Yesterday I posted some Words of Wizdumb from Mark Hoppus, and now the Blink 182 topped that Tweet with one that gave me such a visual I had to share it with you! He said, “there’s probably a doctor somewhere who had to treat a patient that bleached their butthole with teeth-whitening strips. :(” The fact that he thought that scares me, but what scares me even more is there probably is a doctor who had to deal with that exact issues…
BTW part of me wants him to put down the phone and stop Tweeting these Words of Wizdumb, but the other part (that is screaming louder) loves these deep thoughts from him!!!
We are used to hearing Mark Hoppus‘ thoughts in songs he has written for Blink 182 and with Twitter we get to hear them in a different way. Yesterday he gave us these Words of Wizdumb, “I’m starting to think this ‘I Love Pussy’ neck tattoo was a bad idea. :(” He’s right because if you are going to get ink like that, you should either get it on your tongue or your penis because those are the two body parts that appreciate it the most.
But when it comes to Mark he might’ve only had his tongue as an option because he also Tweeted this yesterday “DAMMIT!! This store is all out of extra-small condoms!!”
Adam Levine has given us plenty of Words of Wizdumb on Twitter and yesterday he continued that trend. The Voice coach Tweeted, “I just had a date with myself. Sadly, I’m not really interested. But the sex was great.” I wonder if that is what a real date with him is like. Yes I have wondered about that because there is something oddly attractive about him.
Nina Dobrev wowed everyone at the Emmys in a red hot Donna Karan dress, but there was one thing that The Vampire Diaries star didn’t plan for! The former-Degrassi beauty Tweeted, “Okay…So, the dress fit like a glove but no one said anything about using the restroom. How?! Instructions please!???!?!?!!!!!!!!!???!?!?!” The poor Lady in Red, I hope she figured it out before it was too late!
And talking about late, her real life boyfriend Ian Somerhalder and her didn’t spend the night in LA because she Tweeted, “At LAX, redeye back to atlanta. And… We’re off like an Emmy dress!” While I am sure she was out of her dress, looks Ian kept his penguin suit on. I would like to have been on the red eye looking at him dressed like that! Probably be the only time I would be begging to fly a red eye to Atlanta!
Adam Levine took to Twitter yesterday and gave us these Words of Wizdumb, “the VMA’s. one day a year when MTV pretends to still care about music. I’m drawing a line in the sand. fuck you VMA’s.” You know what he is dead on right because when was the last time you saw a music video on MTV? See he is right!!!
