Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “Name part of your body that looks bigger when you are nude than when you are dressed.” Curtiss took one for his sons and responded with, “The man’s private parts.” Then the Abraham of Family Feud got all red as he nervously laughed about his honest answer.
So was his sacrifice worth it? Yes, Weapon of Mass Destruction was on the board!!!
Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “Name something that has to be licked?” Gene in his very deep voice said, “A woman!” And with that he has a whole new whole fan base of women who are in love with him. But ladies, sorry to tell you, he is taken. His wife Debbie, was so excited by his answer that she couldn’t stop laughing and gave him a high five. I am sure later on that night, she gave him a low one. Even though the answer was somehow not on the board. What was up with that that?
Some might say they don’t make game show hosts like they used to, but I say that Steve Harvey is better than all of them. The Family Feud host is warm, charming, very funny and self deprecating in a non-harmful way to them and to himself.
Recently on the game show he asked the contestants, “Give me a place where people pour their hearts out to a complete stranger.” When he got to Barry, the contestant said with pride “the doctor”. Harvey then asked him how sure he is that the answer is on the board? Barry started giving off percentages, and Steve kept telling him to go higher until he reached 100%. The reason why, the answer was already on the board. Harvey could’ve just told him that, but he had some fun with him and the audience until he realized his mistake.
It is his quick thinking and funny responses like that which is why I declare him the best game show host ever. Don’t you just love him?
Steve Harvey asked the contestants, “Name something that only takes 2 people to do, but it is even more fun when more people join in?” Deleta didn’t hesitate to buzz in. As soon as the host of Family Feud gave her the go ahead, she screamed with excitement, “Sex!” So he asked her nervously, “You and Carl (her husband) got something y’all wanna tell us?” She boasted, “45 years!” Then her son screamed out, “I don’t want to hear that.” Imagine if she said something else. That poor kid would be scarred for life. Although the plus side for them is that they would probably be the most popular couple in town, so it might’ve been worth it.
In case you were wondering, sex was on the board. Shockingly it wasn’t #1 because I can’t think of any other answer to that question. Can you?
Steve Harvey asked Anthony, “You never want to shake hands with someone right after they do what?” The 16 year old excitingly told the Family Feud host, “Masturbate!” His proud family gave him high fives, hugs and told him good answer as the audience stood up to show how thrilled they were with the answer.
So was his good answer on the board? Shockingly, no. What’s up or should I say down with that? I know I wouldn’t want to shake hands with someone who just finished shaking himself. Would you?
Family Feud asked the contestants, “Name something that is hard to do with your eyes open?” Rell proudly said, “Read!” His family applauded the answer as the audience laughed hysterically. Steve Harvey was so flabbergasted by the answer that he walked over to make eye contact with Rell’s grandmother to get her reaction to his response. She just laughed in shame because what else could she do.
So you have to wonder how did this guy get into college? Don’t you have to be able to read with your eyes open in order to take the tests and fill out the applications to get in? More importantly, don’t you have to read to with your eyes open to stay in school?
On a positive note, at least he didn’t say drive. That is scary on a completely different level.
On an even more positive note, at least the answer wasn’t on the board.
Family Feud asks the questions you want answered, but you would never ever ask anyone to find out what they are. The latest question added to their ever expanding list is, “We asked 100 men, name something that you might like about living life as a woman?” Without any hesitation, Tommy hit that buzzer and exclaimed, “Have my own breasts!” Steve Harvey just lost it, and screamed yes multiple times as if he already had them to play with.
So was the answer on the board, it was #1 of course.
I know I am being a female chauvinist pig, but I think if men had their own breasts, they’d never leave the house. Granted, now I have to wonder why men with moobs, don’t play with them all the time? Or do they?
So men, I ask you, what would you might like about living life as a woman?
Remember the first time you were told to try Sushi, you were like “ew, gross?” Well, imagine if you are Amish and you never heard of the Japanese dish, how would you react? Steve Harvey decided to get the answer to that question on his show today with two of the stars from Breaking Amish. Matt acted just like we did, but maybe even a little worse because we are used to it in out society by now.
Now when it comes to the dinner table being turned on Harvey, he acted the same way as Matt when he tried Amish food. And we would too because we always get grossed when we are told to try a new food we are not used to.
But it is still fun to watch. The same way it is fun to watch a kid when you tell them to try calamari or escargot for the first time.
Family Feud asked a question on the game show that left a poor innocent man holding his head down in shame. The questions is, “We asked 100 married women, if you could change one part of your husband’s body, what would it be? Joyce rang in with passion as she told Steve Harvey, “His penis!” The host looked at her in shock, as she kept repeating the answer.
Of course, Steve kept letting her talk as she dug herself further and further into that grave she just made. What makes it even worse for everyone involved, is that her poor husband Pete was there playing too. All he could do with his smiley-faced tie was laugh along with the audience as he tries to ignore the fact that his wife just said that about his manhood.
But then again, he is wearing a smiley faced tie. You have to wonder if all those yellow faces are laughing at him or they are just pissed they can’t turn that smile upside down. If ever there was a moment to frown on Family Feud, this is it.
What makes it even worse, is she didn’t try to pass buck like most contestants, and say something like not that I would know. Poor Pete, poor poor Pete.
BTW can you believe that answer wasn’t even on the board? WTF? How could that answer not be on the board? Why do you think vibrators and dildos do so well with married women? Women want variety!
Poor Pete, poor poor Pete.
We know that Family Feud has had some embarrassing answers given on the game show, but Wesley’s answer might be the most embarrassing one of them all. When he was asked by Steve Harvey, “Name something a teenage boy might practice kissing technique on?”, he said something that shocked the host and us. He said, “His mom.”
Wesley didn’t even try to get out of it, he just stood there as his family clapped. Which I don’t even want to imagine why they clapped and said, “Good answer, good answer.”
Incest is best, but not the best answer especially to that question. Thankfully for society, the answer was not on the board.
So boys, answer that question for me? What did you practice your kissing technique on when you were a teen?