Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “Name something you only have one set of?” Darrick buzzed in said, “children,” and it was not on the board. Then it was Mark’s turn and he proudly guessed, “balls!” To which his competitor responded with, “That’s how you get the children.” Yes and no, but we all know it is the thing between them that does that.
When it comes to if balls was on the board, it was as, “wrinkly danglers.” With that we have a new word for testicles.
Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “Name something that is itsy bitsy?” When he walked over to Darla, she didn’t hesitate to tell him, “A penis!” The host hesitated for a few seconds to find out if that was what she really said. Then as it sunk into him what she had just said, her son encouraged her by saying, “Good answer, mama!” No, comment on that!
Sadly, that answer wasn’t on the board. Which is weird because the first guy I went down on has an itsy bitsy penis. Never forget.
That wasn’t the only answer given by the Durhams that wasn’t on the board. Tiera guessed, “pubic hair!”
I don’t know about you, but I want to have supper over at their house one night because their conversation must be scrumptious.
The thing I love most about Family Feud is that is a family show that sometimes might not be so family friendly.
For example, Steve Harvey asked, “Name something that you don’t care if it is fake as long as it looks good?” Shayne buzzed in and said, “A woman” Then he elaborated, “parts.” The judges wanted him to be more specific, so he was when he added, “Boobs!” What makes the answer even funnier is that he is a Gospel artist, and I am sure his fellow artists will make him sing Amazing Grace as penance.
Especially since the answer was only the third on the board. I guess they surveyed more women than men!
Family Feud is back for season #40 and that rhymes with dirty, sort of. Dirty is the type of answer Miss Shelia gave when Steve Harvey asked, “We asked 100 married women, name something you might ask the Wizard of Oz to give your husband?” She excitingly buzzed in but nervously said, “A bigger thing.”
Now you would think that would be the #1 answer and yet it wasn’t even on the board. What is wrong, or should I say, what did these 100 married women do right to have husband’s who all have huge schlongs?
Today Family Feud begins its 40th, yes the Big 4-0 season. If this answer is any clue on how this season is going to be,it is going to be a real Tripp.
Steve Harvey asked the contestants, “Name something that some people love to have on when they are making love?” Beth told the host, “Props like handcuffs?”
Then Harvey asked Tripp if that is what he is talking about and if that was his answer. Tripp responded with, “That is always my answer. I like to feel vulnerable.”
Then he realized what he just said, but it was too late and the safe word could not save him.
I am glad someone took the handcuffs off of Family Feud, because I am so excited for a new season of answers like this one.