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What happens when Family Feud asks where Pinocchio stuck his nose?
May 17th, 2017 under Family Feud. [ Comments: none ]

Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “Name something Pinocchio might stick his nose in to?” Chon told him, “My business,” and that gave her family member an idea. That’s because Dedric channeled his bad side as he said, “Well Dedric Monster, is going to say, ‘His old lady, Steve!'”

Was that answer on the board? Barely, but 3 at least other people have naughty minds just like Dedric Monster and us! My mind is so dirty, I would be screaming, “Lie to me, Pinocchio. Lie to me,” over and over if I ever came face to well, you know where, with him! If only we could do the same with real men!


Steve Harvey wrote a total d!ck letter to his talk show staff
May 11th, 2017 under Family Feud. [ Comments: none ]

At the start of the season Steve Harvey reportedly wrote a letter to his talk show staff and you will never look at him the same way. The email was obtained and shared by Robert Feder and you know his staff couldn’t wait to share his below demands as soon as he was out of there and they were out of a job.

Good morning, everyone. Welcome back.

I’d like you all to review and adhere to the following notes and rules for Season 5 of my talk show.

There will be no meetings in my dressing room. No stopping by or popping in. NO ONE.

Do not come to my dressing room unless invited.

Do not open my dressing room door. IF YOU OPEN MY DOOR, EXPECT TO BE REMOVED.

My security team will stop everyone from standing at my door who have the intent to see or speak to me.

I want all the ambushing to stop now. That includes TV staff.

You must schedule an appointment.

I have been taken advantage of by my lenient policy in the past. This ends now. NO MORE.

Do not approach me while I’m in the makeup chair unless I ask to speak with you directly. Either knock or use the doorbell.

I am seeking more free time for me throughout the day.

Do not wait in any hallway to speak to me. I hate being ambushed. Please make an appointment.

I promise you I will not entertain you in the hallway, and do not attempt to walk with me.

If you’re reading this, yes, I mean you.

Everyone, do not take offense to the new way of doing business. It is for the good of my personal life and enjoyment.

Thank you all,

Steve Harvey

I get that Harvey works a lot, he has his radio show, Family Feud, the talk show, Little Big Shots, Celebrity Family Feud, screwing up the Miss Universe winner and Showtime at the Apollo, but his staff spends a lot of their time making sure he looks good on TV. Working on a talk show sucks big balls. Thus, for him to be so rude his staff is totally messed up.

If he cannot handle them trying to get a minute with him when they can, then he should quit the job. Which he technically did because he is moving his show from Chicago to Los Angeles next season. Do you think he offered to take his staff like Conan O’Brien, Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon did when they switched shows and/or locations? According to Feder, he didn’t.

After hearing that and reading that letter, I am done with him. I am sick of them having a nice guy on camera persona only to find out they are d!cks in real life.

Now, the letter could be a forgery, but as of now he is yet to deny it. Until then, I will be boycotting his shows.

What do you think of his letter?

UPDATE: Steve Harvey confirms he wrote the letter and explained to Entertainment Tonight’s Kevin Farzier why he wrote it. He said, “I just didn’t want to be in this prison anymore where I had to be in this little room, scared to go out and take a breath of fresh air without somebody approaching me, so I wrote the letter.” Then he added. “I don’t apologize about the letter, but it’s kind of crazy what people who took this thing and ran, man. I appreciate you asking me.”

What he doesn’t understand is they have a job to do and they needed to get a hold of him when they could. If they acted on their own without his approval, then imagine the emails those workers would have gotten. Something like the one his friend, 45, writes to the FBI Director.


Maury Povich is no fan of David Letterman
April 20th, 2017 under David Letterman, Family Feud, Talk Shows. [ Comments: 8 ]

Maury Povich was on The Steve Harvey Show and the host wanted to know if it is true that his guest does not get along with David Letter. Not only is it the truth, he explained why.

Back in the ’80s and ’90s, Povich says that the The Late Show host had a thing for his wife, Connie Chung, and would never get his first name right when she was on the show. In fact, one time when Letterman was out on a story with Chung, he saw Maury’s photo on a moving bus and was like I take this guy’s wife out and her husband rolls on by.

Not only that, whenever Povich would accompany his wife to the show and wait in the green room, the late night host would never come visit him.

How does the whose your daddy host feel about his enemy now? He is glad that he still on TV while Letterman is not and doesn’t look like his arch nemesis. Who knew he had so vicious side? I guess he learned a thing or two from his guests.

I don’t know about you, but I want to see these two guys duke it out, Daytime Talk Show style! I wonder who would win? Povich of course!


Watch this guy sex up Family Feud!
March 8th, 2017 under Family Feud. [ Comments: none ]

Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “Name a way a woman knows her date is going in for a kiss?” Kris suavely answered his question with, “Well, Steve, I’ll say, when he adjusts his position to her.” We know what he means, Harvey knows what he means, but the judges don’t know what he means.

Therefore, the host asked him to explain it a little bit better. Not only did he repeat what he said, he showed us what he meant. Daphne and him assumed the positions as he smoothly moved his way towards, meaning he was ready to do one thing and one thing only! Go in for that kiss and she is willing to her laugh her a$$ off at him for trying that sh!t on national television.

But hey, he showed us how he does it. Ladies, how do you know your man is going for the kiss? I always knows because he lick their lips so sexily.


Is this on the best answers ever on Family Feud?
January 7th, 2017 under Family Feud. [ Comments: none ]

Steve Harvey asked, “We asked 100 married men, name one thing your wife likes better than you?” The first two guys up at the buzzer answered, “jewelry” and “clothes,” and neither was on the board. Then the Family Feud host went to teenager Tre and he said, “Another man!”
Harvey and the other two men felt the pain of the answer which shockingly also wasn’t up there. What was the first answer that was up there that someone guessed? “Kids”
I still think, “another man,” should’ve been up there, but I guess the husband really is always the last to know!


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