I love William Shanter and I think he is the Shat, but when it comes to him singing Black Sabbath’s Iron Man I think it is sh!t. I get that the 80 year old man can do almost anything, and I have liked some of his past songs, but what do you say that. I am thoroughly scared for the release of Seeking Major Tom when it comes out next Tuesday. There are a lot of interesting covers on it, but I didn’t need to hear Steve Howe destroy Duran Duran’s Planet Earth. I do that every day in the shower myself.
Whenever William Shatner is on a talk show you know it is going to be hysterical, and whenever he is on The Late Show with Craig Ferguson you know you will be laughing so hard you will be pee like a racehorse in you pants! Well yesterday was no different because Captain Kirk rode Mr Wick like a horse and neither one of them will ever be the same the again. You have to watch that video all the way though because the two of them crack themselves up over the stupidest little innuendos! “Come on” what else are you doing?
You know what bookmark this post because you are going to want to watch this whenever you are having a sh!tty day because it will make you feel better like winning the Triple Crown at a horse race.
BTW can you believe that The Shat is 80 years young because he still has wit about him. He one upped Craig several times and not many people can do tha
Oh and where the heck was Secretariat? But then again I would rather ride Craig too!
Last week William Shatner sang Cee Lo Green’s F*ck You on Lopez Tonight and tonight at 8p Gwyneth Paltrow will sing the clean version Forget You on Fox’s Glee. When it comes to who sings better, normally I would give it The Shat but since I think the version of the song that she sings is something I would like to do to the GOOP lady and forget her, I will give it to the lady Shakespeare was in love with for some reason.
Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live William Shatner was on the show to promote his CBS Thursday sitcom Sh!t My Dad Says that airs at 8:30p and he did a Waltz with the ABC talk show host. The Boston Legal star and him were talking about Captain Kirk’s love for Dancing with the Stars and what he loves so much about it is the interactions between the dancers, so he asked Jimmy to dance with him. Looking at Kimmel you can tell he was a Trekkie when he was kid, so of course he jumped at the opportunity. Watching how the two were so in sync as they danced, I have to wonder if they have something to tell us? The one thing we know about the stance that Jimmy took before he took his first dance step is that he is The Shat’s Bitch and on the bottom!!!
I don’t know about you, but I would love love love to see William Shatner on DWTS! You can tell the 79 year old is so light on his feet for and such a charmer!!! Plus he has such an interesting perspective on the show, that I would love to watch him grow and shrink every week.
William Shatner was doing an interview with Vanity Fair and in it he broke the news that Betty White and him are making a sex tape for AARP.
Q; Say I wanted to trick you into talking about your affair with Betty White. How do I make that happen?
A; Quite easily. Betty and I have been lovers for awhile. That’s all out in the open. We’re going to do a sex tape for the A.A.R.P.
Q: You said in a recent interview that Betty’s “totally flexible in the hip area.†You do realize that you’ve given the world a mental image that can’t be un-thought?
A: I do realize that, and I stand by it. Her hips are very flexible. Although to be fair, it’s held together by rubber bands. (Laughs.)
Q: Is there anything on your body that’s still flexible?
A; My left pinkie. That’s pretty much it. You should see it flex. But other than that, it’s… (Laughs.) Oh god, you’re getting me to say things I shouldn’t. You’re dangerous!
Q: O.K., one more question. You wear a toupee. We all know it, it’s obvious, but you won’t admit it. How long are you going to hold on to this ruse? Is it a mystery you’ll be taking to your grave?
A: Probably. But if it’s any consolation, that’s not very long from now.
I think he’s joking, at least I pray he is joking because that is one sex tape even though I wouldn’t want to see it I know would wind up watching it over and over again.
