There is a new birth control implant that men can get in their scrotum that stops the flow of sperm. The device was created by a carpenter and it works with the push of a button. We can’t get a man to put on condom, how can we trust him to push the button. Although, as a woman, I know how to push all of a man’s buttons!!!
Now back to the device, I didn’t know about it until Steve Harvey talked about it on his daytime talk show. Being a man, the concept of putting a button in his scrotum made him very uncomfortable. Kind of like women watching that Doritos commercial during the Super Bowl.
Family Feud asked on 100 men, “You kiss a woman’s cheek on the first date. Where do you kiss her on the third?” Rod Stowers anxiously buzzed in and said, “On the lips!” When that answer was the #1 answer on the board, he did a happy handshake with his brother. Even though, that is not the lips I get kissed on a third date, but that is for another post!
Rod’s sister Letitia, is a lot like me. When Steve Harvey asked her the question, she said, “Breastesess!” Yes, it was on the board! Although, I think that is a second date thing, but some girls like to wait until the third.
Was the other lips on the board? I don’t know! I also don’t know if a$$ was on there, but that you men must start kissing before you even get to the lips above the equator. That is if you want to get to everything in between.
As we know, Steve Harvey accidentally announced that Miss Colombia won Miss Universe instead of Miss Philippines and because of that she thought she won the crown for a minute.
Well, last week the loser confronted him on his show, and yet she was very civil to him. Ellen DeGeneres and I disagreed with her reaction and the female daytime host made a video showing how the runner-up should’ve greeted the Family Feud host.
It might not be the real thing, but it is pretty gosh darn close.
Steve Harvey asked the contestants, “Name something that men love to discuss that starts with the letter ‘c’?” First he asked Anthony and he said, “camping.” That answer was not on the board. Then he asked Father Matt and he said, “corny.” Again the answer was not on the board.
Now it was time for Mark; and the host was basically just daring him to go there when he said to him, “Now listen to me, if you say anything remotely close to corn or camping, I swear to Gd, I am going to slap you as hard as I can.” So what else could he do? Mark went the complete opposite way when he guessed, “Well, my wife is not going to say it, but guys like to talk about c^nts.” Then he added, “I had to take it for the family. Someone had to say it. I had to take it for the family. It is just embarrassing to say.” What makes it even funnier and more embarrassing for him, is that he was standing next to a man in a collar as he said it. And Father Matt just stood there, clapped and laughed because what else could he do.
When it comes to Harvey, he didn’t stand there and wait to see if the Nathan Family got their third strike. He walked over to the other family to ask if the C-Word was on the board. Sadly, it was not. But who cares, someone actually guess the C-Word on Family Feud!!!
I so love this show because you never ever know what they are going to say.
Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “Name something a man sees his wife buy that makes him nervous?” When he got to Wesley, the contestant couldn’t wait to say, “dildo,” with a huge mischievous smile on his face. As soon as Harvey heard the answer, he just stood there in shock and Wesley loved every second of it. Then it was time for the game show host to see if the answer was on the board, so in his best high pitched, whisper voice he said, “a dildo!” Sadly, it was not up there, but it should’ve been. You never know what or who she might be using it for/on.
It isn’t only the answer that was so great, it was how cute Wesley looked as and after he gave it.
Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “Name something that is long and wet?” The two male contestants that were up front did not have an answer because they were thinking the same thing we were all thinking and they didn’t want to say pen!s on national television. It is the only thing I could of think of, can you think of anything else that it could be?
WME IMG Chief Content Officer, Mark Shapiro, who was in charge of Miss Universe, talked to CBS Radio’s Jim Rome today about Steve Harvey’s mess up that was heard around the world Sunday night.
Rome explained how he felt about what happened and what was on the card, “It just was a flat-out mistake. I mean, on the left side of the card, and it’s been tweeted around, obviously, it says Third Runner-Up: USA, Second Runner-Up: Miss Colombia, and then, on the right side of the card in big letters, it says 2015 Miss Universe and right underneath it, Philippines,” Then he admitted they should make it a little easier for the next host.
Could it be Steve Harvey again? He said, “Absolutely, absolutely. If anything, I’m sure FOX would support it, because as I said, he did a great job. He was funny, he was informative, he’s high energy, he’s got a great following. Then he added, “I definitely want him back, and I would hate to see him not come back. He’s going to want a shot to redeem himself.”
I hope they have him back because it would be fun to see if he would do it again. Which I would want him to do because I am sadist and like watching people suffer. I mean to go from winner to runner-up in front of the whole world has got to suck for them but it is fun for us!
Steve Harvey hosted the Miss Universe pageant tonight and he announced that Miss Colombia was the winner. Only problem is that she was the runner up and Miss Philippines was the actual winner. So the host had to come out and tell the world about his mistake.
After the show was over, he Tweeted his apologies. He said, “I’d like to apologize wholeheartedly to Miss Colombia & Miss Philippines for my huge mistake. I feel terrible. Secondly, I’d like to apologize to the viewers at that I disappointed as well. Again it was an honest mistake. I don’t want to take away from this amazing night and pageant. As well as the wonderful contestants. They were all amazing.”
Maybe because I am such a fan of Harvey’s, I am not upset with his mistake. He is human and it can happen to almost anyone. Plus, now we are actually talking about the pageant. Had he not messed up, would we have even cared that happened.
UPDATE: Steve Harvey took part in a press conference after the show and he explained how he messed up who won Miss Universe. Basically he read the top of the card that read Miss Colombia, Ariadna Gutierrez’s name and didn’t see that she was first runner up. The winner’s name was on the bottom of the card, so that is what happened. They should’ve just had the winner’s name on the card just like awards shows and he would not have messed up.
Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “We asked 100 married men. If you take Viagra, name someone you hope your wife doesn’t blab it too?” Most people would say Priest, parent, friends and/or co-workers, but not Vernon. He guessed, “Mistress!” If your wife is telling your mistress that, you have much bigger worries to worry about. Like, the Mrs is also telling your side piece what of yours she is sending over to her place because she is kicking your a$$ out.
Having said that, you have to respect Vernon for being that naive about why his answer was so wrong. Even after Harvey tried to explain it to him. His spouse is lucky to have him because you know he is not going to cheat on her. At least not anymore.
Most contestants on Family Feud express themselves with their answers, but Anthony Schiano uses his whole body to do it. When Steve Harvey asked him, “We asked 100 men fill in the blank, my wife’s bottom is so big that at parties we can blank on it?” When it was Anthony’s turn, he acted out his answer, “We can eat,” as he said it. Then when it was on the board, he did his best Leprechaun dance as he asked his family if they wanted to play. Yet, he calmly said, “We are going to play.” The game show host was as shocked as everyone else when he responded so matter of factly after being all hyper, but that is what makes the contestants on this show so much more fun than the others.