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Shaq is too big of a court for Dwyane Wade
April 14th, 2021 under Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade, Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

Shaquille O’Neal likes to sleep a lot on the job, so Dwyane Wade and Candice Parker thought they would have some fun with their NBA on TNT co-host.

They got some grapes and tried to get them in Shaq’s mouth. Neither one succeeded before the Sasquatch woke up. I wonder if he wined (get it because they used grapes) about them using him as a basketball court.

On that note, I thought Wade was a good player. It didn’t show in this video. He didn’t get anywhere near the hoop, I mean muzzle. I don’t understand why because Shaq’s head is even wider than the width of a hoop. It should have been a slam dunk for the two basketball players. I guess that is why they are giving commentary about the game and not still playing it.


Doesn’t Dwyane Wade know not to wake a sleeping bear like Shaq?
March 3rd, 2021 under Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade, Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: 1 ]

Dwyane Wade was hard at work with NBA on TNT. However, his co-host, Shaquille O’Neal, was nowhere to be found. After doing some searching around the studio, he found Shaq fast asleep in his mask. The 7’1″ NBA legend was sleeping like a baby. But, if Wade were to wake him up, I am sure he would turn into a ferocious bear.

Would you want to be the person who was tasked to wake him up? Wade is 7 inches shorter than O’Neal, so he would not stand a chance. I think the only person who could do it and come out unscathed would be Charles Barkley. That is because I think he is the only person who is not afraid of a sleeping Shaq, and he would turn it into a prank. Mostly the latter reason.


Is Shaq O’Neal dancing?
February 1st, 2021 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

Shaquille O’Neal shared a video of himself dancing. At least, I think it is dancing. It is either that, or he has mice in his pants. I would say ants, but with him being as tall as he is, they would have no effect on him. But something is definitely having an effect on him.

While I joke about his moves, he is actually really light on his feet for a man his size.


Shaq is surprisingly light on his feet
September 7th, 2020 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]


Show me your tip toe dance ##tiptoechallenge

♬ Tip Toe – Sheff G & Sleepy Hallow

Shaquille O’Neal is over 7 feet tall, and yet he is still light on his feet when he dances. The basketball legend did the tiptoe challenge and it was almost like he was floating on air. Who knew something that big could be as light as a feather? But he is.


Shaq’s toe nails are almost tall as him
May 1st, 2020 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]


Shaq shared a photo of his naked feet and wrote, “I need my feet done, anybody wanna take care of these for me?” Dr. Pimple Popper is like even that is too gross for me. Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre says that even his deadly weapon couldn’t make a dent on those things. Every pedicurist in a 3,000-mile radius is like we are so not an essential business, we will open up when concerts do. Podiatrists are like they never taught us about that in medical school for a reason. If they did, we would have become proctologists.

What do you have?


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