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Robert Smith has always had an interesting hairstyle, but now the Freakshow just looks like a long deserted bird’s nest. There is no Cure for that untamed Forest, I think the only way to tame it would be to chop it all down. Can some one please show him how to use a brush because it doesn’t look like he has used one since his mother sang him a Lullaby to go to sleep. It is so bad that Donald Trump wrote him a Lovesong because he no longer has the worst hair in show business.
Robert Smith the only way I want to see Pictures of You is if you did something to control that hairdo that makes Edward Scissorhands’ look sleek. And remember if you go to the barber, Boys Don’t Cry!!!
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Tori Spelling is pregnant with her third child and she is showing off her growing belly in a black bikini during a family trip to the beach. It is not her baby bump that makes me feel like the first picture, but it is the two lady lumps above them. Seriously why hasn’t she gotten those things fixed by now?
Tonight at 10p Lifetime has a new take on the popular weight loss shows. Love Handles: Couples in Crisis looks at couple who need to take off the pounds to make their relationships work, but that isn’t the only problem that is hurting them. So besides learning ways to take care of their bodies, they learn ways to take care of their souls. You watch as they struggle to become the new and improved individuals and lovers! They come out of this show better than they were before on both the inside and outside and what more do you need from a weight loss show?
Could you imagine Footloose without Kevin Bacon? Well according the actor, who is six degrees from every actor in Hollywood, that was almost the case. He told Details magazine, “Craig Zadan, one of the producers on both films (referring to the sh!tty remake that’s coming out in the fall), actually found my screen test in a vault and sent it to me. What had been going on back then was the producers and the director wanted me, but the head of the studio famously said, ‘He’s just not fuckable.’ So they went and did their own screen test. Watching it, I got a chance to see this kid with this hunger and ambition and energy. There were parts of myself that I didn’t even recognize. You could just see that I was going to fuckin’ go in there and kill it.” Thankfully he nailed the screen test because he is the only actor that I could ever see playing Ren McCormack.
BTW according to Rob Lowe’s must read autobiography Stories I Only Tell My Friends, he auditioned for the role, but he blew his knew and the audition when he attempted that infamous slide that Bacon perfected!
