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Is Shaq auditioning to be the Kool-Aid Man? |
| December 26th, 2025 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]
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| https://youtu.be/f8WdEeycs0o
Shaquille O’Neal spent Christmas Day and night on ESPN’s NBA Tip-Off halftime with Ernie Johnson, Kenny “The Jet” Smith, and Charles Barkley, instead of with his family. So he might want a new job.
And I know what he would be perfect for. He can play the Kool-Aid Man if they make that movie on The Studio.
How do I know this? The Jet challenged him to a little race, and the 7’1″ hit the wall after Smith pushed him down. What happens when someone that huge hits a wall? He breaks through it, just like…the Kool-Aid Man. Oh yeah!
When it comes to how Shaq is doing, he is fine. The TV wall, not so much.
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Who knew David Beckham was so little? |
| October 12th, 2025 under Shaquille O'Neal, The Beckhams. [ Comments: none ]
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David Beckham is 6′ tall. However, next to Shaquille O’Neal and Yao Ming, he looks like Kevin Hart with most people. Granted, Shaq is 7’1 and Yao is 7’6, so almost everyone looks like a preteen posing with their parents next to them. And it is so cute!
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NBA on TNT made bathroom accommodations for Shaq |
| April 23rd, 2025 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]
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| https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zP6ZRh9KMNQ
On Monday night’s NBA on TNT, Shaq had to walk off the set live on the air to go to the bathroom. While he was away, Charles Barkley, Kenny Smith, and Ernie Johnson talked shit about him while he was taking a shit.
Well, the network decided that they could not have that happen again, so they added a porta-potty to the set. This way, when the Big Guy has to take a big dump, he can do it right there. And he did!
Before this, I never wondered if Shaq could fit into a porta-potty. Now I know that the 7’1″ former NBA player can fit in one. And it is not like he is stuffed into like a clown in a clown car.
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Shaq had to take a bathroom break on NBA on TNT |
| April 22nd, 2025 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]
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| https://youtu.be/Q0LRAw-jeX8?t=527
You know the expression, “When you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go?” Well, that happened to Shaquille O’Neal yesterday when he was live on the air with the NBA on TNT.
So the 7’1″ attempted to gracefully make his exit to his bathroom, but he was caught on camera as his co-hosts Charles Barkley, Kenny Smith, and Ernie Johnson made fun of the big guy.
They didn’t stop taking dumps on Shaq while he was taking a dump because he has been downing shots of olive oil to make him go. And when the oil kicked in, he ran kicking to the porcelain Gd.
However, this is the one time the toilet was the one praying for mercy because I am assume Shaq’s shits are as big as a basketball.
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Shaq’s dreadsful new look |
| January 24th, 2025 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]
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We are used to seeing Shaquille O’Neal’s head as hairless as a basketball. However, he brought out his twin, Rashaun O’Neal, who has a full head of dreadlocks.
Do you think Shaq should go back to bald or keep the dreads? I like him just the way he is because I think he looks like a Komondor when he shakes his with the locs.
BTW Am I the only one who noticed that he is looking skinnier these days?
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