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Shaq got bangs
January 24th, 2023 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

We are used to seeing Shaquille O’Neal with a bald head. However, now the basketball giant got a new “hair”style. He is sporting bangs.

What do you think? Is it Shaqtastic or Shaqible? I don’t know why, but I kind of like them on him!


Shaq wants to be an underwear model with his sons
December 27th, 2022 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

Shaquille O’Neal has been on a mission, and so far, he is successful. The NBA legend told Entertainment Tonight that he has lost 40 pounds and wants to lose another 20 by his 51st birthday on March 6th.

On that date, he is going to take it all off and show us his new body! A body he is getting ready to pose in his underwear along with his sons. Knowing him, I think he will be able to do it.

How has he been doing it? “It’s all about eating right. I got some blood work done, a friend of mine called me and said, ‘You’re fat,’ and she gave me this guy’s name, and he did some blood work, and you know, ’cause I was the athlete — I wasn’t a salad eater. I won’t pay attention to any of that. I don’t care about none of that,” O’Neal said. “I didn’t know what the difference between a carb and a protein, at 50 years old I never knew. So, he was saying you can’t do this, you can’t do that, more vegetables, my iron’s low. And once I just started changing those certain things, it dropped.”

I can’t wait to see the chiseled Shaq in two months!


Timber! Down goes Shaq!!!
December 7th, 2022 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

Shaquille O’Neal and Kenny Smith decided to have a race during NBA on TNT yesterday, and O’Neal had only one rule. Not to cheat.

However, Smith doesn’t like rules. So, he pushed Shaq, and the NBA giant fell down into the huge Christmas tree. And the pine didn’t even flinch.

That is one sturdy tree. Now, I and other cat owners want to know their secret. Because I have seen 7 lbs, kitties take down the sturdiest of trees. Yet, when a 300 lbs, 7’1″, NBA analyst crashed down onto one, it didn’t even budge. It lost several pines and a few branches, but it didn’t move. It is a Christmas miracle.

And it is also a Christmas miracle that Shaq didn’t retaliate. Because if I were him, I would have lifted Smith up and put him on top of one of the smaller trees like an angel.

Oh, and can we talk about how Ernie Johnson tried to lift the fallen Shaq up? Like he was going to be able to do that on his own. There is not enough adrenaline in the world for that to have happened.


Shaq’s TikTok fail
March 11th, 2022 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

There is a trend on TikTok where people squat down to the rhythm of Yoncé by Atsuko Okatsuka. Shaq decided to try it.

There were two problems with that. They are that Shaquille O’Neal is 7’1″ and 50 years old. Both those things worked against him, and now he needs LifeAlert because he has fallen and can’t get up.


Who knew Arnold Schwarzenegger was so short?
September 29th, 2021 under Arnold Schwarzenegger, Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

Arnold Schwarzenegger posed with Shaquille O’Neal, and the bodybuilder looks scrawny next to the basketball player. But then again, who doesn’t? Shaq, at 7’1″, can humble the mightiest.


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