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Why did this Family Feuder want her answer edited out?
March 20th, 2015 under Family Feud. [ Comments: none ]

Steve Harvey asked the contestants, “Name something that would he harder to do if you had a really fat tongue?” Lindsey told the Family Feud host, “I really don’t want to do this, but, um, sex.” Then she added, “I don’t have to be that specific, right?” All Harvey could do was stand there flustered and say, “Oh my Gd! Where is this going?” Then when she found out that she didn’t have to be more specific, she asked if they could it edit out her answer. Sadly, they couldn’t and even sadder for her is that the answer was not on board.
On that note, the reason why she didn’t have to be more specific is because “tongue wrestling” was already on the board.
Now, let’s analyze having a fat tongue in reference to Lindsey’s answer. For one sex, it is a good thing. For the other sex, it could be a mouthful of complications! But we already knew that because we have been picturing it since we heard her answer!

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Can you tell this Family Feud contestant is a teenage boy?
March 11th, 2015 under Family Feud. [ Comments: none ]

Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “We talked to 100 men, if you were a hospital patient what would you rather have a female nurse do for you than a male nurse.” Sixteen year old Anthony told the host, “You see, I got groin problems…I probably, check my groin.” It wasn’t only that he said the answer, he was also demonstrating what he wanted her to do to him.
The fact that he did that on national television, proves that he is a teenage boy. Plus, he was just so cute as he let his hormones answer the question for him!

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Steve Harvey’s bathroom TMI story will have you laughing til you…
March 3rd, 2015 under Family Feud, TMI. [ Comments: none ]

The other day on Family Feud, Steve Harvey asked, “Name a place where you panic if the toilet didn’t flush after you used it.” Kate guessed that that place would be at a new lover’s home. After the host saw that the answer was on the board, he shared a story about an experience that happened to him that was just like her answer.
Back when he was in college, he went out with a girl that he thought was way out of his league. Trying to impress her, he went to a Creole restaurant. He wasn’t familiar with the food and ordered a lot of spicy food. When they were done eating, he went to drop her off at her house. She invited upstairs and that is when his stomach had a message for him. When natures calls, you have to answer it. He went into her bathroom, did his business and then the toilet didn’t flush. His dinner started to come out of the bowl. He panicked and grabbed the trashcan to capture the overflowing water. Then it started to fill up, so he dumped the contents into the bathtub. After an hour and a half he finally was able to emerge from the bathroom. The girl then asked him what was all over his pants, turns out some of the stuff splashed all over him.
Needless to say he didn’t get a second date, but we got a first rate story! Poor Steve Harvey!

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Gotta love when an answer on Family Feud is STD!
February 24th, 2015 under Family Feud. [ Comments: none ]

Family Feud asked the contestants, “Name something a man picks up on a date!” When Steve Harvey got to Lisa there were already 4 answers on the board and her family had two strikes against them, so she had to be careful. Her answer proved that if a man isn’t careful, he will pick up an STD on that date. Her embarrassment to that answer is why we love the show. The fact that it was on the board, is why we absolutely adore it!
So men, Family Feud is giving you a little safer sex reminder. If you don’t want to pick up an STD on your date, make sure to pick up some condoms. It doesn’t have to be on the board for you to know that.

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Why did this woman guess penis on Family Feud?
February 20th, 2015 under Family Feud. [ Comments: 1 ]

Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “Name something that swings both way?” Angie proudly answered his question by saying “A penis!” The shock on the host’s face is perfect.
Just like her answer that was shockingly not on the board. I don’t why not, because if man is running naked that is thing is swinging like pendulum back and forth!
BTW I would’ve said Lindsay Lohan, Evan Rachel Wood, Alan Cumming or Anne Heche, but that is me!

