you can Jon Hamm’s ham!
As a woman I think we need to stop this atrocity now and tell the networks we want to see men’s nipples and their pen!ses. I am still pissed they re-shot the pilot for Three Rivers and took away chance for us to see the outline of Alex O’Loughlin’s Hawaii Five-0 that was more like eight if you know what I mean!
Shortly after Lindsay Lohan finished shooting Liz & Dick, she started filming The Canyons. Well the cameras stopped rolling on that movie a few months ago, but that doesn’t mean she was done working on it. Last night Bret Easton Ellis went all American Psycho on her when he Tweeted this “Patrick Bateman has just headed over to Lindsay Lohan’s hotel to confront her as to why she missed her fucking ADR on ‘The Canyons’ today…” No reason was given why she didn’t show up for work, but let’s be real it is just Lindsay being Lindsay.
BTW who else thinks that maybe she needs someone like Patrick Bateman to finally get her life into much needed shape.
Conan O’Brien wants Night Of Too Many Stars to raise $100,000 before it even airs Sunday on Comedy Central at 8p, so much so that if that happens he promises to do a whole episode of Conan with a full body spray tan. So if you want to see his skin with some color for once then donate some money on Team Coco or text CONAN to 50555 to give $10 and reply YES when prompted. If you give over $100 to the cause you will get a limited-edition DVD of Game of Thrones featuring commentary by Tracy Morgan and J. B. Smoove. So what are you doing still reading this and not giving at least $10 to two worthy causes, autism and seeing Conan O’Brien with a fake tan.
BTW you know what would totally sweeten this deal, is if the Tanning Mom was the one who applied the skin dye on him. How hot would that be?
Before Jenna Dewan was all for Adam Levine in American Horror Story, she was dancing for Janet Jackson in All For You. She looks the same now as she did when she was 20 in that 2001 music video.
(She is the one in the white cropped tank top to Janet’s right)
