Last week Nancy Grace seemed to have had nip slip on Dancing with the Stars, but she says we saw a pasty and not her nipple. And now yesterday it sounds like she farted, but I am sure she will say that was just her pasty rubbing against her dress that caused that sound. In a week she has a had an alleged nip slip and a supposed fart, what will she do next week? A Marie Osmond? A Steve-O?
Tonight on Jimmy Kimmel Live he will reference both faux pas by saying, “Nancy Grace dedicated her dance last night to her twins – but not the ones that popped out of her dress last week. The ones that popped out of her pants four years ago.â€
And it wasn’t only Nancy that fell from Grace in Kimmel’s eyes, here is what he said about her competitor Chaz Bono “Chaz Bono had the lowest score by far last night – but once again, he escapes by the newly-grown hair on his chinny-chin-chin.†Ouch and true, but most ouch! Seriously the ABC host is on fire like Kristin Cavilari’s dancing shoes will be when the show airs at 12m.
Before Jane Lynch was torturing kids on Glee, she was just torturing one kid on Married…with Children. She looks the same now as she did when she was 33 in that 1994 episode.
Lily Tomlin was on The Late Late Show yesterday and Craig Ferguson offered her three choices at the end of her interview. She could either choose mouth organ, awkward pause or the big cash prize and she went with the last option which was $50 big bucks. All she had to do was answer one question and how she answered it left her wishing she was really was The Incredible Shrinking Woman because I am sure she felt 6″ tall after her response.
Robert Greenblatt is the new head of NBC and I have not been a fan of his network leadership since he didn’t bring Queer As Folk back for another season on Showtime when he was running the network there.
Now I am not respecting his decision because he has opted to pick up the unfunny comedy Whitney for a full season that proves that not all comedians can act. Case in point Whitney Cummings who doesn’t know that she crosses a line where you can take a joke and if you watch the show you realize that she also can’t deliver a punchline because she can’t act. Yes most comedians are successful when they cross over from the live stage to the taped one like Ray Romano, Jerry Seinfeld and Robin Williams, but Cummings is far from that list to me.
NBC also picked Up All Night for the full season, the first Christina Applegate show I have no interest in watching. I guess what else do they have…Free Agents?
Now that was the good news, I guess. Here is the bad news. NBC has decided to pull The Playboy Club for its schedule thus giving in to the PTC. Hey PTC watch Whitney, it is more vulgar than anything you ever saw on TPC.
I guess I should be grateful that NBC made the decisions that they did because I was watching the pulled show and not watching the renewed one. So that means 1 hour I get back in my life! Thanks Greenblatt, you love to cancell the shows I watch and renew the ones I don’t. Still bitter over Dead Like Me and QAF!
UPDATE: NBC will be airing Prime Suspect on Mondays at 10p in TPC’s slot until October 31 when Rock Center with Brian Williams debuts.
The Simpsons is in its 23rd season and the show still makes me laugh! On Sunday’s (yes I am behind on my viewing) Superintendent Chalmers was in charge of The Breakfast Club and he went into the wrong room. That brilliant little flashback gives new meaning to “Just me. Just you and me. Two hits. Me hitting you. You hitting the floor. Anytime you’re ready, pal” and I am OK with that! C’mon admit you can’t stop watching it, just like you can’t watch stop watching the coming of age John Hughes movie we all aspired to be at least one of the characters! Who did you want to be?
