Seriously? OMG! WTF?

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David Beckham is 6′ tall. However, next to Shaquille O’Neal and Yao Ming, he looks like Kevin Hart with most people. Granted, Shaq is 7’1 and Yao is 7’6, so almost everyone looks like a preteen posing with their parents next to them. And it is so cute!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zP6ZRh9KMNQ

On Monday night’s NBA on TNT, Shaq had to walk off the set live on the air to go to the bathroom. While he was away, Charles Barkley, Kenny Smith, and Ernie Johnson talked shit about him while he was taking a shit.

Well, the network decided that they could not have that happen again, so they added a porta-potty to the set. This way, when the Big Guy has to take a big dump, he can do it right there. And he did!

Before this, I never wondered if Shaq could fit into a porta-potty. Now I know that the 7’1″ former NBA player can fit in one. And it is not like he is stuffed into like a clown in a clown car.

https://youtu.be/Q0LRAw-jeX8?t=527

You know the expression, “When you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go?” Well, that happened to Shaquille O’Neal yesterday when he was live on the air with the NBA on TNT.

So the 7’1″ attempted to gracefully make his exit to his bathroom, but he was caught on camera as his co-hosts Charles Barkley, Kenny Smith, and Ernie Johnson made fun of the big guy.

They didn’t stop taking dumps on Shaq while he was taking a dump because he has been downing shots of olive oil to make him go. And when the oil kicked in, he ran kicking to the porcelain Gd.

However, this is the one time the toilet was the one praying for mercy because I am assume Shaq’s shits are as big as a basketball.

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We are used to seeing Shaquille O’Neal’s head as hairless as a basketball. However, he brought out his twin, Rashaun O’Neal, who has a full head of dreadlocks.

Do you think Shaq should go back to bald or keep the dreads? I like him just the way he is because I think he looks like a Komondor when he shakes his with the locs.

BTW Am I the only one who noticed that he is looking skinnier these days?

At 7’1″, Shaq is used to being the tallest person in the room. However, he finally learned what it was like not to be when he met someone a lot taller than him. That person is 7’9″ Olivier Rioux.

Rioux is only 18 years old, so he is still growing. How much higher will he get? We will find out as we watch him play basketball. And I hope he has a lot more meetings with Shaquille O’Neal because it is nice to see him humbled.

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