Family Feud asked 100 women, “Name something you love doing when you’re all alone?” D was quick buzz in, but was a little hesitant to say her answer. Then she blurted out with excitement, “Masturbate!”
Now you look at her, say she is in the Air Force and would never say that. But she did and that earned her a salute from Steve Harvey, the people there, me and probably you too.
Was that answer good enough to be on the board? Shockingly, no. Because let’s be real ladies, it is what we like to do when we are alone. More than reading! Unless that reading is a trashy novel to put us in the mood.
Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “Name something that terrifies men?” Stan proudly told the host, “Now Steve I don’t have this problem but erectile dysfunction.” Then he clapped his hands like he just won the game. Not even close because it wasn’t even on the board. Which is crazy because I have seen enough ads that say that does.
Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “Name something people stick their fingers in that they shouldn’t?” Cyrus looked a little nervous as he quietly told the host, “Their butt.” Since he said it as the buzzer was buzzing, he had to repeat it but a little louder this time. Poor guy.
Sadly, he is now the butt of all jokes at work for no reason at all because the answer was not on the board. I don’t know why it wasn’t up there because it is the only answer that I came up with?
BTW this was not the butt answer I wanted to post from Family Feud, but sadly they didn’t upload the one I wanted to share with you from Celebrity Family Feud. They asked the contestants, “We asked 100 women, name something specific that only your man is allowed to do to your behind?” Kellie Pickler’s friend was the only one who went there and you know what went there means. The Farrah Abraham, although she classified it as doing the dirty. And that answer also wasn’t on the board.
What is wrong with the people they are polling?
Family Feud asked the contestants, “Name a type of ball that doesn’t bounce?” Nicki guessed, “Well, I’m going to go there and say maybe men’ssss private parts.” Steve Harvey responded in his own special way by jumping up and down to see if they do. His conclusion is the same as most and they do. I mean hasn’t Nicki and the 6 other people who agreed with that answer seen a p0rn? Those things bounce like crazy, they bounce and bounce and bounce. If they haven’t seen a p0rn then haven’t they had sex to know the feeling of them bouncing against you. They just don’t hit the floor and lie their like a bowling, billiard or golf ball.
Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “We asked 100 men, fill in the blank, every girl I meet tells me I’m what?” Without hesitation Joe buzzed in and screamed out, “Smelly!” The way he was so quick to answer that, you have to assume it is true for him. Sadly though, he admitted that on national television for no reason at all because it was not the board.
Family Feud has had a lot of strange answers on the show, and this might be the strangest one of them all. Steve Harvey asked the contestants, “Name something that people tie up?”
After the two people at the Face Off did not guess an answer that was one the board, it was time to go to the families to see if they could to be better.
Something the host would quickly regret when he asked Kashyap for the answer. He proudly said, “Criminals to a railroad track.” What? Someone has been watching way too many Silent Movies because no one else would’ve guessed that answer. Was it up there? The game show judges stretched it to give it to him. How? They had, “People/Kinky Lover,” up there. It was not the #1 answer. Which is shocking because the only thing I tie up is my lover to the bed. Who are those 29 people who tie their shoes over the partner? What’s up with that?
Steve Harvey asked Dana, “Name a word that starts with the sound Pee?” Without hesitation she guessed, “Penis,” with confidence. The Family Feud host then asked her, “Who the person in the mall gonna say that?” I am that person at that mall who is going to say that! I always have penises on my mind. So if they would’ve asked me, that is what I would’ve said. But alas, there was no one at the mall that day like me, so sadly that answer wasn’t on the board.
I can’t think of any other answer that would be up there. Peace out.
Family Feud asked 100 people, “Name one thing people do to imitate a dog?” Big Jim was convinced he knew the last answer on the board. Therefore he told Steve Harvey, “I probably shouldn’t say this with my kids here, but how about Doggy Style?”
After the host checked to make sure that his three sons were OK with what their dad just said, he wanted to see if that position, I mean, answer was on the board. Sadly, the 100 people surveyed need to broaden what they do in bed. Maybe if they did that would’ve been up there. I know that is the #1 way I imitate a dog. Well actually #2, I am #1 at being a B!tch.
Family Feud asked 100 single women, “Name something you would hate to fall out of your date’s underwear?” Derrick was quick to buzz in, “Doo doo!” As soon as he realized what he just said, he, along with the audience, started to crack up. That was the #2 answer on the board, so Mary went with, “condom.” That was the third answer on the board. Personally, I think that both should have been #1. Because I would dump a guy if I saw a dump come out of his underwear. Wouldn’t you?
Then it was up to the Phillips family to try and Tasha said, “A fake member.” When that wasn’t up there, Victor Jr said, “Well Steve, she said the fake one, I guess they wouldn’t want the real one falling out either.” I say depends how big it is. Sadly though that answer wasn’t up there either.
What is wrong with people? Those are all good answers.
Steve Harvey has been known to crack up uncontrollably on Family Feud, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen him lose it during the Fast Money round. That all changed with one question, a question that would make any man laugh so hard to avoid crying. What was it? He asked David Jr, “Name a part of a man’s body that if hair were ripped from it it might cause him to cry?” The contestant being a man guessed, “his pen!s.” Even though the answer was expected, Harvey couldn’t control himself. He asked the producers to pause the game, so he could get his composure back. Once he did, he went on with the rest of the round.
Which was a good thing for the Clowes family because they wound up winning the $20,000.