Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “Name a part of your body that looks bigger when you’re nude than when you’re dressed?” Curtiss knew he knew the answer, so he proudly told the host, “The ladies’ boobs!” The answer makes sense and it is honest, but it is the person who gave the answer that makes it so shocking. So surprising that Harvey had to walk away and then he said, “Pastor, based on your last two answers, I am going to come down there and join that Church.” Then he paused before he added, “You about to get a new member.” I think he meant to say you are about to get a whole lot of new members! I wouldn’t mind spending my Sunday mornings with him because I am sure he makes his sermons a lot of fun.
Now when it comes to was his answer on the board, it was as the “Pointer Sisters”. I think I have a new name for my girls because I like that! Ladies, isn’t that a great name for them?
Family Feud has come up with a lot of euphemisms for the word pen!s and their latest one might be my favorite one yet. That term is…Prince Hairy. We know pen!ses aren’t hairy, but it works. Granted all I can see is Prince Harry’s head at the head, but still it made me chuckle.
What is your best nickname for pen!s?
Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live the ABC late night show thought it would be fun to have the cast of Avengers play Family Feud and they were so wrong. Funny yes, fun no!
First they didn’t know how to play the game, they kept helping each other guess the answers. To make matters worse, they didn’t even know how to answer the questions. You know it’s bad when Mark Ruffalo got a strike when he was asked, “Name the worst place to turn into the Incredible Hulk?” The latest actor to play Bruce Banner said, “A telephone booth.” Seriously dude, even Lou Ferrigno Hulked out when he heard that answer and he was in a telephone booth.
The game went so poorly that Jimmy Kimmel decalred, “I’m the worst game show host ever!”
Even though it was a big old fail, it is still fun to watch!
Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “I told my family don’t pull the plug on me as long as I can still what?” James proudly said, “Get aroused!” Harvey does what Harvey does so brilliantly, and then it was time to see if it the answer was on the board.
So was it? Yes it was, but the writers of the game show referred to it as, “Make my worm squirm.”
Steve Harvey asked the contestants, “Name something that would he harder to do if you had a really fat tongue?” Lindsey told the Family Feud host, “I really don’t want to do this, but, um, sex.” Then she added, “I don’t have to be that specific, right?” All Harvey could do was stand there flustered and say, “Oh my Gd! Where is this going?” Then when she found out that she didn’t have to be more specific, she asked if they could it edit out her answer. Sadly, they couldn’t and even sadder for her is that the answer was not on board.
On that note, the reason why she didn’t have to be more specific is because “tongue wrestling” was already on the board.
Now, let’s analyze having a fat tongue in reference to Lindsey’s answer. For one sex, it is a good thing. For the other sex, it could be a mouthful of complications! But we already knew that because we have been picturing it since we heard her answer!
Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “We talked to 100 men, if you were a hospital patient what would you rather have a female nurse do for you than a male nurse.” Sixteen year old Anthony told the host, “You see, I got groin problems…I probably, check my groin.” It wasn’t only that he said the answer, he was also demonstrating what he wanted her to do to him.
The fact that he did that on national television, proves that he is a teenage boy. Plus, he was just so cute as he let his hormones answer the question for him!
The other day on Family Feud, Steve Harvey asked, “Name a place where you panic if the toilet didn’t flush after you used it.” Kate guessed that that place would be at a new lover’s home. After the host saw that the answer was on the board, he shared a story about an experience that happened to him that was just like her answer.
Back when he was in college, he went out with a girl that he thought was way out of his league. Trying to impress her, he went to a Creole restaurant. He wasn’t familiar with the food and ordered a lot of spicy food. When they were done eating, he went to drop her off at her house. She invited upstairs and that is when his stomach had a message for him. When natures calls, you have to answer it. He went into her bathroom, did his business and then the toilet didn’t flush. His dinner started to come out of the bowl. He panicked and grabbed the trashcan to capture the overflowing water. Then it started to fill up, so he dumped the contents into the bathtub. After an hour and a half he finally was able to emerge from the bathroom. The girl then asked him what was all over his pants, turns out some of the stuff splashed all over him.
Needless to say he didn’t get a second date, but we got a first rate story! Poor Steve Harvey!
Family Feud asked the contestants, “Name something a man picks up on a date!” When Steve Harvey got to Lisa there were already 4 answers on the board and her family had two strikes against them, so she had to be careful. Her answer proved that if a man isn’t careful, he will pick up an STD on that date. Her embarrassment to that answer is why we love the show. The fact that it was on the board, is why we absolutely adore it!
So men, Family Feud is giving you a little safer sex reminder. If you don’t want to pick up an STD on your date, make sure to pick up some condoms. It doesn’t have to be on the board for you to know that.
Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “Name something that swings both way?” Angie proudly answered his question by saying “A penis!” The shock on the host’s face is perfect.
Just like her answer that was shockingly not on the board. I don’t why not, because if man is running naked that is thing is swinging like pendulum back and forth!
BTW I would’ve said Lindsay Lohan, Evan Rachel Wood, Alan Cumming or Anne Heche, but that is me!
The other night on Family Feud, Dipa wanted to show Steve Harvey some Bollywood moves. The gracious host was more than willing to learn them. Dipa put a scarf on him and he said once you put that on my neck, then it is about to go down. Down it went. First he followed her instructions and shook his hips and changed the lightbulb. But then he added his own and that is when it really went down. That’s when he put the scarf on her as she faced the opposite direction of him and he rode the pony. He had a rare moment with the contestant and apologized for really getting into the moment. He has nothing to be sorry about because even the cast of Magic Mike don’t have moves that are as smooth as his! Go Harvey! Go Harvey! Go!