Remember the first time you were told to try Sushi, you were like “ew, gross?” Well, imagine if you are Amish and you never heard of the Japanese dish, how would you react? Steve Harvey decided to get the answer to that question on his show today with two of the stars from Breaking Amish. Matt acted just like we did, but maybe even a little worse because we are used to it in out society by now.
Now when it comes to the dinner table being turned on Harvey, he acted the same way as Matt when he tried Amish food. And we would too because we always get grossed when we are told to try a new food we are not used to.
But it is still fun to watch. The same way it is fun to watch a kid when you tell them to try calamari or escargot for the first time.
Family Feud asked a question on the game show that left a poor innocent man holding his head down in shame. The questions is, “We asked 100 married women, if you could change one part of your husband’s body, what would it be? Joyce rang in with passion as she told Steve Harvey, “His penis!” The host looked at her in shock, as she kept repeating the answer.
Of course, Steve kept letting her talk as she dug herself further and further into that grave she just made. What makes it even worse for everyone involved, is that her poor husband Pete was there playing too. All he could do with his smiley-faced tie was laugh along with the audience as he tries to ignore the fact that his wife just said that about his manhood.
But then again, he is wearing a smiley faced tie. You have to wonder if all those yellow faces are laughing at him or they are just pissed they can’t turn that smile upside down. If ever there was a moment to frown on Family Feud, this is it.
What makes it even worse, is she didn’t try to pass buck like most contestants, and say something like not that I would know. Poor Pete, poor poor Pete.
BTW can you believe that answer wasn’t even on the board? WTF? How could that answer not be on the board? Why do you think vibrators and dildos do so well with married women? Women want variety!
Poor Pete, poor poor Pete.
We know that Family Feud has had some embarrassing answers given on the game show, but Wesley’s answer might be the most embarrassing one of them all. When he was asked by Steve Harvey, “Name something a teenage boy might practice kissing technique on?”, he said something that shocked the host and us. He said, “His mom.”
Wesley didn’t even try to get out of it, he just stood there as his family clapped. Which I don’t even want to imagine why they clapped and said, “Good answer, good answer.”
Incest is best, but not the best answer especially to that question. Thankfully for society, the answer was not on the board.
So boys, answer that question for me? What did you practice your kissing technique on when you were a teen?
Paula Deen is going to be on The Steve Harvey Show this Thursday and he does not hold back with his questions. The daytime talk show host says he is “not a journalist. I am just a guy who happens to have platform of a TV show.” The he added that he wanted to her side about everything. It is for these reasons that I think his interview with her will be really powerful. Unlike reporters that ask questions for other people, he is asking them for himself. By doing so, he is asking the questions his audience wants to know. They are coming from a person who was offended by her words, and he question her as such. I think his sincere interest in what she has to say, will expose her true feelings about it all. You can hear in his voice that this means a lot to him, so you know he will not be easy on her. From the looks of the promo, it seems he has forgiven her. What she said to do that is something we will have to tune in to see in two days. In what I am sure will be a really good interview that will keep you interested from the beginning of it until the end.
Steve Harvey asked Michael, “We asked 100 men, name something that is hard to do if you got a bad aim?” And the Family Feud contestant said, “I would say, um, the thing, with the wife, if you don’t have bad aim.” Then he added, “If you don’t have good aim, you can’t find it.”
Michael, neither confirmed or denied that he knew that from personal experience, so Steve went over to the wife to see if he could find out some more information from her. Crystal told him they have two kids. So that is at least twice that his aim was good where it mattered. Although after she came clean, so did he as he admitted that he never missed.
But did it happen to anyone else? Fourteen other men also gave that answer and because we learned a new expression for sex, “Ram the ham”. Let’s not make it a thing because that is bad, so bad it’s not Kosher.
Family Feud likes to ask questions that might lead to an answer that have a sexual tone to it. But I don’t think they thought would get an answer like that when they asked, “Name something you want sooner than later.” Sara responded by saying retirement, but it was not on the board. Then it was her mother’s turn and Barb said, “Since I am retired, I want sex!!! Now rather than later because I might not be around later.” Not only did she say wanted sex, she acted it out by doing several thrusts. Leaving Steve Harvey in a state of shock. Not that you can blame him because we too are in shock after seeing and hearing her say it.
And yes “A Good Poke” was on the board because we all want it sooner rather than later.
Now when it comes to Barb, all I have to say is, “You go girl!”
Dan loves his wife, Heather, so much that he was willing to get his chest and back waxed for her. But what made his moment so special, for us, is that he let The Steve Harvey Show be part of it. So we got to see as hairs after hairs were painfully ripped out of his body as he squirmed in pain. Then when it was all done, he shared with us what the experience was like. I don’t know what they put in the aloe, but I want whatever he is having. There is no way he could possibly be so happy after that. Unless his wife gave him a quickie as a thank you! I think that has to be what happened.
Good for Dan for making his wife happy, more men should do the same thing. And make sure to film it as it happens and then upload the video YouTube for me to enjoy.
Steve Harvey had Sexercise teacher, Jason Rosell, on his daytime talk show and he showed off some of his moves. They look like they’are a lot fun and something everyone can do. So after he taught us his steps, it was time to put hem all together. Well Harvey moves to his own beat and by the end of it I am not sure exactly what he was doing. As soon as he picked up that stepper and Twerking and Grinding with it, I had to put my hands over my eyes because it was too hot for me. Maybe even too hot for daytime TV? What do you think?
So if that is what Sexercise is all about, then sign me up.
Family Feud asked, “Name an object that is the size of Steve Harvey’s head?” Well at first, Stephlanie said that was it the same size as a basketball; but since ball was already on the board she had to try her answer again. This time she said, “Hiney cheek, one hiney cheek.” Well the host didn’t take too well to his head being compared to half an a$$, but on a positive note at least she didn’t say it looked like a full one.
I have to admit, it does kind of look like a butt cheek. Don’t you agree? At least from behind, it looks like a behind!
Family Feud has given us many great answers to their questions, and some of them have made us laugh out loud. But the answer that Beverly gave made me laugh harder than I ever laughed with the show before.
Family Feud asked 100 women, “When it comes to men, short is OK as long as he is what?” Well Lauren went first and she said good looking. That was the 5th answer on the board. So now it was Beverly’s turn and she heisted as she said with shame, “He’s packing.” Steve Harvey didn’t have to say anything, he just looked at her that way he does; and she tried to get herself out of it but knew there was no way. Especially since her parents were just a few feet away from her not knowing how they should feel about their daughter’s answer. The host tried to reassure her that her daddy wouldn’t kill her if the answer was #1. So Harvey turned around to see if it was there, and it was. The #1 answer was “Good In Bed/9 Inches;” and her father was happy with his little girl who likes big (wink wink) men. Where is Kevin Hart when he’s really needed. Sorry Kevin, I do love you, but…
So I ask you to tell me, “When it comes to men, short is OK as long as he is what?”