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Steve Harvey would make a good stripper!
February 19th, 2015 under Family Feud. [ Comments: none ]

The other night on Family Feud, Dipa wanted to show Steve Harvey some Bollywood moves. The gracious host was more than willing to learn them. Dipa put a scarf on him and he said once you put that on my neck, then it is about to go down. Down it went. First he followed her instructions and shook his hips and changed the lightbulb. But then he added his own and that is when it really went down. That’s when he put the scarf on her as she faced the opposite direction of him and he rode the pony. He had a rare moment with the contestant and apologized for really getting into the moment. He has nothing to be sorry about because even the cast of Magic Mike don’t have moves that are as smooth as his! Go Harvey! Go Harvey! Go!

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This Family Feud contestant gets all flustered describing a brothel!
February 13th, 2015 under Family Feud. [ Comments: 1 ]

Family Feud asked 100 people, “Besides his home, name a place where a man might completely remove his pants?” When he got to Steven, four of the seven answers were up on the board and his family had two strikes against them. That means, there were not that many options left. So he tried to go with what type of answer he thought might be there, and he said, “A Brothel!” Without skipping a beat, Steve told him, “The judges want to know what do you mean by that?” Steven questioned the host, and said “They do?” Then the sweet contestant tried to describe it and he was so embarrassed like he was caught with his pants down. When he couldn’t describe it, Steve admitted that the judges didn’t want to know what he meant, he just wanted to see him sweat. We saw him sweat and we saw him blush, so Harvey knew what he was doing and it worked.
Sad thing is it didn’t work for Steven because the answer was not on the board.

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Richard Gere’s people would allegedly deny this Family Feud answer
February 10th, 2015 under Family Feud. [ Comments: none ]

Family Feud asked 100 people, “Name something a doctor might pull out of a person?” and the contestants had to guess what those individuals said. Darci was quick to buzz in and she said, “gerbil.” As soon as she realized what word just came out of her mouth, she shook her head in shame and disgust. While she was doing that, Steve Harvey just stared at her dumbfounded and her competitor, Manny, laughed at her with the best laugh I’ve heard in a while.
So was the answer on the board? Hell no. But it will forever be in our thoughts. Just like the urban legend about Richard Gere, you know, the one. I never thought that there was any truth to it, but yet every now and again I am reminded of that false rumor. For example, how can you not think about it after watching yet another hilarious moment from the game show?

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Steve Harvey is OK with an ex rubbing her new boobs in his face!
February 2nd, 2015 under Family Feud. [ Comments: none ]

Family Feud asked 100 women, “Name something new you’d get that you’d rub in the face of an ex-boyfriend?” Then it is up to the contestants to guess those ladies’ answers.
When Steve Harvey got to Kevin, his team was down two strikes. He needed to come up with a winning answer and he did. He said, “I’m going to go with when your new boyfriend buys you, a new set, of uh, uh, a new set of um.” Even though Kevin couldn’t say boobs, t!ts or honkers, he was able to demonstrate them with his hands. Steve being Steve, wouldn’t take that for an answer. Eventually, the contestant said, “Breasts!” Once he finally got the word out, the game show exclaimed, “And a matter of fact, I don’t mind if you rub them in my face.” Then he went into one of his hilarious tangents and that is why we love him.
Men, would you mind if an ex rubbed their new bazingas in your face? Didn’t think so!
In case you were wondering, yes it was. Although, the show called them, “mega melons!”

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These Family Feud contestants act like they’re at a strip club!
January 22nd, 2015 under Family Feud. [ Comments: none ]

Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “What is the sexiest job a man can have?” Lucy screamed, “A stripper!!!” with the same amount of enthusiasm she would have if she saw a man stripping in front of her. Steve, being Steve, asked her if she has ever been to a strip club and she told him yes. Then she explained, “I went there for my Bachelorette party.” But she wasn’t done yet, as she added, “But then I got divorced. But I kept the name.” Steve wanted to know if her ex measured up to the strippers and how much money she spent that night. She said he didn’t and a few hundred dollars. I have been to a lot of strip clubs and I never spent that much. Have you?
BTW ladies, who answered this survey, how come Stripper was the 4th answer on the board. I think it should be #1 or at least #2 behind fireman.

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